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CHAMPION, WISCONSIN— The Vatican has approved a small shrine in Wisconsin, marking the site “holy.”

The Shrine Of Our Lady of Good Help, near Green Bay, is the only site in the United States when an apparition of Mary has been officially approved by the Catholic church.

In 1859 Adele Brise, a Belgian immigrant, said Mary appeared to her. Three theological experts spent two years examining historical documents before finally confirming the sightings in December.

*Hey Joe, were you one of the theological experts? If you wasn't, maybe you should take another class at Yale?


This is how the catholics create history, saints and myths. We all know this is a crock of shit and nothing more than a cheap ad for the church. In a few hundred years, if the church survives, Champion, Wisconsin will be the new site of the city of Nazareth in the four pages that are left of the fucking bible.

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Hey, Joe check out the attendees at the mass. I bet the average age is 70. Soon, you'll have no priests, next to go with be the checkbooks in the pews.

One of these days I'd like see the virgin Mary show up in Atlanta, or Harlem, or E. Los Angeles - were children really need some help. The children of Champion Wisconsonsin are well taken care of.

What a fucking joke.

Stop cracking these weak, asinine jokes, D. Sure the RC (not to mention just about EVERY Christian faith group) is having problems attracting people to the clergy. But just check out Lodi. The RC priest at our local parish is in his mid-30s at the highest, and he's the toast of the town for RC folk. It's not all old, senile paederasts out there, even if you and your ilk would like to whitewash them as such.

The act is old. Stop. Now.

Now.

Vidav wrote:Now.

Vidav wrote:Now.

Say 'Please', you asshole. Don't they teach you any manners in Russia? My fucking god.

SuperHornet wrote:Stop cracking these weak, asinine jokes, D. Sure the RC (not to mention just about EVERY Christian faith group) is having problems attracting people to the clergy. But just check out Lodi. The RC priest at our local parish is in his mid-30s at the highest, and he's the toast of the town for RC folk. It's not all old, senile paederasts out there, even if you and your ilk would like to whitewash them as such.

The act is old. Stop. Now.

Maybe it's just here but I had to go to a church for a niece's baptism back in September and the average age in attendance (maybe 30%-40% full) had to be real close to the mid 60 mark if not higher. There wasn't ONE chick in church that was worth passing the time of the bs stories they were telling thinking about lifting up her Sunday dress and rinsing her ass out with tongue juice.

The average age of church attendees has got to be skewing way up if that place is any indication on a trend.

Don't know that it matters that you have some priest in his mid 30's.

D1B, good stuff. That complete horse shit and the way they try to make the visions of some disturbed people "real" is fatastic. I love the imagination of it all.

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:

SuperHornet wrote:Stop cracking these weak, asinine jokes, D. Sure the RC (not to mention just about EVERY Christian faith group) is having problems attracting people to the clergy. But just check out Lodi. The RC priest at our local parish is in his mid-30s at the highest, and he's the toast of the town for RC folk. It's not all old, senile paederasts out there, even if you and your ilk would like to whitewash them as such.

The act is old. Stop. Now.

Maybe it's just here but I had to go to a church for a niece's baptism back in September and the average age in attendance (maybe 30%-40% full) had to be real close to the mid 60 mark if not higher. There wasn't ONE chick in church that was worth passing the time of the bs stories they were telling thinking about lifting up her Sunday dress and rinsing her ass out with tongue juice.

The average age of church attendees has got to be skewing way up if that place is any indication on a trend.

Don't know that it matters that you have some priest in his mid 30's.

D1B, good stuff. That complete horse shit and the way they try to make the visions of some disturbed people "real" is fatastic. I love the imagination of it all.

I don't know if I'm on the same page as you Ursus with this tonguing of the poop shoot thing. I mean, the girl has to be REAL fine, I mean top 99.999% of all girls ever fine, in order for me to be down with that. Otherwise I'd have to be drunk.

bandl wrote:

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: Maybe it's just here but I had to go to a church for a niece's baptism back in September and the average age in attendance (maybe 30%-40% full) had to be real close to the mid 60 mark if not higher. There wasn't ONE chick in church that was worth passing the time of the bs stories they were telling thinking about lifting up her Sunday dress and rinsing her ass out with tongue juice.

The average age of church attendees has got to be skewing way up if that place is any indication on a trend.

Don't know that it matters that you have some priest in his mid 30's.

D1B, good stuff. That complete horse shit and the way they try to make the visions of some disturbed people "real" is fatastic. I love the imagination of it all.

I don't know if I'm on the same page as you Ursus with this tonguing of the poop shoot thing. I mean, the girl has to be REAL fine, I mean top 99.999% of all girls ever fine, in order for me to be down with that. Otherwise I'd have to be drunk.

Sweet. A couple of Smirnoffs and I'm on my way to a good tongue lashing.

Grizalltheway wrote:

bandl wrote: I don't know if I'm on the same page as you Ursus with this tonguing of the poop shoot thing. I mean, the girl has to be REAL fine, I mean top 99.999% of all girls ever fine, in order for me to be down with that. Otherwise I'd have to be drunk.

Sweet. A couple of Smirnoffs and I'm on my way to a good tongue lashing.

It's Tito's or Grey Goose, or else I walk.

bandl wrote:

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: Maybe it's just here but I had to go to a church for a niece's baptism back in September and the average age in attendance (maybe 30%-40% full) had to be real close to the mid 60 mark if not higher. There wasn't ONE chick in church that was worth passing the time of the bs stories they were telling thinking about lifting up her Sunday dress and rinsing her ass out with tongue juice.

The average age of church attendees has got to be skewing way up if that place is any indication on a trend.

Don't know that it matters that you have some priest in his mid 30's.

D1B, good stuff. That complete horse shit and the way they try to make the visions of some disturbed people "real" is fatastic. I love the imagination of it all.

I don't know if I'm on the same page as you Ursus with this tonguing of the poop shoot thing. I mean, the girl has to be REAL fine, I mean top 99.999% of all girls ever fine, in order for me to be down with that. Otherwise I'd have to be drunk.

I can see that and I don't take exception to your rules. I just have a little more lax concept of it all. I've helped a lot of gals experience something that wouldn't usually have a chance to with a stricter guideline like you have. You get out of doing it and the joy still gets spread around. Win-win.

bandl wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote:
Sweet. A couple of Smirnoffs and I'm on my way to a good tongue lashing.

It's Tito's or Grey Goose, or else I walk.

I'm talking Smirnoff Ice, silly.

Grizalltheway wrote:

bandl wrote: It's Tito's or Grey Goose, or else I walk.

I'm talking Smirnoff Ice, silly.

Is my name Candryea? Yeah, didn't think so.

No, but let's not pretend you ladies don't meet up in DC for appletinis every now and then.

Grizalltheway wrote:No, but let's not pretend you ladies don't meet up in DC for appletinis every now and then.

HA! That's where you're wrong, we've NEVER met up in DC! HAHAHAHAHA! SUCK IT!

bandl wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote:No, but let's not pretend you ladies don't meet up in DC for appletinis every now and then.

HA! That's where you're wrong, we've NEVER met up in DC! HAHAHAHAHA! SUCK IT!

PWNED GATW!

Man you fell right into that trap!

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:

bandl wrote: HA! That's where you're wrong, we've NEVER met up in DC! HAHAHAHAHA! SUCK IT!

PWNED GATW!

Man you fell right into that trap!

bandl FTW! I rule.

BTW, nice call on the Tito's bandl but Cleets can guide you to an exact replacement for the Grey Goose that is much less expensive. I think that's the one that is bottled out of the exact same batches of like 10 or 15 others but they each have their own labels and marketing that creates the price differences.

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:BTW, nice call on the Tito's bandl but Cleets can guide you to an exact replacement for the Grey Goose that is much less expensive. I think that's the one that is bottled out of the exact same batches of like 10 or 15 others but they each have their own labels and marketing that creates the price differences.

I only bust out the Grey Goose when I want to impress the bitches. Thus, it's been about 6 years since I bought a bottle.

Call me crazy, but the best vodka to get yourself into a girls pants quickly can get your man card pulled on internet message boards.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

bandl wrote:

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:BTW, nice call on the Tito's bandl but Cleets can guide you to an exact replacement for the Grey Goose that is much less expensive. I think that's the one that is bottled out of the exact same batches of like 10 or 15 others but they each have their own labels and marketing that creates the price differences.

I only bust out the Grey Goose when I want to impress the bitches. Thus, it's been about 6 years since I bought a bottle.

Got it. I know they watch commercials and think they know what's good or "high brow" because of what the TV tells em' and a man's gotta play the sucker once in a while for the cause I guess.

andy7171 wrote:Call me crazy, but the best vodka to get yourself into a girls pants quickly can get your man card pulled on internet message boards.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

Nobody said you don't let them drink it. That's who it's made for.

When did drinking vodka straight become a pussy thing?

Grizalltheway wrote:When did drinking vodka straight become a pussy thing?

Not sure, but Joe Breezy didn't help Patron drinkers any...

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andy7171 wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote:When did drinking vodka straight become a pussy thing?

Not sure, but Joe Breezy didn't help Patron drinkers any...

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I don't see how that helps your cause since he probably washed his mouth out with some Firefly after that.