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Did anyone actually think that he wouldn't?

To jail with this POS, or someone is likely to make a "spread" out of his ass.

Wedgebuster wrote:To jail with this POS, or someone is likely to make a "spread" out of his ass.

Wouldn't that also happen in jail?

grizzaholic wrote:

Wedgebuster wrote:To jail with this POS, or someone is likely to make a "spread" out of his ass.

Wouldn't that also happen in jail?

Well, the ass spread on the street is likely to be terminal, in prison he merely becomes a life support system for a very chaffed ass hole.

Hope so, and "out of sight, out of mind."

It's all bullsh!t...

Put two and two together morons...

First, tobacco...that was a no-brainer...

Then, the "religious right"...vilify via media...

Now, peanuts...that'll be a little harder...but "deadly allergies" and "poisoning big corporate murderers" are a good start...

Next, it'll be sweet tea, catfish and fried chicken...


All just a pile of melarkey purported by lazy Northeastern Yankees attempting to eliminate competition...

150 years go by, and they're still trying to kill off the South.




Oh, and BTW...had I been that weak ass executive, when the Congressman held up that cannister of peanut butter and asked if I would like to open it and eat it, I would have pulled out a loaf of bread, a jar of raspberry jam, and replied, "If you don't all mind kickin it for a few while I eat".

travelinman67 wrote:It's all bullsh!t...

Put two and two together morons...

First, tobacco...that was a no-brainer...

Then, the "religious right"...vilify via media...

Now, peanuts...that'll be a little harder...but "deadly allergies" and "poisoning big corporate murderers" are a good start...

Next, it'll be sweet tea, catfish and fried chicken...


All just a pile of melarkey purported by lazy Northeastern Yankees attempting to eliminate competition...

150 years go by, and they're still trying to kill off the South.




Oh, and BTW...had I been that weak ass executive, when the Congressman held up that cannister of peanut butter and asked if I would like to open it and eat it, I would have pulled out a loaf of bread, a jar of raspberry jam, and replied, "If you don't all mind kickin it for a few while I eat".

They will NOT be banning fried chicken....

travelinman67 wrote:It's all bullsh!t...

Put two and two together morons...

First, tobacco...that was a no-brainer...

Then, the "religious right"...vilify via media...

Now, peanuts...that'll be a little harder...but "deadly allergies" and "poisoning big corporate murderers" are a good start...

Next, it'll be sweet tea, catfish and fried chicken...


All just a pile of melarkey purported by lazy Northeastern Yankees attempting to eliminate competition...

150 years go by, and they're still trying to kill off the South.




Oh, and BTW...had I been that weak ass executive, when the Congressman held up that cannister of peanut butter and asked if I would like to open it and eat it, I would have pulled out a loaf of bread, a jar of raspberry jam, and replied, "If you don't all mind kickin it for a few while I eat".

So the deaths of 8 people, the emails showing that the company knew there was a problem is nothing to you?

Talk about moronic.

travelinman67 wrote:It's all bullsh!t...

Put two and two together morons...

First, tobacco...that was a no-brainer...

Then, the "religious right"...vilify via media...

Now, peanuts...that'll be a little harder...but "deadly allergies" and "poisoning big corporate murderers" are a good start...

Next, it'll be sweet tea, catfish and fried chicken...


All just a pile of melarkey purported by lazy Northeastern Yankees attempting to eliminate competition...

150 years go by, and they're still trying to kill off the South.




Oh, and BTW...had I been that weak ass executive, when the Congressman held up that cannister of peanut butter and asked if I would like to open it and eat it, I would have pulled out a loaf of bread, a jar of raspberry jam, and replied, "If you don't all mind kickin it for a few while I eat".

Fuck it what did he have to lose, I would have done the same.

travelinman67 wrote:It's all bullsh!t...

Put two and two together morons...

First, tobacco...that was a no-brainer...

Then, the "religious right"...vilify via media...

Now, peanuts...that'll be a little harder...but "deadly allergies" and "poisoning big corporate murderers" are a good start...

Next, it'll be sweet tea, catfish and fried chicken...


All just a pile of melarkey purported by lazy Northeastern Yankees attempting to eliminate competition...

150 years go by, and they're still trying to kill off the South.




Oh, and BTW...had I been that weak ass executive, when the Congressman held up that cannister of peanut butter and asked if I would like to open it and eat it, I would have pulled out a loaf of bread, a jar of raspberry jam, and replied, "If you don't all mind kickin it for a few while I eat".

This would have been hi-larious.

What ya talking about, no way that guy was gonna put any of that in his mouth.

dbackjon wrote:

travelinman67 wrote:It's all bullsh!t...

Put two and two together morons...

First, tobacco...that was a no-brainer...

Then, the "religious right"...vilify via media...

Now, peanuts...that'll be a little harder...but "deadly allergies" and "poisoning big corporate murderers" are a good start...

Next, it'll be sweet tea, catfish and fried chicken...


All just a pile of melarkey purported by lazy Northeastern Yankees attempting to eliminate competition...

150 years go by, and they're still trying to kill off the South.




Oh, and BTW...had I been that weak ass executive, when the Congressman held up that cannister of peanut butter and asked if I would like to open it and eat it, I would have pulled out a loaf of bread, a jar of raspberry jam, and replied, "If you don't all mind kickin it for a few while I eat".

So the deaths of 8 people, the emails showing that the company knew there was a problem is nothing to you?

Talk about moronic.

All murders and email plants done by Moveon.org operatives.












Under your direction.

travelinman67 wrote:

dbackjon wrote:
So the deaths of 8 people, the emails showing that the company knew there was a problem is nothing to you?

Talk about moronic.

All murders and email plants done by Moveon.org operatives.












Under your direction.

Yes, and I know where you live, when you foolishly sent me a package containing fine liquors with your return address on it.

You should have taken a lesson from AZGRIZ - when he sent me something, it was from the retailer.

The only reason I have not forwarded your address to my minions is that I have not finished the bottle of scotch yet.

dbackjon wrote:

travelinman67 wrote:
All murders and email plants done by Moveon.org operatives.












Under your direction.

Yes, and I know where you live, when you foolishly sent me a package containing fine liquors with your return address on it.

You should have taken a lesson from AZGRIZ - when he sent me something, it was from the retailer.

(Hell, just head to C. Creek and look for the Escalade being driven by the white guy...how hard can that be? )

dbackjon wrote:The only reason I have not forwarded your address to my minions is that I have not finished the bottle of scotch yet.

Twas my old office address...when your minions arrive, all they will find is a engineering consultant's office that employs a receptionist with HUH-YOUGE melons. And I mean HUGE! Nor is she chunky...looks like she's around 140, and 40 of that is in the bra. I still have to stop by there occasionally to pick up mail that didn't get forwarded, and every time I go in, I tell myself I'm not going to take a peek or stare...but it's like a moth and a light...it's instinctive...no way to stop it...

Being a travelinman...I reside at one of three residences...and will soon be leaving a permanent "overnight" bag at a fourth...

...and oh, God, is she worth it...

travelinman67 wrote:

dbackjon wrote:
Yes, and I know where you live, when you foolishly sent me a package containing fine liquors with your return address on it.

You should have taken a lesson from AZGRIZ - when he sent me something, it was from the retailer.

(Hell, just head to C. Creek and look for the Escalade being driven by the white guy...how hard can that be? )

dbackjon wrote:The only reason I have not forwarded your address to my minions is that I have not finished the bottle of scotch yet.

Twas my old office address...when your minions arrive, all they will find is a engineering consultant's office that employs a receptionist with HUH-YOUGE melons. And I mean HUGE! Nor is she chunky...looks like she's around 140, and 40 of that is in the bra. I still have to stop by there occasionally to pick up mail that didn't get forwarded, and every time I go in, I tell myself I'm not going to take a peek or stare...but it's like a moth and a light...it's instinctive...no way to stop it...

Being a travelinman...I reside at one of three residences...and will soon be leaving a permanent "overnight" bag at a fourth...

...and oh, God, is she worth it...

Those melons are part of my minions

dbackjon wrote:

travelinman67 wrote:
(Hell, just head to C. Creek and look for the Escalade being driven by the white guy...how hard can that be? )



Twas my old office address...when your minions arrive, all they will find is a engineering consultant's office that employs a receptionist with HUH-YOUGE melons. And I mean HUGE! Nor is she chunky...looks like she's around 140, and 40 of that is in the bra. I still have to stop by there occasionally to pick up mail that didn't get forwarded, and every time I go in, I tell myself I'm not going to take a peek or stare...but it's like a moth and a light...it's instinctive...no way to stop it...

Being a travelinman...I reside at one of three residences...and will soon be leaving a permanent "overnight" bag at a fourth...

...and oh, God, is she worth it...

Those melons are part of my minions

Exploding melons?



Much like Ursus's email about the "blow up doll"...

travelinman67 wrote:

dbackjon wrote:
Those melons are part of my minions

Exploding melons?



Much like Ursus's email about the "blow up doll"...

One contains a camera, the other an audio recording device.

dbackjon wrote:

travelinman67 wrote:
Exploding melons?



Much like Ursus's email about the "blow up doll"...

One contains a camera, the other an audio recording device.

Trust me...you're not going to find "any intelligence" that way...

...although, you might be able to determine how many cavities I have.

travelinman67 wrote:

dbackjon wrote:
One contains a camera, the other an audio recording device.

Trust me...you're not going to find "any intelligence" that way...

...although, you might be able to determine how many cavities I have.

If you bite down on the left nipple you will get a surprise. Or was it the right nipple??? Well one will give you something tasty the other one will give you some poison.

I think I may have tiddy fugged a camera, and an audio recording device. Oh well, I got mine.

I heard boobs! What is this thread about?