The "Please come back, Opie!" Thread

[CID1990]

Opie, we miss you. We're sorry we hurt your feelings and forced you to look for a face-saving way to leave us, but we promise we'll play nicer if you just come back.

The I.Q. level in here has risen to dangerous levels since you left and we need to bring it back down some.

You can even send one of your Men in Black out here to Vietnam to serve me with papers!

[citdog]

opie if you were a man I'd fuck you in the ass. VERY homo.

[Grizalltheway]

opie if you were a man I'd fuck you in the ass. VERY homo.

And you KNOW Z would be down to get a piece of that sexual chocolate.

[houndawg]

opie if you were a man I'd **** you in the ass. VERY homo.

And you KNOW Z would be down to get a piece of that sexual chocolate.

Z would be on that like a chicken on a junebug.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

One week ago this is the reply I made to seantaylor on AGS. I think he's eagleskins on here.

CS is better, that is for sure. I wouldn't worry about these rubes. If someone(s) trying to get you banned, you are on the right track.

CS is a very good site and one that I have been a big fan of for a very long time. There is a lot of discussion that he could jump in on and have some fun. I didn't see him doing well in arguments here and I will guarantee you that the group of ruffians on CS will tear him to pieces.

I wish him luck. I'm sorry to see him go.

[YoUDeeMan]

Opie,

You seem to know a lot about dicks, so I was wondering if you could help me understand the following penis joke?

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

[AZGrizFan]

And you KNOW Z would be down to get a piece of that sexual chocolate.

Z would be on that like a chicken on a junebug.

I see you fellas learned a thing or two from Opie about ASSumptions.

[blueballs]

Opie,

You seem to know a lot about dicks, so I was wondering if you could help me understand the following penis joke?

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

One of the all time classics!!!

... and yes, 'skins is seantaylor.

[grizzaholic]

One week ago this is the reply I made to seantaylor on AGS. I think he's eagleskins on here.

CS is a very good site and one that I have been a big fan of for a very long time. There is a lot of discussion that he could jump in on and have some fun. I didn't see him doing well in arguments here and I will guarantee you that the group of ruffians on CS will tear him to pieces.

I wish him luck. I'm sorry to see him go.

Ruffians is right. I do hope Opie comes back. He was just misunderstood.

[Ibanez]

Opie,

You seem to know a lot about dicks, so I was wondering if you could help me understand the following penis joke?

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

DAMNIT! I HAVE PISSED MYSELF IN YEARS!

[Grizalltheway]

Z would be on that like a chicken on a junebug.

I see you fellas learned a thing or two from Opie about ASSumptions.

I'm just going by the picture you posted in that thread.

[OpieGSU]

I guess if I hadn't sniffed any pussy in years that I hadn't paid for, then this messageboard would be as important to me as it is to you goobs. I get it. This is where you guys come to make yourselves feel like you have power, because in the real world, in the 21st century, you're really just angry fat white guys, who can't stand the fact that you'll soon be in the minority in this country, and that your selfish "me-me-me" ways are no longer socially acceptable in a progressive 21st century America. So you gather up like a group of jackels, and you attack anything and anybody representing the social progress made over the past 100 years, like a pack of like-thinking, borderline retarded, mouth-frothing cavemen.
The fact is that most of you probably sit in a cubicle all day, and work for a minority boss which causes you great personal resentment. So you live out your fantasies on this messageboard where you, through your gang of like-thinking weasels, feel momentarily empowered, and escape from the real world in which you feel yourself growing increasingly powerless.
Nowhere else in your lives, but this messageboard, do you chubs experience the validation that you get from other disappointed fatbodies like yourselves agreeing with you and railing against the "evils" of blacks, hispanics, immigrants, the poor, women, gays, the government, and any other republican party-created boogey man. Yours is a Kingdom of Fear.
You fatties literally ARE the tea bagging constituency with your "don't tread on me" bumper stickers, and your chicken little the sky if falling fear-based mentality. In short, you're just pathetic. The time for fat-fingered pasties mouth breathers like you is over now, but you desperately cling to isolated eddy's of relief like you find here on this board.
So, in honor of me identifying you all as an actual minority interest group, I suggest we come up with a catchy little name for your group, much like the APR, or the ACLU, or even,the NAACP. I suggest we call you smelly fat bastards the 'NAGS'
"The No Ass-Gettin' Society"

I hear there's a meeting of the NAGS at Ryan's Buffet every week. All it takes for a quorum is that you fill up a family-size booth, which usually only requires two people given the size of most of your fat asses. Of course it goes without saying, and as is always the case with you guys, no ladies.

You don't have to pay me for coining the name. Consider it my public service to you, the NAGS.
Carry on.

[grizzaholic]

You never disappoint.

[Grizalltheway]

The hole just keeps getting deeper, and more hilarious.

[∞∞∞]

You practice psychology as well Opie? Wow, is there anything you can't do?!

[grizzaholic]

You practice psychology as well Opie? Wow, is there anything you can't do?!

Have a comeback? Let things go? Relax? Have one reply without using rube? I could go on for days.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

The absolute completeness and breadth of this dudes stupidity is staggering.

Kudos Opie.

[ChetSteadman]

Opie, you've been smoking a lot of illegal marijuana, haven't you?

[Ibanez]

WHY SO SERIOUS?!

[FormerPokeCenter]

I guess if I hadn't sniffed any pussy in years that I hadn't paid for, then this messageboard would be as important to me as it is to you goobs.

It's apparently important enough for you to allocate resources and threaten legal action

[Ibanez]

I guess if I hadn't sniffed any pussy in years that I hadn't paid for, then this messageboard would be as important to me as it is to you goobs. I get it. This is where you guys come to make yourselves feel like you have power, because in the real world, in the 21st century, you're really just angry fat white guys, who can't stand the fact that you'll soon be in the minority in this country, and that your selfish "me-me-me" ways are no longer socially acceptable in a progressive 21st century America. So you gather up like a group of jackels, and you attack anything and anybody representing the social progress made over the past 100 years, like a pack of like-thinking, borderline retarded, mouth-frothing cavemen.
The fact is that most of you probably sit in a cubicle all day, and work for a minority boss which causes you great personal resentment. So you live out your fantasies on this messageboard where you, through your gang of like-thinking weasels, feel momentarily empowered, and escape from the real world in which you feel yourself growing increasingly powerless.
Nowhere else in your lives, but this messageboard, do you chubs experience the validation that you get from other disappointed fatbodies like yourselves agreeing with you and railing against the "evils" of blacks, hispanics, immigrants, the poor, women, gays, the government, and any other republican party-created boogey man. Yours is a Kingdom of Fear.
You fatties literally ARE the tea bagging constituency with your "don't tread on me" bumper stickers, and your chicken little the sky if falling fear-based mentality. In short, you're just pathetic. The time for fat-fingered pasties mouth breathers like you is over now, but you desperately cling to isolated eddy's of relief like you find here on this board.
So, in honor of me identifying you all as an actual minority interest group, I suggest we come up with a catchy little name for your group, much like the APR, or the ACLU, or even,the NAACP. I suggest we call you smelly fat bastards the 'NAGS'
"The No Ass-Gettin' Society"

I hear there's a meeting of the NAGS at Ryan's Buffet every week. All it takes for a quorum is that you fill up a family-size booth, which usually only requires two people given the size of most of your fat asses. Of course it goes without saying, and as is always the case with you guys, no ladies.

You don't have to pay me for coining the name. Consider it my public service to you, the NAGS.
Carry on.

Seriously now, you are egging people on. You had your say, that thread was closed. Nobody is baiting you into anything,yet you come out guns blazing, using profane, immature language. We aren't 12 year olds. Many of are married. Many of us are military veterns. Some of us are active duty. Some of us work in Finance and are CEO's, some of us are social workers, lawyers, city planners, attorneys, scientists, etc... Many of us are fit (some of us ARE slobs) but we haven't pointed out anything about you other than what you provide. This is getting embarassing for you. I took the responsibilty of closing off that thread, hoping the topic would end.

Don't make me regret that.

We will unleash the kracken.

Heed the warning.

[YoUDeeMan]

What is the difference between a large pizza and a black man - even one who's a lawyer in a Baltimore strip mall?

























The large pizza can feed a family of four.

[YoUDeeMan]

Opie summary, so far:

1) Opie won't be running for public office. The stupidity displayed by him in the previous thread will prevent him from being taken seriously by anyone.

2) Opie should probably stay away from publicly endorsing any candidate...what candidate in any office would want to be associated with Opie...the Democtrat who publicly bashes gays?

3) Opie is a lawyer who doesn't know much about the law. If his clients knew the BS he pushed on here they'd leave and never use his services again.

4) Opie will keep digging his own grave. Picture that. Now that is a funny thought.

[OpieGSU]

I guess if I hadn't sniffed any pussy in years that I hadn't paid for, then this messageboard would be as important to me as it is to you goobs. I get it. This is where you guys come to make yourselves feel like you have power, because in the real world, in the 21st century, you're really just angry fat white guys, who can't stand the fact that you'll soon be in the minority in this country, and that your selfish "me-me-me" ways are no longer socially acceptable in a progressive 21st century America. So you gather up like a group of jackels, and you attack anything and anybody representing the social progress made over the past 100 years, like a pack of like-thinking, borderline retarded, mouth-frothing cavemen.
The fact is that most of you probably sit in a cubicle all day, and work for a minority boss which causes you great personal resentment. So you live out your fantasies on this messageboard where you, through your gang of like-thinking weasels, feel momentarily empowered, and escape from the real world in which you feel yourself growing increasingly powerless.
Nowhere else in your lives, but this messageboard, do you chubs experience the validation that you get from other disappointed fatbodies like yourselves agreeing with you and railing against the "evils" of blacks, hispanics, immigrants, the poor, women, gays, the government, and any other republican party-created boogey man. Yours is a Kingdom of Fear.
You fatties literally ARE the tea bagging constituency with your "don't tread on me" bumper stickers, and your chicken little the sky if falling fear-based mentality. In short, you're just pathetic. The time for fat-fingered pasties mouth breathers like you is over now, but you desperately cling to isolated eddy's of relief like you find here on this board.
So, in honor of me identifying you all as an actual minority interest group, I suggest we come up with a catchy little name for your group, much like the APR, or the ACLU, or even,the NAACP. I suggest we call you smelly fat bastards the 'NAGS'
"The No Ass-Gettin' Society"

I hear there's a meeting of the NAGS at Ryan's Buffet every week. All it takes for a quorum is that you fill up a family-size booth, which usually only requires two people given the size of most of your fat asses. Of course it goes without saying, and as is always the case with you guys, no ladies.

You don't have to pay me for coining the name. Consider it my public service to you, the NAGS.
Carry on.

Seriously now, you are egging people on. You had your say, that thread was closed. Nobody is baiting you into anything,yet you come out guns blazing, using profane, immature language. We aren't 12 year olds. Many of are married. Many of us are military veterns. Some of us are active duty. Some of us work in Finance and are CEO's, some of us are social workers, lawyers, city planners, attorneys, scientists, etc... Many of us are fit (some of us ARE slobs) but we haven't pointed out anything about you other than what you provide. This is getting embarassing for you. I took the responsibilty of closing off that thread, hoping the topic would end.

Don't make me regret that.

We will unleash the kracken.

Heed the warning.

I'm egging on? Nobody is baiting me? Check the title of the thread, and get back to me on that statement. Just calling 'em like I see 'em.
N.A.G.S. ................the No Ass Gettin' Society.

[ODUsmitty]

By my excellent stalking skills, I have been able to uncover a photo of our Baltimore ambulance-chaser.




Definitely not the mental image I had formed over this previous few days.