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Found out why D1B hates Jesus

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:49 am
by grizzaholic
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Re: Found out why D1B hates Jesus

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:56 am
by Wedgebuster
Always thought it was because of all his fishing stories..
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Re: Found out why D1B hates Jesus

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:32 am
by Bronco
I always assumed he took one up the pooper from a gay priest as a kid and is holding a grudge

Re: Found out why D1B hates Jesus

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:33 pm
by D1B
Bronco wrote:I always assumed he took one up the pooper from a gay priest as a kid and is holding a grudge
Good call Bronkster, but nah. I don't hate jesus, I hate the religious indu$try that uses him, especially christian fundamentalists and the leadership of the catholic church.

Jesus, as portrayed in the bible, did not exist either. He's a fabrication.

Re: Found out why D1B hates Jesus

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:56 pm
by Bronco
Thought of you when I saw this quote

"And when people question my atheism, my standard answer is "Five bullets into John and NONE into Yoko??"

Re: Found out why D1B hates Jesus

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:07 pm
by TwinTownBisonFan
Bronco wrote:Thought of you when I saw this quote

"And when people question my atheism, my standard answer is "Five bullets into John and NONE into Yoko??"
bill hicks?

Re: Found out why D1B hates Jesus

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:46 pm
by CID1990
D1B wrote:
Bronco wrote:I always assumed he took one up the pooper from a gay priest as a kid and is holding a grudge
Good call Bronkster, but nah. I don't hate jesus, I hate the religious indu$try that uses him, especially christian fundamentalists and the leadership of the catholic church.

Jesus, as portrayed in the bible, did not exist either. He's a fabrication.
Well that settles it. Joe Sh!tbag Pothead the Ragman from the Midwest has answered the question. Somebody call the Discovery Channel.

BTW the Bishop in the Bunghole scenario is the simplest one. Been saying that for months. I'll bet D1B's rants on here coincide exactly with each time he pops a hemmorhoid.

Re: Found out why D1B hates Jesus

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:42 am
by D1B
CID1990 wrote:
D1B wrote:
Good call Bronkster, but nah. I don't hate jesus, I hate the religious indu$try that uses him, especially christian fundamentalists and the leadership of the catholic church.

Jesus, as portrayed in the bible, did not exist either. He's a fabrication.
Well that settles it. Joe Sh!tbag Pothead the Ragman from the Midwest has answered the question. Somebody call the Discovery Channel.

BTW the Bishop in the Bunghole scenario is the simplest one. Been saying that for months. I'll bet D1B's rants on here coincide exactly with each time he pops a hemmorhoid.
Great. Either way the church is a beast of a criminal enterprise.

Re: Found out why D1B hates Jesus

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:55 pm
by native
Bronco wrote:Thought of you when I saw this quote

"And when people question my atheism, my standard answer is "Five bullets into John and NONE into Yoko??"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :ohno: but :lol: :lol: :lol: