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Holy crap, like shooting fish in a barrel.

So, let's get it on atheist fuckers.

I am looking at you:

D#1Boo Boo
Capn Cat
Bio Bungle (oh gawd this will be easy)
The big mouthed asshole Wofford guy.

You been drinking tonight? If so, it will be good.

grizzaholic wrote:

You been drinking tonight? If so, it will be good.

First thought I had when I saw this thread on the list.

What about Trip?

Where does he fit in on this list?

And Dirty Jew?

SeattleGriz wrote:Holy crap, like shooting fish in a barrel.

So, let's get it on atheist ****.

I am looking at you:

D#1Boo Boo
Capn Cat
Bio Bungle (oh gawd this will be easy)
The big mouthed asshole Wofford guy.

I'll be shaping young minds this spring teaching Evolution to impressionable young college students for the first time. My first lecture? Your parents are full of it, Jesus is on the ropes, God is dead and ID is rubbish. SOOooooo excited.

biobengal wrote:

SeattleGriz wrote:Holy crap, like shooting fish in a barrel.

So, let's get it on atheist ****.

I am looking at you:

D#1Boo Boo
Capn Cat
Bio Bungle (oh gawd this will be easy)
The big mouthed asshole Wofford guy.

I'll be shaping young minds this spring teaching Evolution to impressionable young college students for the first time. My first lecture? Your parents are full of it, Jesus is on the ropes, God is dead and ID is rubbish. SOOooooo excited.

There are just too many holes in Evolution for it to be taken serious by true Scholars
The Bible makes far more sense and really passes the sniff test for logic

biobengal wrote:

SeattleGriz wrote:Holy crap, like shooting fish in a barrel.

So, let's get it on atheist ****.

I am looking at you:

D#1Boo Boo
Capn Cat
Bio Bungle (oh gawd this will be easy)
The big mouthed asshole Wofford guy.

I'll be shaping young minds this spring teaching Evolution to impressionable young college students for the first time. My first lecture? Your parents are full of it, Jesus is on the ropes, God is dead and ID is rubbish. SOOooooo excited.

Oh man, that was funny. Good one BioBengal. I have to salute you on that.

You are still way wrong, but funny.

Too much tonight, for expected this thread to die like a D1B thread. Of course there is some sort of originality, so it got a hit or two.

Be back tomorrow to destroy all the heathens.

I don't know if God exists or not, but if he does, he chooses not to show up at some of the worst possible times.

SeattleGriz wrote:Holy crap, like shooting fish in a barrel.

So, let's get it on atheist fuckers.

I am looking at you:

D#1Boo Boo
Capn Cat
Bio Bungle (oh gawd this will be easy)
The big mouthed asshole Wofford guy.

biobengal wrote:

I'll be shaping young minds this spring teaching Evolution to impressionable young college students for the first time. My first lecture? Your parents are full of it, Jesus is on the ropes, God is dead and ID is rubbish. SOOooooo excited.

God doesn't say evolution does not exist, men thinking they are God do though. My zoology professor and advisor was very willing to discuss the co-existance of religion and evolution.

Gil Dobie wrote:

biobengal wrote:

I'll be shaping young minds this spring teaching Evolution to impressionable young college students for the first time. My first lecture? Your parents are full of it, Jesus is on the ropes, God is dead and ID is rubbish. SOOooooo excited.

God doesn't say evolution does not exist, men thinking they are God do though. My zoology professor and advisor was very willing to discuss the co-existance of religion and evolution.

And yet you got a degree in Sewing and Macrame.

Question for atheists...

Since all of human cognition is basically electrical communication between neurons (according to you), why haven't we achieved computers that emulate human thinking? The fastest computer in the world will do a million billion (literally) floating point operations per second and process far more information far faster than any one person. Yet computers can't replace teachers, accountants, lawyers, or pretty much any job that isn't highly repetitive. Weren't we supposed to have super intelligent computers solving all the world's problems by now?

Does there ever come a time when we just give up on "explaining consciousness" and just go back to the dualist view of consciousness? Sure there is. After all, atheism is not dogmatic like religions is.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Gil Dobie wrote:
God doesn't say evolution does not exist, men thinking they are God do though. My zoology professor and advisor was very willing to discuss the co-existance of religion and evolution.

And yet you got a degree in Sewing and Macrame.

I wasn't a football player at UNI, those degree's weren't offered to students where I went to school.

Gil Dobie wrote:

biobengal wrote:

I'll be shaping young minds this spring teaching Evolution to impressionable young college students for the first time. My first lecture? Your parents are full of it, Jesus is on the ropes, God is dead and ID is rubbish. SOOooooo excited.

God doesn't say evolution does not exist, men thinking they are God do though. My zoology professor and advisor was very willing to discuss the co-existance of religion and evolution.

Bingo..!!!
Even the Pope in the late 1990's said that Catholicism and Evolution were completely compatible
Only in America / Where education is falling off a logical cliff (never mind fiscal) does this battle exist

Weren't we supposed to have super intelligent computers solving all the world's problems by now?

I want my flying car damnit!

Gil Dobie wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:

And yet you got a degree in Sewing and Macrame.

I wasn't a football player at UNI, those degree's weren't offered to students where I went to school.

Obviously, neither was punctuation.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Gil Dobie wrote:
I wasn't a football player at UNI, those degree's weren't offered to students where I went to school.

Obviously, neither was punctuation.

I see Mama Cat, the teacher, is coming up with responses for you now.

"Hey Mama Cat, I can't think of a response, can you check the punctuation and grammer so I have something to say."

Seattle, I'll try this again.

Atheism is not a religion, Christianity is, so your challenge is really meaningless.

I know you were drunk.

Gil Dobie wrote:

biobengal wrote:

I'll be shaping young minds this spring teaching Evolution to impressionable young college students for the first time. My first lecture? Your parents are full of it, Jesus is on the ropes, God is dead and ID is rubbish. SOOooooo excited.

God doesn't say evolution does not exist, men thinking they are God do though. My zoology professor and advisor was very willing to discuss the co-existance of religion and evolution.

Gil, how do know what god says or does not say?

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Gil Dobie wrote:
God doesn't say evolution does not exist, men thinking they are God do though. My zoology professor and advisor was very willing to discuss the co-existance of religion and evolution.

And yet you got a degree in Sewing and Macrame.

Too be honest, that industry is recession proof.

D1B wrote:

Gil Dobie wrote:
God doesn't say evolution does not exist, men thinking they are God do though. My zoology professor and advisor was very willing to discuss the co-existance of religion and evolution.

Gil, how do know what god says or does not say?

Like I said before, there are only 10 things written in stone that God wants man to follow. None of them say anything about evolution.

Gil Dobie wrote:

D1B wrote:
Gil, how do know what god says or does not say?

Like I said before, there are only 10 things written in stone that God wants man to follow. None of them say anything about evolution.

The only thing written in stone is Hammurabi's code.

Gil Dobie wrote:

D1B wrote:
Gil, how do know what god says or does not say?

Like I said before, there are only 10 things written in stone that God wants man to follow. None of them say anything about evolution.

Ibanez wrote:

Gil Dobie wrote:
Like I said before, there are only 10 things written in stone that God wants man to follow. None of them say anything about evolution.

The only thing written in stone is Hammurabi's code.

The 10 Commandments were originally written on stone tablets.