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Pull your pants up in Cordele, Ga

CORDELE, GA (WALB) – Pull your pants up in Cordele or you could pay the price.

Commissioners there recently approved an indecent exposure ordinance that aims to end the days of people wearing saggy pants in the city.

http://www.walb.com/Global/story.asp?S=13482893#

Pants on the ground video links in
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Perhaps mailing residents free condoms with instructions would be more effective.....

Appaholic wrote:Perhaps mailing residents free condoms with instructions would be more effective.....

Or euthanasia.

AZGrizFan wrote:

Appaholic wrote:Perhaps mailing residents free condoms with instructions would be more effective.....

Or euthanasia.

The kids in the pics above look black and white to me.

Heck, just hire a small herd of 10 year olds to run around and pull down any saggy pants and they'll get the pictures soon enough.

The town should ban all occupants of saggy pants. That's the point!

When they gonna ban shotgunning beers?

Cordele is about 60miles SW from where I grew up in Georgia and, as you can see from the pictures, is a real shithole.

I'm sure the ACLU will soon be strongarming this small town with a lawsuit but I saw a video a couple of years ago that was sent to me by a college buddy who is now a sheriff in GA showing how many weapons could be easily be hid in those baggy pants. Eye opening to say the least...

Cap'n Cat wrote:


When they gonna ban shotgunning beers?

How do you think the mothers' of these imbecile kids got impregnated?

blueballs wrote: I saw a video a couple of years ago that was sent to me by a college buddy who is now a sheriff in GA showing how many weapons could be easily be hid in those baggy pants. Eye opening to say the least...

Should we ban puffy jackets and backpacks?

Skjellyfetti wrote:

blueballs wrote: I saw a video a couple of years ago that was sent to me by a college buddy who is now a sheriff in GA showing how many weapons could be easily be hid in those baggy pants. Eye opening to say the least...

Should we ban puffy jackets and backpacks?

I'd be all for banning cell phones for people under 19.

Skjellyfetti wrote:

blueballs wrote: I saw a video a couple of years ago that was sent to me by a college buddy who is now a sheriff in GA showing how many weapons could be easily be hid in those baggy pants. Eye opening to say the least...

Should we ban puffy jackets and backpacks?

Nope. Nor should we ban saggy pants....however, we should ridcule them mercilessly in public.....

Appaholic wrote:

Skjellyfetti wrote:
Should we ban puffy jackets and backpacks?

Nope. Nor should we ban saggy pants....however, we should ridcule them mercilessly in public.....

Until they pull a gun on ya!




"Sheeit, T'odd'rick, was dat honky laughin' at my draw's???"

As bad as saggy pants look (and they look horrible, as if one plain doesn't care about how they dress), the fad is the best thing to ever happen to law enforcement.

All depends on whose pants

I wonder what consitutes "underwear" according to the law.

SuperHornet wrote:As bad as saggy pants look (and they look horrible, as if one plain doesn't care about how they dress), the fad is the best thing to ever happen to law enforcement.

TRUE DAT!!

Man you beat me to it!!

Even my fat a$$ was able to catch a few 15 year olds who were running from me while simultaneously trying to get their dumbs shorts up from around their ankles. I had one guy who completely shucked his pants and the boxers went with them. As he ran down Columbus Street all the sisters were laughing their a$$es off at him. I was laughing so hard I had to stop running.

got a chuckle out of the ad that Google ads picked for this page (at least when I viewed it this time): personalized underwear

Do black teens ever change their style of dress??? Puffy jackets and baggy jeans are so 1992 and 2002 respectively.

CID1990 wrote:Even my fat a$$ was able to catch a few 15 year olds who were running from me while simultaneously trying to get their dumbs shorts up from around their ankles.

Not the first time this statement has been uttered by a graduate of El Cid....















(sorry...couldn't resist...it was just hanging there above thhe net.... )

Appaholic wrote:

CID1990 wrote:Even my fat a$$ was able to catch a few 15 year olds who were running from me while simultaneously trying to get their dumbs shorts up from around their ankles.

Not the first time this statement has been uttered by a graduate of El Cid....















(sorry...couldn't resist...it was just hanging there above thhe net.... )

I laughed

Bronco wrote:All depends on whose pants

Amen. Me thinks their law needs some refining.

Appaholic wrote:

CID1990 wrote:Even my fat a$$ was able to catch a few 15 year olds who were running from me while simultaneously trying to get their dumbs shorts up from around their ankles.

Not the first time this statement has been uttered by a graduate of El Cid....















(sorry...couldn't resist...it was just hanging there above thhe net.... )

That was actually pretty funny.