Porn industry seeks federal bailout

[dbackjon]

Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."

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[wideright82]

Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.

“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”

Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."

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FINALLY, someone deserving of some money.

[Cap'n Cat]

That pussy John Wayne couldn't hold a candle to Larry Flynt when it comes to patriotism.

[dbackjon]

Question is, when they ask for the bailout, will the fluff up the numbers?

[dbackjon]

Will congress find the request hard to swallow?

[bison95]

Will congress find the request hard to swallow?

[dbackjon]

Will congress find the request hard to swallow?

Or will they spit it out....

[bison95]

Or will they spit it out....

You know those cock suckers swallow like it is their last meal!

[ASUMountaineer]

Why not? Let's nationalize every industry and make many liberals happy.

Same ol AGS sh!t.

[houndawg]

Question is, when they ask for the bailout, will the fluff up the numbers?

Depends on how hard things get.