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Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:16 pm
by Cap'n Cat
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:23 pm
by AZGrizFan
What, now we can't look at porn? Jesus. The Nanny State complex has taken complete control of you.
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:32 pm
by Cap'n Cat
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:46 pm
by clenz
It's because the liberals can't afford internet thus no porn....
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:52 pm
by Gil Dobie
If you listened to Conks in the first place, this wouldn't come as such a big surprise to you

Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:54 pm
by clenz
I would also add I don't like pasty white girls getting rammed by black dudes.
I enjoy the latina's.
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:17 pm
by Cap'n Cat
clenz wrote:I would also add I don't like pasty white girls getting rammed by black dudes.
I enjoy the latina's.
I don't give a fvck.
Wish they coulda broke it down by genre. I bet Conks had a large showing in the gay subset, too.
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:20 pm
by clenz
So you don't give a fuck what porn I would watch, but you want it broke down by subject?
I realize you think you are king shit, but you can't have it both ways.
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:23 pm
by Gil Dobie
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:25 pm
by Cap'n Cat
clenz wrote:So you don't give a [*]f**k what porn I would watch, but you want it broke down by subject?
I realize you think you are king shit, but you can't have it both ways.
Yo, Hostile Boy, knee jerk on the other site.
And, I
am King Shit, mothafvcka.
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:27 pm
by Gil Dobie
clenz wrote:So you don't give a [*]f**k what porn I would watch, but you want it broke down by subject?
I realize you think you are king shit, but you can't have it both ways.
He's a good shit, and a Cap'n, not a king.

Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:28 pm
by AZGrizFan
Cap'n Cat wrote:clenz wrote:So you don't give a [*]f**k what porn I would watch, but you want it broke down by subject?
I realize you think you are king shit, but you can't have it both ways.
Yo, Hostile Boy, knee jerk on the other site.
And, I
am King Shit, mothafvcka.
Take your meds and go beat off in the corner. Quit disturbing the adults.
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:29 pm
by Cap'n Cat
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:30 pm
by Cap'n Cat
Closed circuit to clenz: I'm just being mouthy. Don't take offense.
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:31 pm
by AZGrizFan
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:33 pm
by Cap'n Cat
You're the 89Hen of this site.

Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:37 pm
by AZGrizFan
Cap'n Cat wrote:
You're the 89Hen of this site.

Thanks. I take that as a compliment.

Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:47 pm
by clenz
Cap'n Cat wrote:Closed circuit to clenz: I'm just being mouthy. Don't take offense.
I know enough of you from Panthernaion, and that other site, to know better.
I was attempting to be mouthy, but I'm not very good at it. I'm just jealous I never get to hear these magical voicemails of the greatest Panther to ever grace the dome turf giggling like a little girl.
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:56 pm
by travelinman67
Cap, I'd be a bit cautionary about that study. I was reading the subscription rate per 1000 based upon zip code BILLING data...
SLC, Utah has one of, if not the largest, prepaid credit card processing centers in the U.S. I've had to deal with them for my kids. Everytime you go into a Supermarket or minimart and see those prepaid credit cards, if you look up the "contact" address/phone, the address comes back to the "issuing" processing center, the one I had to deal with, Only1 Visa...P.O. Box 71402 Salt Lake City, UT 84171...is actually a large processing center that handles a number of different prepaid credit card brand names...Only1, UltraVX, PayXone, VIP Select, First Vineyard, iPower Visa, ValorCard, InFusion, BuyRight, WiredPlastic, and (my personal favorite) NMBAAdvantagecard (no, not MNBA, nmba...cute, huh?).
Anyway, people also often use the 84171 zip code (SLC main post office) as the contact for donations. If you research political contributions, as was done with all the Obama "anonymous" contributions that Congress pressured the FEC and AG to ignore, you'll find a high number of them will list that zip code...i.e., they were made with prepaid credit cards.
As for Mississippi...THAT one doesn't surprise me...
...hell, I'll bet 90% of the broadband subscribers in Oxford alone have subsciptions...

Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:24 pm
by Wedgebuster
No, I believe Utah is perved out all the way, they dreamed up and sold that white slavery scam, they fuck little girls in the name of religion, and the porn store on interstate 80 just across the line in Evanston, Wy is one of the busiest in the nation. So is the liquor store right near it.
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:47 pm
by SunCoastBlueHen
Along the same lines - when I lived in the Bob Jones University, Furman, Christian, bible beltin' town of Greenville, SC - I was amazed at how many strip clubs that smallish town supported.

Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:56 pm
by travelinman67
Wedgebuster wrote:No, I believe Utah is perved out all the way, they dreamed up and sold that white slavery scam, they [*]f**k little girls in the name of religion, and the porn store on interstate 80 just across the line in Evanston, Wy is one of the busiest in the nation. So is the liquor store right near it.
Yes, yes, yes...I know Wedgebuster. And they're all members of the LDS Church undoubtedly.
D1B shoulda said earlier...
D1B = Catholic Church
Tman = Global Warming
Wedgebuster = LDS Church
I don't really trust folks in the LDS Church, but I've never run across any (non-jack mormons) who regularly violated their doctrine, and I know/met/have worked with quite a few. Sure there are "jack mormons"...many of them American Indian and Islanders who come in via missionary recruitment, and yes, many of them I know drink, etc... but rarely of the "non-jack" type.
Hell, if I lived in some of those towns, like Orem/Provo,...as a non-mormon, I'd probably be drinking and checking out porn too...what else is there to do? Kinda hard to find a bar to get hooked up.
Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:04 pm
by Wedgebuster
Nuttin' like the deep burning itch
of a suppressed throbbing rusty root
juice carbuncle shrouded in guilt
and shame being expelled
at the very split second of total
spiritual and emotional fission
with a click of the mouse
in their own little house.
Nobody to tell
I won't go to hell
It's between Jesus and me

Re: Online Porn: Conservatives Are Biggest Consumers
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:09 pm
by travelinman67
Wedgebuster wrote:Nuttin' like the deep burning itch
of a suppressed throbbing rusty root
juice carbuncle shrouded in guilt
and shame being expelled
at the very split second of total
spiritual and emotional fission
with a click of the mouse
in their own little house.
Nobody to tell
I won't go to hell
It's between Jesus and me

Vodka...
...huh?