The Haircut
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The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!
“Tolerance and Apathy are the last virtues of a dying society.” Aristotle
Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.
Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.
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Re: The Haircut
Col Hogan wrote:One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!
How fvcking childish. And, not funny.
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Re: The Haircut
Cap'n Cat wrote:Col Hogan wrote:One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!
How fvcking childish. And, not funny.
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It must be funny if you feel that way...you just can't admit it...
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Re: The Haircut
Must have hit a little too close to home for the Cap'n.Col Hogan wrote:Cap'n Cat wrote:
How fvcking childish. And, not funny.
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It must be funny if you feel that way...you just can't admit it...
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Re: The Haircut
Cap'n, are you mad that the Colonel didn't say where the barber shop was located?Cap'n Cat wrote:Col Hogan wrote:One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!
How fvcking childish. And, not funny.
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Re: The Haircut
I don't think Cap's needed a hair cut for the last decade. A quick buzz with the clippers at home should be good enough for himUNI88 wrote:Cap'n, are you mad that the Colonel didn't say where the barber shop was located?Cap'n Cat wrote:
How fvcking childish. And, not funny.
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Re: The Haircut
Maybe the barber would shave his back for free ...clenz wrote:I don't think Cap's needed a hair cut for the last decade. A quick buzz with the clippers at home should be good enough for himUNI88 wrote:
Cap'n, are you mad that the Colonel didn't say where the barber shop was located?
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Re: The Haircut
No, it's just another of those stupid ass jokes you get on e-mail from your fat, retired, Conk uncle, or something. Not entertaining in the least.
Bitching about and making fun of the government - how fresh an idea!!!!
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Re: The Haircut
Bitching about and making fun of religion - how fresh an idea!!!Cap'n Cat wrote:No, it's just another of those stupid ass jokes you get on e-mail from your fat, retired, Conk uncle, or something. Not entertaining in the least.
Bitching about and making fun of the government - how fresh an idea!!!!
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Re: The Haircut
A dozen roses cost way more than a haircut, dumb florist would have been better off paying for the haircut.Col Hogan wrote:One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!
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Also, what did the barber do that he was doing community service? Was there someone there monitoring and verifying that he was putting in the proper hours? And letting a criminal do community service where CHILDREN could come in?!? Think what could have happened! SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
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Re: The Haircut
grizzaholic wrote:Bitching about and making fun of religion - how fresh an idea!!!Cap'n Cat wrote:No, it's just another of those stupid ass jokes you get on e-mail from your fat, retired, Conk uncle, or something. Not entertaining in the least.
Bitching about and making fun of the government - how fresh an idea!!!!
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Re: The Haircut
It was an email...from a fat, union-member friend who works a regular job...Cap'n Cat wrote:No, it's just another of those stupid ass jokes you get on e-mail from your fat, retired, Conk uncle, or something.
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Re: The Haircut
Col,Col Hogan wrote:It was an email...from a fat, union-member friend who works a regular job...Cap'n Cat wrote:No, it's just another of those stupid ass jokes you get on e-mail from your fat, retired, Conk uncle, or something.
You're an unfunny toad of an old man. Drink your Ensure, change your Depends and try again tomorrow.
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Re: The Haircut
He is still waiting for your Ensure reviews and a list of the cheapest places on the net to order Depends or do they not make them large enough so you had to switch to cotton?Cap'n Cat wrote:Col,Col Hogan wrote:
It was an email...from a fat, union-member friend who works a regular job...
You're an unfunny toad of an old man. Drink your Ensure, change your Depends and try again tomorrow.
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
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Re: The Haircut
grizzaholic wrote:He is still waiting for your Ensure reviews and a list of the cheapest places on the net to order Depends or do they not make them large enough so you had to switch to cotton?Cap'n Cat wrote: Col,
You're an unfunny toad of an old man. Drink your Ensure, change your Depends and try again tomorrow.
Um, gh, that's, like, right up there with the good Col's humor, man.
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Re: The Haircut
At least I'm not fat, bald, angry and unemployed...Cap'n Cat wrote:Col,Col Hogan wrote:
It was an email...from a fat, union-member friend who works a regular job...
You're an unfunny toad of an old man. Drink your Ensure, change your Depends and try again tomorrow.
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Re: The Haircut
Col Hogan wrote:At least I'm not fat, bald, angry and unemployed...Cap'n Cat wrote: Col,
You're an unfunny toad of an old man. Drink your Ensure, change your Depends and try again tomorrow.
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Man, Hoagie, I'm the happiest motherfvcker on the planet! It's a sunshiney day in Minnesota, I got job offers left and right and I'm completely naked right now!
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Re: The Haircut
OK, I got one wrong....you're happy...Cap'n Cat wrote:Col Hogan wrote:
At least I'm not fat, bald, angry and unemployed...
Man, Hoagie, I'm the happiest motherfvcker on the planet! It's a sunshiney day in Minnesota, I got job offers left and right and I'm completely naked right now!
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Still fat, bald and unemployed...
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Re: The Haircut
Col Hogan wrote:OK, I got one wrong....you're happy...Cap'n Cat wrote:
Man, Hoagie, I'm the happiest motherfvcker on the planet! It's a sunshiney day in Minnesota, I got job offers left and right and I'm completely naked right now!
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Still fat, bald and unemployed...
Turned down at least three job offers because they were going to pay me (ME!!!) what you make.
The nerve!
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Re: Re: The Haircut
In your dreams...Cap'n Cat wrote:Col Hogan wrote:
OK, I got one wrong....you're happy...![]()
Still fat, bald and unemployed...
Turned down at least three job offers because they were going to pay me (ME!!!) what you make.
The nerve!
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Re: The Haircut
FIFYCap'n Cat wrote:Col Hogan wrote:
At least I'm not fat, bald, angry and unemployed...
Man, Hoagie, I'm the happiest motherfvcker on the planet! It's a sunshiney day in Minnesota, I got job offers left and right and I'm completely naked right now...and thinking of you.
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Re: The Haircut
Given your "skills," you might want to look for a political patronage job, Cap.Cap'n Cat wrote:Col Hogan wrote:
OK, I got one wrong....you're happy...![]()
Still fat, bald and unemployed...
Turned down at least three job offers because they were going to pay me (ME!!!) what you make.
The nerve!
Re: The Haircut
After reading the thread title I assumed this was going to be about Senator Tester of Montana
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Re: The Haircut
More Donk hate...Cap'n Cat wrote:Col,Col Hogan wrote:
It was an email...from a fat, union-member friend who works a regular job...
You're an unfunny toad of an old man. Drink your Ensure, change your Depends and try again tomorrow.
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