A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.
D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.
Damn - I love it when a plan comes together!!
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:57 pm
by AZGrizFan
Sheer genius.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:17 pm
by Ivytalk
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:28 pm
by Skjellyfetti
I think Conks are the only people on earth that still receive and enjoy chain emails.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:35 pm
by Ivytalk
Skjellyfetti wrote:I think Conks are the only people on earth that still receive and enjoy chain emails.
That's because Donks don't have the minimal intellectual foundation to pass them on.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:17 pm
by Chizzang
Ivytalk wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:I think Conks are the only people on earth that still receive and enjoy chain emails.
That's because Donks don't have the minimal intellectual foundation to pass them on.
It's been established (over and over again) that the highest IQ rated humans tend to be Liberal
Which goes a long way to explaining your post - Republicans go around insisting (demanding) they are smarter than everybody - right up until they are asked to prove it...
Secondly
This chain mail is about getting the government out of peoples lives...
So you'd think Republicans would support it - except there is no historical evidence (ever) of a republican president reducing the size of government to the point that it was actually smaller than he inherited
If it had even happened once.. repulicans could at least honestly hang their hat on that - but - the myth continues
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:29 pm
by Ivytalk
Chizzang wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:
That's because Donks don't have the minimal intellectual foundation to pass them on.
It's been established (over and over again) that the highest IQ rated humans tend to be Liberal
Which goes a long way to explaining your post - Republicans go around insisting (demanding) they are smarter than everybody - right up until they are asked to prove it...
Secondly
This chain mail is about getting the government out of peoples lives...
So you'd think Republicans would support it
Well said, Mr. All-But-H-Degree-Who-Presses-His-Boxers. As usual, you're reading way too much into it. It's also proven that Liberals have less of a sense of humor -- and a higher "Irritability Quotient" -- than conservatives.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:44 pm
by Skjellyfetti
Ivytalk wrote: a higher "Irritability Quotient" -- than conservatives.
lol.
No way. Conservatives OWN the crotchety old man demographic. Liberals own the chill, pot smoking, porn watching, lazy ass hippy demographic.
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Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:48 pm
by travelinman67
Ivytalk wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:I think Conks are the only people on earth that still receive and enjoy chain emails.
That's because Donks don't have the minimal intellectual foundation to pass them on.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:09 pm
by ALPHAGRIZ1
Smart liberal is an oxyMORON.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:14 pm
by kalm
Ahhh hur hur hur hur, snort, snort.
This lame mail event was never even close to being worthy of or a , much less a .
Conks should stick to Dennis Miller, Larry Miller, and Victoria Jackson...the only three conks in history who were ever close to being even remotely funny.
You guys got owned by Chizzy and Skelly on this one.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:16 pm
by kalm
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Smart liberal is an oxyMORON.
Same can be said for straight, abortionless Republican.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:52 pm
by AZGrizFan
Chizzang wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:
That's because Donks don't have the minimal intellectual foundation to pass them on.
It's been established (over and over again) that the highest IQ rated humans tend to be Liberal
Which goes a long way to explaining your post - Republicans go around insisting (demanding) they are smarter than everybody - right up until they are asked to prove it...
Secondly
This chain mail is about getting the government out of peoples lives...
So you'd think Republicans would support it - except there is no historical evidence (ever) of a republican president reducing the size of government to the point that it was actually smaller than he inherited
If it had even happened once.. repulicans could at least honestly hang their hat on that - but - the myth continues
Republican governments increase at a decreasing rate when compared to donk governments. Case in point, 2000-2008 versus 2008-2011.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:53 pm
by AZGrizFan
Skjellyfetti wrote:I think Conks are the only people on earth that still receive and enjoy chain emails.
You're just jealous because you're not smart enough to OPEN an email.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:54 pm
by Skjellyfetti
Ooooooo. SICK BURN.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:02 pm
by ∞∞∞
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Smart liberal is an oxyMORON.
So is "brilliant in its simplicity" when applied to politics.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:57 pm
by mainejeff
89Hen wrote:Got this e-mail today...
Brilliant in its simplicity................
A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men.
B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women.
C. Allow those folks who want to abort their babies, abort their babies.
D. In three generations, there will be no Democrats.
Damn - I love it when a plan comes together!!
Do you REALLY think that homosexuals pass on the gay gene???......
God help them if any of your Chuck E. Cheeseheads turn out to be fags or dykes......
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:10 am
by 89Hen
Skjellyfetti wrote:
Ivytalk wrote: a higher "Irritability Quotient" -- than conservatives.
lol.
No way. Conservatives OWN the crotchety old man demographic. Liberals own the chill, pot smoking, porn watching, lazy ass hippy demographic.
Liberals own both.
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Re: Simplicity
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:13 am
by 89Hen
Ivytalk wrote:It's also proven that Liberals have less of a sense of humor
kalm wrote:Ahhh hur hur hur hur, snort, snort.
This lame mail event was never even close to being worthy of or a , much less a .
Conks should stick to Dennis Miller, Larry Miller, and Victoria Jackson...the only three conks in history who were ever close to being even remotely funny.
You guys got owned by Chizzy and Skelly on this one.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:13 am
by 89Hen
mainejeff wrote:Do you REALLY think that homosexuals pass on the gay gene???......
Do you REALLY think this was a serious e-mail?
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:44 am
by Ivytalk
kalm wrote:Ahhh hur hur hur hur, snort, snort.
This lame mail event was never even close to being worthy of or a , much less a .
Conks should stick to Dennis Miller, Larry Miller, and Victoria Jackson...the only three conks in history who were ever close to being even remotely funny.
You guys got owned by Chizzy and Skelly on this one.
Huh? Chizz and jelly can't even own each other, much less the rest of us. More like an exercise in mutual futility.
And as for you, klam, you probably think Al Franken is the apotheosis of laffs.
Re: Simplicity
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:59 am
by GrizFanStuckInUtah
A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own.
As usual, you're reading way too much into it. It's also proven that Liberals have less of a sense of humor -- and a higher "Irritability Quotient" -- than conservatives.
