26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

[Chizzang]

Seriously...
If were still wondering "Just how dumb are Americans..?"
please see here:
Over a quarter of Americans believe God will decide who wins the Super Bowl

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[kalm]

Truth. Believing God has helped you win or your team win is truly silly.

That being said…I REALLY need God to have one or two of the quarters end in Seahwaks 3 Pats 0 or 5 and 4 for our 100 skittle board.

[Chizzang]

Truth. Believing God has helped you win or your team win is truly silly.

That being said…I REALLY need God to have one or two of the quarters end in Seahwaks 3 Pats 0 or 5 and 4 for our 100 skittle board.

I've got God working for me on Seattle ending the game with a 21..!!! Come on Jeezus

[93henfan]

Jesus loves me. This I know.

[Pwns]

I once beat the original Tecmo Bowl on NES with Minnesota. Divine intervention is the only explanation I have for stopping Bo Jackson and Marcus Allen with Minnesota's slow defense.

[HI54UNI]

I prayed that God would open up the stadium floor and drop all the Patriots and Seahawks into a bottomless pit.

Or that Justin Timberlake would show up and show us Katy Perry's boobs.

There is no God.

[Ivytalk]

God decided that Pete Carroll deserved an Almighty Boning.

[travelinman67]

I prayed that God would open up the stadium floor and drop all the Patriots and Seahawks into a bottomless pit.

Or that Justin Timberlake would show up and show us Katy Perry's boobs.

There is no God.

You too?

[Wedgebuster]

God made Rupert Murdoch, Rupert Murdoch made Fox News, Fox News told America Iraq did the 9/11 attacks, and God told George W Bush when it was "Mission Accomplished".

Over 80% of those polled who normally get their news from God (Fox News) still know it was Hussein that planned the whole thing, and that George W hunted him down and had him hung.

God really doesn't have a football team because of all the different factions claiming to be God's team, he leaves all that up to Glenn Beck.

[clenz]

There must not be a god.

According to Seattle fans Russelll Wilson is Jesus reincarnated. God wouldn't let Jesus have a Tim Tebow stat line and throw a game losing pick in the end-zone in the last minute of the game.

At least Tebow won games with that kind of stat line

[YoUDeeMan]

God gives people health problems and anger issues. Then he saves them...temporarily, but they often remain simple minded, unhealthy, angry douches.

[andy7171]

My high school coach once told my team my sophomore year when someone attempted to lead a pre-game prayer, "God has a lot more things to deal with than a high school football game, we know what we have to do"

It's stuck with me as sound advice.

[Gil Dobie]

Everybody know the G at the center of Lambeau field stands for God's Team.

[andy7171]

"Greatness"

[CAA Flagship]

Google

[bandl]

GRAMBLING FOR ALL THIRST

[CAA Flagship]

Gash

[bandl]

Gunch

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Giselle

[Chizzang]

Giselle

Love this picture...!!!

[Grizalltheway]

Where's the kid he left Bridget Moynahan with?

[YoUDeeMan]

Where's the kid he left Bridget Moynahan with?

Probably hanging out with some thuggish Seattle players.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Giselle

Love this picture...!!!

Why anyone thinks that skank is hot I have no idea, Brady was an idiot to leave Moynahan, she is SOOO much hotter.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Oh, and everyone knows it is Belichick that decides who wins the Superbowl, he is just that good at what he does.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

Where's the kid he left Bridget Moynahan with?

Probably fucking all the girls in his 4th grade class..................