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What philosophy would you follow?
Would you go Jesse Ventura with expandamos? Would you go Alan Grayson with Skelly? Would you go Barney Frank with dbackjon? Would you secede from the union with Citdog? Would you vote for The New World Order and vote for Chris?

I would like to nominate CID1990. I don't think anyone has beaten him in debate on here. I used lots of his talking points when I went to Model UN this week

I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of CS.com for a single term as your President...

Col Hogan wrote:I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of CS.com for a single term as your President...

Good we don't need another John McCain

Here's my list:

President: OL FU

Vice President: Ursus

Secretary of State: Kalm

Secretary of Treasury: Grizalltheway

Secretary of Defense: Citdog

Attorney General: Ivy

Secretary of Interior: TwintownBisonfan

Secretary of Agriculture: Wedgie

Secretary of Commerce: Baldy

Secretary of Labor: AZGF

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dback

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: 93henfan

Secretary of Transportation: youngterrier

Secretary of Energy: ME - so go fuck yourselves..!!!

Secretary of Education: native

Secretary of Homeland Security: Col Hogan

Chizzang wrote:Here's my list:

President: OL FU
I refuse to take orders from a Furman graduate
Vice President: Ursus

Secretary of State: Kalm

Secretary of Treasury: Grizalltheway

Secretary of Defense: Citdog

Attorney General: Ivy

Secretary of Interior: TwintownBisonfan

Secretary of Agriculture: Wedgie

Secretary of Commerce: Baldy

Secretary of Labor: AZGF
you mean anti-labor right?
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dback

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: 93henfan

Secretary of Transportation: youngterrier
The world needs more 73 Chargers and no speed limits on highways!
Secretary of Energy: ME - so go fuck yourselves..!!!
.......
Secretary of Education: native
We must take notes while watching Glenn Beck?
Secretary of Homeland Security: Col Hogan
He'll disagree with his existence and thus not do his job

Chizzang wrote:Here's my list:

President: OL FU

Vice President: Ursus

Secretary of State: Kalm

Secretary of Treasury: Grizalltheway

Secretary of Defense: Citdog

Attorney General: Ivy

Secretary of Interior: TwintownBisonfan

Secretary of Agriculture: Wedgie

Secretary of Commerce: Baldy

Secretary of Labor: AZGF

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dback

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: 93henfan

Secretary of Transportation: youngterrier

Secretary of Energy: ME - so go fuck yourselves..!!!

Secretary of Education: native

Secretary of Homeland Security: Col Hogan

I'm flattered, but I'm certifiably retarded when it comes to math.

Wait, is that why I'm qualified for the post?

Grizalltheway wrote:
I'm flattered, but I'm certifiably retarded when it comes to math.

Wait, is that why I'm qualified for the post?

You are:
An incorruptible force to fight the Federal Reserve system and the Street
With youth and optimism and an alternative plan

Chizzang wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote:
I'm flattered, but I'm certifiably retarded when it comes to math.

Wait, is that why I'm qualified for the post?

You are:
An incorruptible force to fight the Federal Reserve system and the Street
With youth and optimism and an alternative plan

In that case, sign me up. Just make sure AZ doesn't try to interfere.

Grizalltheway wrote:

Chizzang wrote:
You are:
An incorruptible force to fight the Federal Reserve system and the Street
With youth and optimism and an alternative plan

In that case, sign me up. Just make sure AZ doesn't try to interfere.

No worries, I put him right where he belongs...

OL FU would have my vote for sure. I don't agree with him on everything (anything? ) but he's smart and no ideologue.

OlFu is a scalawag.

Chizzang wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote:
In that case, sign me up. Just make sure AZ doesn't try to interfere.

No worries, I put him right where he belongs...

Dude, I would have that department cleaned up lickety split.

I'm impressed with Chizzang's slate, although I think he'd make a damn fine president as the anti-politician.

That said, OL FU is da bomb!

AZGrizFan wrote:

Chizzang wrote:
No worries, I put him right where he belongs...

Dude, I would have that department cleaned up lickety split.

I know...
I actually put some thought into this (imagine that) although I think Wedgie at Interior and TTBF and Agriculture might be a swap actually.. the rest of you cats are right where you belong

Chizzang wrote:Here's my list:

President: OL FU

Vice President: Ursus

Secretary of State: Kalm

Secretary of Treasury: Grizalltheway

Secretary of Defense: Citdog

Attorney General: Ivy

Secretary of Interior: TwintownBisonfan

Secretary of Agriculture: Wedgie

Secretary of Commerce: Baldy

Secretary of Labor: AZGF

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dback

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: 93henfan

Secretary of Transportation: youngterrier

Secretary of Energy: ME - so go fuck yourselves..!!!

Secretary of Education: native

Secretary of Homeland Security: Col Hogan

I think you should change Sec of Ag to BisonBabe. Isn't she married to a farmer? Plus you need to diversify your cabinet instead of a bunch of white guys.

And what do you know about energy? You don't even have a TV for christ's sake! How can you do anything about energy if you don't use it?

Chris for Prez.

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President: OL FU

Vice President: Ursus

Secretary of State: Kalm

Secretary of Treasury: AZ

Secretary of Defense: ALPHA

Attorney General: Ivy

Secretary of Interior: TwintownBisonfan

Secretary of Agriculture: Wedgie

Secretary of Commerce: Baldy

Secretary of Labor: Chris

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dback

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: 93henfan

Secretary of Transportation: Akio Toyoda

Secretary of Energy: Chizzang

Secretary of Education: native

Secretary of Homeland Security: Col Hogan/ALPHA


Nice work, Chizz!

But, I changed a few things to show what I think a Dream Team would look like...IMO!

There are only 5 people other than me that post on here that are worthy of holding political office IMO.


Citdog
Baldy
Cluck U
CID
93Hen

Grizo and bandl would make great Lewinskis though..............that is for sure and for certain.

youngterrier wrote:What philosophy would you follow?
Would you go Jesse Ventura with expandamos? Would you go Alan Grayson with Skelly? Would you go Barney Frank with dbackjon? Would you secede from the union with Citdog? Would you vote for The New World Order and vote for Chris?

I would like to nominate CID1990. I don't think anyone has beaten him in debate on here. I used lots of his talking points when I went to Model UN this week

"If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve."

I do like the idea of OL FU in spite of his furple credentials.

I think I'm honored to not be worthy of public office.

CID1990 wrote: "If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve."

I do like the idea of OL FU in spite of his furple credentials.

I couldn't quite figure out what to do with you...
Head of the CIA or something like that - I'm not sure

ASUG8 wrote:I think I'm honored to not be worthy of public office.

I wasn't sure what to do with you either... I was thinking VP
but then Ursus would stomp on my lungs and punch me in the liver

Chizzang wrote:

ASUG8 wrote:I think I'm honored to not be worthy of public office.

I wasn't sure what to do with you either... I was thinking VP
but then Ursus would stomp on my lungs and punch me in the liver

Trust me, it's cool. Much easier to bitch about things when you're not part of the problem.

ASUG8 wrote:I think I'm honored to not be worthy of public office.

I don't think I'm honored...I am.

clenz wrote:

ASUG8 wrote:I think I'm honored to not be worthy of public office.

I don't think I'm honored...I am.

Don't take this the wrong way, but I think you and catmounter are the last two people here I'd want with their finger on 'the button'.