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Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:22 pm
by D1B
My thoughts and prayers go out to our resident racist and confederate. A black president, indeed a dream come true for many, including me. Citdog is dying of alcohol poisoning in his backyard nuclear bomb bunker. :shock:

I heard on CNN that Obama's first act as president will be to replace the Bald Eagle with Fried Chicken as our national symbol. He's also planning on banning the confederate flag, combining The Citadel with VMI to save tax money and make the Watermelon to state bird of South Carolina. Rimshot.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 6:21 am
by Appaholic
Yes, he has to be crushed by this development. Now Obama joins those other two great presidents fom the state of Illinois, Abraham Lincoln and Ulysses S. Grant. But at least he has Citadel football.... :lol:

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:07 am
by Col Hogan
I thought the Citadel gave up football this year... :roll:

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 8:35 am
by ASUMountaineer
D1B wrote:My thoughts and prayers go out to our resident racist and confederate. A black president, indeed a dream come true for many, including me. Citdog is dying of alcohol poisoning in his backyard nuclear bomb bunker. :shock:

I heard on CNN that Obama's first act as president will be to replace the Bald Eagle with Fried Chicken as our national symbol. He's also planning on banning the confederate flag, combining The Citadel with VMI to save tax money and make the Watermelon to state bird of South Carolina. Rimshot.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now, an Obama policy I can support. :lol:

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:00 am
by BigApp
no, Obambi's only half-black so that only makes Citdog a half-racist.

:D

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:04 am
by Appaholic
BigApp wrote:no, Obambi's only half-black so that only makes Citdog a half-racist.

:D
so is he only half-mad?

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:21 am
by grizzaholic
Col Hogan wrote:I thought the Citadel gave up football this year... :roll:
The citadel has a football team? OH you were talking about that soccer team.

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:29 pm
by BigApp
Appaholic wrote:
BigApp wrote:no, Obambi's only half-black so that only makes Citdog a half-racist.

:D
so is he only half-mad?
you're half right! :lol:

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 7:30 pm
by travelinman67
BigApp wrote:no, Obambi's only half-black so that only makes Citdog a half-racist.

:D
...so, the state bird's going to be Chicken Cordon Bleu? :?

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:06 am
by citdog
D1B wrote:My thoughts and prayers go out to our resident racist and confederate. A black president, indeed a dream come true for many, including me. Citdog is dying of alcohol poisoning in his backyard nuclear bomb bunker. :shock:

I heard on CNN that Obama's first act as president will be to replace the Bald Eagle with Fried Chicken as our national symbol. He's also planning on banning the confederate flag, combining The Citadel with VMI to save tax money and make the Watermelon to state bird of South Carolina. Rimshot.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
this darkie may be the president of "the late united states" but he is NOT my president and would only be welcome at my home to mow the grass or fry chicken and would answer any queries from me with


"YASSAH MASSA

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:57 am
by dbackjon
Too bad you still aren't in the Army - so you would have to say "Yes Sir"...

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:00 am
by Appaholic
dbackjon wrote:Too bad you still aren't in the Army - so you would have to say "Yes Sir"...
Jon, it wouldn't be his 1st time saying "Yes Sir!" in that fashion......just the first time without looking over his shoulder..... :lol:

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:13 am
by citdog
Appaholic wrote:
dbackjon wrote:Too bad you still aren't in the Army - so you would have to say "Yes Sir"...
Jon, it wouldn't be his 1st time saying "Yes Sir!" in that fashion......just the first time without looking over his shoulder..... :lol:
MUST HAVE RED CHICLET........ :D

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:35 am
by HI54UNI
dbackjon wrote:Too bad you still aren't in the Army - so you would have to say "Yes Sir"...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Man, Citdog must be crushed

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:57 pm
by citdog
HI54UNI wrote:
dbackjon wrote:Too bad you still aren't in the Army - so you would have to say "Yes Sir"...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
i got your "high 5" right here uni! :lol: