Celebutards Read Fiction, Win Grammy...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:40 am
Not ones to rest on their legacy of social unawareness, Hollywood on Sunday stepped up the plate once again to knock one out on behalf of severely retarded activists throughout America.
An Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore Wins GRAMMY for Best Spoken Word Album
Oprah Winfrey's recorded orgasm noises while being read: "The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Remediating The American Dream"
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Osama bin Laden reading: "The Idiots Guide to America Bashing: How to Deal With an Inferiority Complex"
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Anonymous gay rights activists reading the list of Yes on Prop 8 Donors, names, addressess, phone numbers, email addressess, employer's name and address, employer/owner's home phone number, children's names, school attended and time the walk home each day, whether they have dogs and if the dogs sleep outside at night, social security numbers and mother's maiden names of all the above, assuming donors were stupid enough to comply with CA' leftislature laws and register their guns, how many and what types of weapons are likely to be available in each donor's house, types of windows and doors at residence, what time they go to bed...
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Joe Biden reading his teleprompter speech: "Bipartisanship: Our Hope For A Sound America. Pshaw!"
...unfortunately, Joe Biden's name was dropped from the nomination list shortly before broadcast after it was learned that Joe Biden NEVER READ OFF HIS TELEPROMPTER AND JUST MADE THE SH!T UP AS HE WENT ALONG.
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Tinky Winky reading his Book of Make Believe: "Fugitive Days: A Mental Masturbation"
(although critics seeemed to think the inability to capture the images of his past may have hurt his efforts)
An Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore Wins GRAMMY for Best Spoken Word Album
The trio faced stiff competition in the category of "Best Spoken Word", sharing nominee honors with...An Inconvenient Truth by Al Gore has won the 2009 GRAMMY Award for Best Spoken Word Album.
An Inconvenient Truth is read by Beau Bridges, Cynthia Nixon and Blair Underwood.
Oprah Winfrey's recorded orgasm noises while being read: "The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Remediating The American Dream"
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Osama bin Laden reading: "The Idiots Guide to America Bashing: How to Deal With an Inferiority Complex"
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Anonymous gay rights activists reading the list of Yes on Prop 8 Donors, names, addressess, phone numbers, email addressess, employer's name and address, employer/owner's home phone number, children's names, school attended and time the walk home each day, whether they have dogs and if the dogs sleep outside at night, social security numbers and mother's maiden names of all the above, assuming donors were stupid enough to comply with CA' leftislature laws and register their guns, how many and what types of weapons are likely to be available in each donor's house, types of windows and doors at residence, what time they go to bed...
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Joe Biden reading his teleprompter speech: "Bipartisanship: Our Hope For A Sound America. Pshaw!"
...unfortunately, Joe Biden's name was dropped from the nomination list shortly before broadcast after it was learned that Joe Biden NEVER READ OFF HIS TELEPROMPTER AND JUST MADE THE SH!T UP AS HE WENT ALONG.
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Tinky Winky reading his Book of Make Believe: "Fugitive Days: A Mental Masturbation"
(although critics seeemed to think the inability to capture the images of his past may have hurt his efforts)
