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New Orleans' infamous Pastor Grant Storms, who every year can be found shouting hellfire and brimstone at Southern Decadence attendees, has been arrested for masturbating in his van while watching children in a playground.
Storms told deputies that he was merely having lunch at Lafreniere Park, 3000 Downs Blvd., in his van when he decided to relieve himself using a bottle instead of using the restroom, an incident report said. But two witnesses said they saw Storms through the open windows of his van masturbating himself while watching children on the playground, the report said. The two women flagged down a park employee who notified the Sheriff's Office. The employee also detained Storms until deputies arrived. Bond for Storms was set at $5,000. But he was released from the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center in Gretna on Sunday because of overcrowding at the jail. Armed with bullhorns, Bibles and picket signs, Storms and a group of followers in 2003 protested against Southern Decadence, the gay three-day festival held over Labor Day weekend in the French Quarter. Storms' efforts prompted the New Orleans City Council to ban megaphones and other amplification devices.

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his name is Grant Storms? Sounds somewhat badass

youngterrier wrote:his name is Grant Storms? Sounds somewhat badass

sounds like a gay porn star...

oh and.... this is both creepy and hilarious...

What's the world coming to when the nanny state liberals won't let you masturbate in the privacy of your own van at the city park? WTF

dbackjon wrote:New Orleans' infamous Pastor Grant Storms, who every year can be found shouting hellfire and brimstone at Southern Decadence attendees, has been arrested for masturbating in his van while watching children in a playground.
Storms told deputies that he was merely having lunch at Lafreniere Park, 3000 Downs Blvd., in his van when he decided to relieve himself using a bottle instead of using the restroom, an incident report said. But two witnesses said they saw Storms through the open windows of his van masturbating himself while watching children on the playground, the report said. The two women flagged down a park employee who notified the Sheriff's Office. The employee also detained Storms until deputies arrived. Bond for Storms was set at $5,000. But he was released from the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center in Gretna on Sunday because of overcrowding at the jail. Armed with bullhorns, Bibles and picket signs, Storms and a group of followers in 2003 protested against Southern Decadence, the gay three-day festival held over Labor Day weekend in the French Quarter. Storms' efforts prompted the New Orleans City Council to ban megaphones and other amplification devices.

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Religion at its finest.

youngterrier wrote:his name is Grant Storms? Sounds somewhat badass

For the life of me I couldn't figure out the title to this thread. Too many verbs.

89Hen wrote:

youngterrier wrote:his name is Grant Storms? Sounds somewhat badass

For the life of me I couldn't figure out the title to this thread. Too many verbs.

True.

The only aspect of this story that could even be remotely shocking is if it occurred at an all girl school....

89Hen wrote:

youngterrier wrote:his name is Grant Storms? Sounds somewhat badass

For the life of me I couldn't figure out the title to this thread. Too many verbs.

Me too.

After re-reading it the fourth time, I said to myself, "The pastors name can't possibly be Grant Storms ...could it?"

Can't just leave a man alone in his car?

It's completely natural. I mean if this isnt what they wanted to happen - why put a parking lot so close to a playground?

PedoBear! Good to see you again, dude! It's been since...I was six or so.

PedoBear wrote:Can't just leave a man alone in his car?

It's completely natural. I mean if this isnt what they wanted to happen - why put a parking lot so close to a playground?

Grizalltheway wrote:PedoBear! Good to see you again, dude! It's been since...I was six or so.

You got a little "long in the tooth".

Grizalltheway wrote:PedoBear! Good to see you again, dude! It's been since...I was six or so.

You knew the rules kid. If there's grass on the field, game over.

PedoBear wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote:PedoBear! Good to see you again, dude! It's been since...I was six or so.

You knew the rules kid. If there's grass on the field, game over.

I wasn't aware of this rule...