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2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:29 am
by andy7171
This time in the Chesapeake Bay! Someone wake up expandspanos!!

Experts say cold weather likely cause of fish kill
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It could be two weeks before state officials know for certain what killed an estimated 2 million fish in the Chesapeake Bay.

Or, they may never find out the exact cause.

Biologists with the Maryland Department of the Environment sent tissue samples from the fish, mostly juvenile spot 3- to 6-inches long, to state labs to pinpoint the reason they died. But for now, they believe a rapid drop in temperature in December caused cold-water stress, said MDE spokeswoman Dawn Stoltzfus.


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Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:36 am
by bandl
I only count 18,523 fish in that picture. Nice exaggeration though.

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:40 am
by andy7171
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...and I was quoting the article. :|

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:43 am
by bandl
andy7171 wrote:Image

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...and I was quoting the article. :|
OK, we're up to 212,678....nowhere near 2,000,000. :roll:

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:44 am
by 89Hen
Has anyone seen Andy's sense of humor? It was here a couple days ago. :|

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:50 am
by andy7171
89Hen wrote:Has anyone seen Andy's sense of humor? It was here a couple days ago. :|
Sprout stole it. :?

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:59 am
by bandl
Candyrea!

Probably one of the best new nicknames we got going here...

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:22 am
by JMU DJ
bandl wrote:
andy7171 wrote:Image

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...and I was quoting the article. :|
OK, we're up to 212,678....nowhere near 2,000,000. :roll:
I got 212,681.... IF ONLY we had another JMU poster who could just look at these fish and count them for us!

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:28 am
by mebison
JMU DJ wrote:
bandl wrote: OK, we're up to 212,678....nowhere near 2,000,000. :roll:
I got 212,681.... IF ONLY we had another JMU poster who could just look at these fish and count them for us!
Get a Liberty grad to count them...


(cause then the fish will multiply. get it? haha, right, guys?)

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:32 am
by JMU DJ
mebison wrote:
JMU DJ wrote:
I got 212,681.... IF ONLY we had another JMU poster who could just look at these fish and count them for us!
Get a Liberty grad to count them...


(cause then the fish will multiply. get it? haha, right, guys?)
Whomp Whomp

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... I think this is really the job for someone who has a superior ability to notice the minutia in a sea of information.

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:04 pm
by CID1990
Someone needs to check and see if they were attending Michelle Bachman's re-education camp.

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 6:23 pm
by mainejeff
Wake me up when it's soylent green.

:coffee:

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:33 pm
by BlueHen86
Gay fish committing suicide? It must be Dubya's fault.

George Bush doesn't care about Gay Fish.

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:48 pm
by ALPHAGRIZ1
89Hen wrote:Has anyone seen Andy's sense of humor? It was here a couple days ago. :|
Nope, never have............

:coffee:

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:16 am
by andy7171
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:
89Hen wrote:Has anyone seen Andy's sense of humor? It was here a couple days ago. :|
Nope, never have............

:coffee:
I knew it was only a matter of time... :kisswink:

Re: 2 Million More Gay Fish Commit Suicide!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:25 am
by CID1990
andy7171 wrote:
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:
Nope, never have............

:coffee:
I knew it was only a matter of time... :kisswink:
Dude, seriously...


I might have to go rub one out over that avatar.