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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!

Col Hogan wrote:One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!

How fvcking childish. And, not funny.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Col Hogan wrote:One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!

How fvcking childish. And, not funny.

It must be funny if you feel that way...you just can't admit it...

Col Hogan wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:


How fvcking childish. And, not funny.

It must be funny if you feel that way...you just can't admit it...

Must have hit a little too close to home for the Cap'n.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Col Hogan wrote:One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!

How fvcking childish. And, not funny.

Cap'n, are you mad that the Colonel didn't say where the barber shop was located?

UNI88 wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:


How fvcking childish. And, not funny.

Cap'n, are you mad that the Colonel didn't say where the barber shop was located?

I don't think Cap's needed a hair cut for the last decade. A quick buzz with the clippers at home should be good enough for him

clenz wrote:

UNI88 wrote:
Cap'n, are you mad that the Colonel didn't say where the barber shop was located?

I don't think Cap's needed a hair cut for the last decade. A quick buzz with the clippers at home should be good enough for him

Maybe the barber would shave his back for free ...

No, it's just another of those stupid ass jokes you get on e-mail from your fat, retired, Conk uncle, or something. Not entertaining in the least.

Bitching about and making fun of the government - how fresh an idea!!!!

Cap'n Cat wrote:No, it's just another of those stupid ass jokes you get on e-mail from your fat, retired, Conk uncle, or something. Not entertaining in the least.

Bitching about and making fun of the government - how fresh an idea!!!!

Bitching about and making fun of religion - how fresh an idea!!!

Col Hogan wrote:One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!

A dozen roses cost way more than a haircut, dumb florist would have been better off paying for the haircut.

Also, what did the barber do that he was doing community service? Was there someone there monitoring and verifying that he was putting in the proper hours? And letting a criminal do community service where CHILDREN could come in?!? Think what could have happened! SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!

grizzaholic wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:No, it's just another of those stupid ass jokes you get on e-mail from your fat, retired, Conk uncle, or something. Not entertaining in the least.

Bitching about and making fun of the government - how fresh an idea!!!!

Bitching about and making fun of religion - how fresh an idea!!!

Cap'n Cat wrote:No, it's just another of those stupid ass jokes you get on e-mail from your fat, retired, Conk uncle, or something.

It was an email...from a fat, union-member friend who works a regular job...

Col Hogan wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:No, it's just another of those stupid ass jokes you get on e-mail from your fat, retired, Conk uncle, or something.

It was an email...from a fat, union-member friend who works a regular job...

Col,
You're an unfunny toad of an old man. Drink your Ensure, change your Depends and try again tomorrow.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Col Hogan wrote:
It was an email...from a fat, union-member friend who works a regular job...

Col,
You're an unfunny toad of an old man. Drink your Ensure, change your Depends and try again tomorrow.

He is still waiting for your Ensure reviews and a list of the cheapest places on the net to order Depends or do they not make them large enough so you had to switch to cotton?

grizzaholic wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote: Col,
You're an unfunny toad of an old man. Drink your Ensure, change your Depends and try again tomorrow.

He is still waiting for your Ensure reviews and a list of the cheapest places on the net to order Depends or do they not make them large enough so you had to switch to cotton?

Um, gh, that's, like, right up there with the good Col's humor, man.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Col Hogan wrote:
It was an email...from a fat, union-member friend who works a regular job...

Col,
You're an unfunny toad of an old man. Drink your Ensure, change your Depends and try again tomorrow.

At least I'm not fat, bald, angry and unemployed...

Col Hogan wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote: Col,
You're an unfunny toad of an old man. Drink your Ensure, change your Depends and try again tomorrow.

At least I'm not fat, bald, angry and unemployed...

Man, Hoagie, I'm the happiest motherfvcker on the planet! It's a sunshiney day in Minnesota, I got job offers left and right and I'm completely naked right now!

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Col Hogan wrote:
At least I'm not fat, bald, angry and unemployed...

Man, Hoagie, I'm the happiest motherfvcker on the planet! It's a sunshiney day in Minnesota, I got job offers left and right and I'm completely naked right now!

OK, I got one wrong....you're happy...

Still fat, bald and unemployed...

Col Hogan wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Man, Hoagie, I'm the happiest motherfvcker on the planet! It's a sunshiney day in Minnesota, I got job offers left and right and I'm completely naked right now!

OK, I got one wrong....you're happy...

Still fat, bald and unemployed...

Turned down at least three job offers because they were going to pay me (ME!!!) what you make.

The nerve!

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Col Hogan wrote:
OK, I got one wrong....you're happy...

Still fat, bald and unemployed...

Turned down at least three job offers because they were going to pay me (ME!!!) what you make.

The nerve!

In your dreams...

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Col Hogan wrote:
At least I'm not fat, bald, angry and unemployed...

Man, Hoagie, I'm the happiest motherfvcker on the planet! It's a sunshiney day in Minnesota, I got job offers left and right and I'm completely naked right now...and thinking of you.

FIFY

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Col Hogan wrote:
OK, I got one wrong....you're happy...

Still fat, bald and unemployed...

Turned down at least three job offers because they were going to pay me (ME!!!) what you make.

The nerve!

Given your "skills," you might want to look for a political patronage job, Cap.

After reading the thread title I assumed this was going to be about Senator Tester of Montana

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Col Hogan wrote:
It was an email...from a fat, union-member friend who works a regular job...

Col,
You're an unfunny toad of an old man. Drink your Ensure, change your Depends and try again tomorrow.

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