Ok, so some of you guys may have heard about this HAARP thing we've got up in Alaska near Fairbanks. It stands for High Altitude Auroral Research Program.
What it does is, bounces a huge amount of energy against the ionosphere. It has the ability to "bounce" the ionosphere as well- freaky stuff.
Freaky thing is- the frequency they have this thing tuned to (60 Hz ELF) is the exact same frequency used as the human brain.. Tin foil hat time?
The Russians have a few of these things too.. The most famous of theirs is called the Woodpecker
Anyway, long story short, the HAARP facility (and two other facilities we have) we have can also be used to "bounce" the ground and create earthquakes: " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
This seems like very dangerous technology, that we probably should pressure our gov. not to be using.
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:18 pm
by kalm
Ok. I'm on it.
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:20 pm
by expandspanos
Thanks.. I expect a very sternly worded letter.
Dear Congressman, could you please shut down the crazy HAARP thing you guys have got going on in Alaska..
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:46 pm
by Grizalltheway
I'll get Momma Bear Palin on the case.
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:55 pm
by HI54UNI
You really need to buy one of these
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:03 pm
by CID1990
I think we got the technology from the ship that crashed in Roswell.
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:11 am
by Ivytalk
Phew! I thought it was a thread about the Honduran-American Association of Retired Persons!
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:37 am
by dbackjon
Ivytalk wrote:Phew! I thought it was a thread about the Honduran-American Association of Retired Persons!
I was thinking of the Harvard Alumni Association of Reading, Pennsylvania
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:03 am
by andy7171
dbackjon wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:Phew! I thought it was a thread about the Honduran-American Association of Retired Persons!
I was thinking of the Harvard Alumni Association of Reading, Pennsylvania
That's HAARPA.
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:15 am
by Ivytalk
dbackjon wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:Phew! I thought it was a thread about the Honduran-American Association of Retired Persons!
I was thinking of the Harvard Alumni Association of Reading, Pennsylvania
A very exclusive group!
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:59 am
by dbackjon
Ivytalk wrote:
dbackjon wrote:
I was thinking of the Harvard Alumni Association of Reading, Pennsylvania
A very exclusive group!
Photo of the last dinner meeting:
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:13 pm
by andy7171
dbackjon wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:
A very exclusive group!
Photo of the last dinner meeting:
Looks like the last Central Illinois Mensa meeting.
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:54 pm
by Ivytalk
andy7171 wrote:
dbackjon wrote:
Photo of the last dinner meeting:
Looks like the last Northern Iowa Mensa meeting.
FIFY!
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:38 pm
by CID1990
Being something of a student of the sociology of CS.com, I would think that when you bring both the Donks and Conks so closely together in ridiculing you, you are probably espousing something pretty fvcking nutty.
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:30 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
ESPAN is such a Jesse Ventura ring bitch it isn't even funny. Well, it's a little funny I guess.[youtube][/youtube]
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:39 pm
by D1B
dbackjon wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:
A very exclusive group!
Photo of the last dinner meeting:
looks like Joltin Joe preparing dinner for Father Murphy.
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:08 am
by houndawg
expandspanos wrote:Ok, so some of you guys may have heard about this HAARP thing we've got up in Alaska near Fairbanks. It stands for High Altitude Auroral Research Program.
What it does is, bounces a huge amount of energy against the ionosphere. It has the ability to "bounce" the ionosphere as well- freaky stuff.
Freaky thing is- the frequency they have this thing tuned to (60 Hz ELF) is the exact same frequency used as the human brain.. Tin foil hat time?
The Russians have a few of these things too.. The most famous of theirs is called the Woodpecker
Anyway, long story short, the HAARP facility (and two other facilities we have) we have can also be used to "bounce" the ground and create earthquakes: " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
This seems like very dangerous technology, that we probably should pressure our gov. not to be using.
Good grief, can you get much weaker?
1) 60 Hz is not elf, elf is 30Hz and below.
2) NOAA has been studying the aurora from that station since at least the mid-70s. I know that to be true because I was stationed at Ft. Wainwright and often worked on their Hueys. Talked to many of their scientists who were doing the research many times.
ELF is used to communicate with submarines, which is likely what the Russian woodpecker is about. Bounce it off the ionosphere and you can contact subs underwater almost anywhere on the planet. This is where you should have been going with your half-witted jabber. (But you don't have to bounce off the ionosphere because you can reach the subs anyway without doing that).
Jesus, do I have to to every goddamn thing around here?
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:16 am
by houndawg
expandspanos wrote:Ok, so some of you guys may have heard about this HAARP thing we've got up in Alaska near Fairbanks. It stands for High Altitude Auroral Research Program.
What it does is, bounces a huge amount of energy against the ionosphere. It has the ability to "bounce" the ionosphere as well- freaky stuff.
Freaky thing is- the frequency they have this thing tuned to (60 Hz ELF) is the exact same frequency used as the human brain.. Tin foil hat time?
The Russians have a few of these things too.. The most famous of theirs is called the Woodpecker
Anyway, long story short, the HAARP facility (and two other facilities we have) we have can also be used to "bounce" the ground and create earthquakes: " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
This seems like very dangerous technology, that we probably should pressure our gov. not to be using.
Good grief, can you get much weaker?
1) 60 Hz is not elf, elf is 30Hz and below.
2) NOAA has been studying the aurora from that station since at least the mid-70s. I know that to be true because I was stationed at Ft. Wainwright and often worked on their Hueys. Talked to many of their scientists who were doing the research many times.
ELF is used to communicate with submarines, which is likely what the Russian woodpecker is about. Bounce it off the ionosphere and you can contact subs underwater almost anywhere on the planet. This is where you should have been going with your half-witted jabber. (But you don't have to bounce off the ionosphere because you can reach the subs anyway without doing that).
And the brain works in the 6-10 Hz region, not 60Hz.
Jesus, do I have to to every goddamn thing around here?
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:45 pm
by YoUDeeMan
houndawg wrote:
Jesus, do I have to to every goddamn thing around here?
Yes. And just for spite, we make you do it twice.
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 8:25 pm
by 93henfan
Nothing HAARP does is classified. If you're worried in any way about any facet of the operation, submit a FOIA request to their FOIA officer.
Office of Public Affairs
Air Force Research Laboratory
3550 Aberdeen Ave S.E.
Kirtland AFB NM 87117-5776
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:00 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
And another ESPAN thread will be abandoned by him due to lack of any argument against the logical explanations.
Spanos at some point you're gonna have to examine your gullibility factor here.
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:21 pm
by native
houndawg wrote:
expandspanos wrote:Ok, so some of you guys may have heard about this HAARP thing we've got up in Alaska near Fairbanks. It stands for High Altitude Auroral Research Program.
What it does is, bounces a huge amount of energy against the ionosphere. It has the ability to "bounce" the ionosphere as well- freaky stuff.
Freaky thing is- the frequency they have this thing tuned to (60 Hz ELF) is the exact same frequency used as the human brain.. Tin foil hat time?
The Russians have a few of these things too.. The most famous of theirs is called the Woodpecker
Anyway, long story short, the HAARP facility (and two other facilities we have) we have can also be used to "bounce" the ground and create earthquakes: " onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
This seems like very dangerous technology, that we probably should pressure our gov. not to be using.
Good grief, can you get much weaker?
1) 60 Hz is not elf, elf is 30Hz and below.
2) NOAA has been studying the aurora from that station since at least the mid-70s. I know that to be true because I was stationed at Ft. Wainwright and often worked on their Hueys. Talked to many of their scientists who were doing the research many times.
ELF is used to communicate with submarines, which is likely what the Russian woodpecker is about. Bounce it off the ionosphere and you can contact subs underwater almost anywhere on the planet. This is where you should have been going with your half-witted jabber. (But you don't have to bounce off the ionosphere because you can reach the subs anyway without doing that).
Jesus, do I have to to every goddamn thing around here?
So houndawg, you do have a brain after all!
You are in beeeeeeeeg trouble if you can get me and the dawg to agree, espan.
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:55 am
by CID1990
Houndawg is correct. The woodpecker is one of Russia's old ELF transmitters for talking to their submarine fleet. There are more modern methods for doing it now, though.
Re: HAARP: What is the purpose exactly?
Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 6:09 am
by houndawg
And the brain works in the 6-10HZ range, not 60Hz. Otherwise we'd probably have a different frequency associated with our line voltage.
C'mon expando, put a little more effort into your wackjobness, it's insulting that you expect us to bite on the feeble shit you toss.
