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I wonder if thinks those darned Muslims are clinging to their guns and religion...

pretty much common knowledge..? (Right..?)

blueballs wrote:I wonder if thinks those darned Muslims are clinging to their guns and religion...

and beating their wives and killing their daughters for "honor".

Can anyone actually think of one positive thing to say about Islam? I can't. Not. One. Thing.

CitadelGrad wrote:

blueballs wrote:I wonder if thinks those darned Muslims are clinging to their guns and religion...

and beating their wives and killing their daughters for "honor".

Can anyone actually think of one positive thing to say about Islam? I can't. Not. One. Thing.

They make some pretty mean mutton.

CitadelGrad wrote:

blueballs wrote:I wonder if thinks those darned Muslims are clinging to their guns and religion...

and beating their wives and killing their daughters for "honor".

Can anyone actually think of one positive thing to say about Islam? I can't. Not. One. Thing.

Apparently they are very dedicated.

Grizalltheway wrote:

CitadelGrad wrote:
and beating their wives and killing their daughters for "honor".

Can anyone actually think of one positive thing to say about Islam? I can't. Not. One. Thing.

They make some pretty mean mutton.

They are accommodating to travelers.

I'm thinking about making a t-shirt with a stick figure drawn on it with a Sharpie and the word "Muhammad" underneath with an arrow pointing at the stick figure.

When a Muslim gets angry, I will clarify that it is Muhammad Ali, not their god.

I hope that I am able to make the explanation before they kill me.

In fact, I think I will draw little boxing gloves on the stick figure so I can be clear.

kalm wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote:
They make some pretty mean mutton.

They are accommodating to travelers.

Daniel Pearl does not agree.

CitadelGrad wrote:

kalm wrote:
They are accommodating to travelers.

Daniel Pearl does not agree.

1) he wasn't a traveler.

2) Timothy McVeigh was not a christian.

CitadelGrad wrote:

blueballs wrote:I wonder if thinks those darned Muslims are clinging to their guns and religion...

and beating their wives and killing their daughters for "honor".

Can anyone actually think of one positive thing to say about Islam? I can't. Not. One. Thing.

Yeah, because Burning people alive because someone said they were a witch is SOOOOOOOO much better

CitadelGrad wrote:

blueballs wrote:I wonder if thinks those darned Muslims are clinging to their guns and religion...

and beating their wives and killing their daughters for "honor".

Can anyone actually think of one positive thing to say about Islam? I can't. Not. One. Thing.

Lets talk about Honor. I own slaves, treat them like crap, rape 13 year old girls and call have the nerve to call myself a Southern Christian man of Honor...YEAH RIGHT!!!!!

mrklean wrote:

CitadelGrad wrote:
and beating their wives and killing their daughters for "honor".

Can anyone actually think of one positive thing to say about Islam? I can't. Not. One. Thing.

Yeah, because Burning people alive because someone said they were a witch is SOOOOOOOO much better

That's so 17th-century, klean. We're talking about a group of numbskulls that has contributed precisely nothing to civilization in at least 700 years.

Ivytalk wrote:

mrklean wrote:
Yeah, because Burning people alive because someone said they were a witch is SOOOOOOOO much better

That's so 17th-century, klean. We're talking about a group of numbskulls that has contributed precisely nothing to civilization in at least 700 years.

They aren't running up the price of toilet paper and deodorant, so that should be worth something to the rest of us.

Ivytalk wrote:

mrklean wrote:
Yeah, because Burning people alive because someone said they were a witch is SOOOOOOOO much better

That's so 17th-century, klean. We're talking about a group of numbskulls that has contributed precisely nothing to civilization in at least 700 years.

Algebra.

houndawg wrote:

Ivytalk wrote: That's so 17th-century, klean. We're talking about a group of numbskulls that has contributed precisely nothing to civilization in at least 700 years.

Algebra.

Look up! And thanks for contributing!

Wedgebuster wrote:

Ivytalk wrote: That's so 17th-century, klean. We're talking about a group of numbskulls that has contributed precisely nothing to civilization in at least 700 years.

They aren't running up the price of toilet paper and deodorant, so that should be worth something to the rest of us.

... or razors.

That's so 17th-century, klean. We're talking about a group of numbskulls that has contributed precisely nothing to civilization in at least 700 years.

oil?

Seahawks08 wrote:

That's so 17th-century, klean. We're talking about a group of numbskulls that has contributed precisely nothing to civilization in at least 700 years.

oil?

Westerners discovered it, how to use it, and the tech to extract it. They just happen to be fucking their camels on top of it. As with all religious zealots, a good dose of lead to the cranium is the only real cure. The big difference is that while most "christians" I know are anything but zealots, especially when you see them at the strip club, it seems a reasonable muslim is as hard to find as an honest politician.

mrklean wrote:

CitadelGrad wrote:
and beating their wives and killing their daughters for "honor".

Can anyone actually think of one positive thing to say about Islam? I can't. Not. One. Thing.

Lets talk about Honor. I own slaves, treat them like crap, rape 13 year old girls and call have the nerve to call myself a Southern Christian man of Honor...YEAH RIGHT!!!!!

Are you making excuses for a barbaric and useless bunch of assholes by comparing them to an equally barbaric and uselss bunch of assholes from 200 years ago? Way to live in the past. When you get through playing in the way back machine, come join the rest of us in the current era. It's not like these fucks are living in the 1800's.

death dealer wrote: Westerners discovered it, how to use it, and the tech to extract it. They just happen to be fucking their camels on top of it. As with all religious zealots, a good dose of lead to the cranium is the only real cure. The big difference is that while most "christians" I know are anything but zealots, especially when you see them at the strip club, it seems a reasonable muslim is as hard to find as an honest politician.

There are something like 2.1 Billion Muslims...
Were they all as you describe the entire GLOBE would be chaos
Exaggerate much..?

Chizzang wrote:

death dealer wrote: Westerners discovered it, how to use it, and the tech to extract it. They just happen to be fucking their camels on top of it. As with all religious zealots, a good dose of lead to the cranium is the only real cure. The big difference is that while most "christians" I know are anything but zealots, especially when you see them at the strip club, it seems a reasonable muslim is as hard to find as an honest politician.

There are something like 2.1 Billion Muslims...
Were they all as you describe the entire GLOBE would be chaos
Exaggerate much..?

No exaggeration. Almost to the man/woman, they will tell you that anyone portraying Mohammed in a "unacceptable" way deserves to die. Very few will say otherwise. That is an extremist. That kind of mindless/barbaric dedication to a fairytale is grounds for removal from the gene pool. It's just as true for the dumbshits that would defend the killing of an abortion doctor. The modern world has no room for fanaticism. And I truly believe that the ability to give that kind of power to a figment of your imagination is a genetic defect.

or it could just be brainwashing...

death dealer wrote:

Chizzang wrote:
There are something like 2.1 Billion Muslims...
Were they all as you describe the entire GLOBE would be chaos
Exaggerate much..?

No exaggeration. Almost to the man/woman, they will tell you that anyone portraying Mohammed in a "unacceptable" way deserves to die. Very few will say otherwise. That is an extremist. That kind of mindless/barbaric dedication to a fairytale is grounds for removal from the gene pool. It's just as true for the dumbshits that would defend the killing of an abortion doctor. The modern world has no room for fanaticism. And I truly believe that the ability to give that kind of power to a figment of your imagination is a genetic defect.

1/3 of the globe is Muslim
Again: Were they all as you say - the globe would be complete chaos
I'm no fan of Islam but I think you might have an axe to grind

You claim to be an "only the facts" kind of guy
I'm not seeing that

Chizzang wrote:

death dealer wrote: No exaggeration. Almost to the man/woman, they will tell you that anyone portraying Mohammed in a "unacceptable" way deserves to die. Very few will say otherwise. That is an extremist. That kind of mindless/barbaric dedication to a fairytale is grounds for removal from the gene pool. It's just as true for the dumbshits that would defend the killing of an abortion doctor. The modern world has no room for fanaticism. And I truly believe that the ability to give that kind of power to a figment of your imagination is a genetic defect.

1/3 of the globe is Muslim
Again: Were they all as you say - the globe would be complete chaos
I'm no fan of Islam but I think you might have an axe to grind

You claim to be an "only the facts" kind of guy
I'm not seeing that

I would've started with 'how many do you know?'

kalm wrote:

Chizzang wrote:
1/3 of the globe is Muslim
Again: Were they all as you say - the globe would be complete chaos
I'm no fan of Islam but I think you might have an axe to grind

You claim to be an "only the facts" kind of guy
I'm not seeing that

I would've started with 'how many do you know?'

Yeah but that would take all the fun out of it...
You know that crazy Islamic population down south is NUTS