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If only he were good friends with the bin Ladens, he might catch a break from the conks.

Pics or STFU!

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Pics or STFU!

you are so wilfully blind sometimes I think you can only be joking...

The Bin Laden / Bush family relations only go back to pre-world war II and are only documented in about 50 books
I know that isn't enough data for you.. So we need a picture and some spaghetti sauce (for your shirt) to make it all real


You complete me Alphagriz

Chizzang wrote:

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Pics or STFU!

you are so wilfully blind sometimes I think you can only be joking...

The Bin Laden / Bush family relations only go back to pre-world war II and are only documented in about 50 books
I know that isn't enough data for you.. So we need a picture and some spaghetti sauce (for your shirt) to make it all real


You complete me Alphagriz

I believe the path from his live synapse to the finger he types with is routed through the bile duct.

Swing and a MISS.....................

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Swing and a MISS.....................

Yeah, this thread was pretty much doomed from the start.

Grizalltheway wrote:

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Swing and a MISS.....................

Yeah, this thread was pretty much ACCURATE from the start.

FIFY

Everyone knows all muslims are terrorists:

Alpha: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
he is a muslim
CONKS: Are there? What are they?
Alpha: Tell me, what do you do with muslims?
CONKS: Burn!
Native: Burn, burn them up!
Alpha: And what do you burn apart from muslims?
CONKS: More muslims!
Tman: Wood!
Alpha: So, why do muslims burn?
[pause]
Cluck: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
Alpha: Good!
CONKS: Oh yeah, yeah...
Alpha: So, how do we tell whether he is made of wood?
AZ: Build a bridge out of him.
Alpha: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
BDKJMU: Oh, yeah.
Alpha: Does wood sink in water?
Colonel: No, no.
Baldy: It floats! It floats!
Bronco: Throw him into the pond!
CONKS: The pond!
Alpha: What also floats in water?
CID1990: Bread!
Cluck: Apples!
Baldy: Very small rocks!
Blueballs: Cider!
Citdog: Great gravy!
Native: Cherries!
Johnstonge: Mud!
HI54UNI: Churches -- churches!
Tman: Lead -- lead!
Ivy: A duck.
CONKS: Oooh.
Alpha: Exactly! So, logically...,
AZ: If... he.. weighs the same as a duck, he's a muslim...
Alpha: And therefore--?
Cluck: A !
CONKS: A terrorist!
Alpha: We shall use my larger scales!
[yelling]

kalm wrote:Everyone know all muslims are terrorists:

Alpha: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
he is a muslim
CONKS: Are there? What are they?
Alpha: Tell me, what do you do with muslims?
CONKS: Burn!
Native: Burn, burn them up!
Alpha: And what do you burn apart from muslims?
CONKS: More muslims!
Tman: Wood!
Alpha: So, why do muslims burn?
[pause]
Cluck: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
Alpha: Good!
CONKS: Oh yeah, yeah...
Alpha: So, how do we tell whether he is made of wood?
AZ: Build a bridge out of him.
Alpha: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
BDKJMU: Oh, yeah.
Alpha: Does wood sink in water?
Colonel: No, no.
Baldy: It floats! It floats!
Bronco: Throw him into the pond!
CONKS: The pond!
Alpha: What also floats in water?
CID1990: Bread!
Cluck: Apples!
Baldy: Very small rocks!
Blueballs: Cider!
Citdog: Great gravy!
Native: Cherries!
Johnstonge: Mud!
HI54UNI: Churches -- churches!
Tman: Lead -- lead!
Ivy: A duck.
CONKS: Oooh.
Alpha: Exactly! So, logically...,
AZ: If... he.. weighs the same as a duck, he's a muslim...
Alpha: And therefore--?
Cluck: A !
CONKS: A terrorist!
Alpha: We shall use my larger scales!
[yelling]

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Swing and a MISS.....................

Yeah Colonel Klink, they missed your head and hit you squarely in the vagina.

D1B wrote:

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Swing and a MISS.....................

Yeah Colonel Klink, they missed your head and hit you squarely in the vagina.

Look DumbBitch1 not you or any of your left wing morons will ever get anywhere near my vagina.

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:

Sounds like a great combo.

D1B wrote:

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Swing and a MISS.....................

Yeah Colonel Klink, they missed your head and hit you squarely in the vagina.

Go easy on his vagina...

I don't want to go over a reoccurring theme in your life, D1B, but it's really late, and all the good lookin' folks have already hooked up, and you think you might be goin' home alone...

If ALPHA is in the area, and you can get passed the sand & massive prolapse, his vagina will get the job done for you...

Says the guy who would need a fu*king step stool to get anywhere near my "V".

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Says the guy who would need a fu*king step stool to get anywhere near my "V".

When you aren't wearin' heels, you've got what, 2" in height on me, and at least 75lbs in weight, and I need a step stool?

Jägermeister makes a lot of things equal...step stool, my ass!

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:

D1B wrote:

Yeah Colonel Klink, they missed your head and hit you squarely in the vagina.

Look DumbBitch1 not you or any of your left wing morons will ever get anywhere near my vagina.

You won't let the left wingers near it and the right wingers prefer to hang out in the men's room and slop knob. That's a receipe for a lonesome vag, Alice. .

There you go with that waiting for somebody else to do something for you mentality......


Im perfectly OK with taking care of myself.

this is your weakest yet... this isn't even weak trolling - this is... with this you've become the travis of the trolls... it isn't even interesting or amusing - just lame spam and weak smack talk...

I would think your ilk would be impressed that I lowered the bar so you all can join in and play?


Or are you just mad that I didnt lower it enough?