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Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:12 pm
by 93henfan
Just some niggra boys seeking out and killing a random white man walking his dog. Another day in America. Nothing to see here. Haven't seen Sharpton or Holder yet. #whitelivesdontmatter
The three Overbook boys, armed with a gun and fresh from a game of basketball, searched for their target, police said.

It was 8:30 p.m. on a Thursday night. The boys - ages 14, 15 and 15 - first eyed a man and his dog.

Then Jim Stuhlman appeared on the 6400 block of Woodcrest Avenue with his labradoodle named Molly.

Stuhlman, 51, was older than the first man. And Molly, the boys later told police, looked "weak or soft."

There was a brief struggle. Stuhlman, married and a father of a young daughter, pleaded for his life. He was shot once in the chest.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20150 ... alker.html

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:19 pm
by andy7171
And I hope the system is racist enough to charge them as adults.

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:27 pm
by 93henfan
I'm glad that the strict gun laws kept this white thug from carrying a gun and possibly hurting these poor, young urban negros. #blacklivesmatter

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:32 pm
by 93henfan
I really hope the evil cops don't bloody the face of the fugitive negro when they arrest him. That would be terrible and worthy of protests. #dontmakeblackfacesbleedwhenarresting

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:34 pm
by 93henfan
I wonder if the white thug really had his hands up? #donttrustwhitey

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:35 pm
by kalm
Well...he WAS walking a labradoodle.

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:36 pm
by 93henfan
#gaydogsmatter

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:38 pm
by 93henfan
Are white people allowed to loot? Andy, what stores are we going to hit? Rite Aid? McDonalds? Let's not think this through. Perhaps we should just burn down our own neighborhoods?

That'll show 'em!

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:42 pm
by kalm
93henfan wrote:Are white people allowed to loot? Andy, what stores are we going to hit? Rite Aid? McDonalds? Let's not think this through. Perhaps we should just burn down our own neighborhoods?

That'll show 'em!
You dumbshit! You loot Urban Outfitters, the Gap, and Starbucks. That's how we roll.

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:42 pm
by houndawg
kalm wrote:Well...he WAS walking a labradoodle.
:mrgreen: ... my first thought too...

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:42 pm
by kalm
93henfan wrote:#gaydogsmatter
This made me laugh.

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:44 pm
by 93henfan
kalm wrote:
93henfan wrote:Are white people allowed to loot? Andy, what stores are we going to hit? Rite Aid? McDonalds? Let's not think this through. Perhaps we should just burn down our own neighborhoods?

That'll show 'em!
You dumbshit! You loot Urban Outfitters, the Gap, and Starbucks. That's how we roll.
Mein neger!

But then we burn down our own neighborhoods, right?

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:46 pm
by kalm
93henfan wrote:
kalm wrote:
You dumbshit! You loot Urban Outfitters, the Gap, and Starbucks. That's how we roll.
Mein neger!

But then we burn down our own neighborhoods, right?
Sigh...alright.

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:49 pm
by Grizalltheway
93henfan wrote:
kalm wrote:
You dumbshit! You loot Urban Outfitters, the Gap, and Starbucks. That's how we roll.
Mein neger!

But then we burn down our own neighborhoods, right?
Insurance fraud? How very white of you!

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:49 pm
by 93henfan
Maybe I'm overeager, but I really hate the farmer down the lane. He looks so happy. But the fucker won't look so happy when I LIGHT UP HIS FUCKING BARN!!!

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:53 pm
by D1B
The children are innocent till proven guilty in America, guys.

Let's be patient and wait for the whole story to develope.

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:56 pm
by 93henfan
D1B wrote:The children are innocent till proven guilty in America, guys.

Let's be patient and wait for the whole story to develope.
Exactly! There is reasonable doubt. Who knows? That creepy ass cracker might have looked at them funny or something. Maybe the dog shit on the sidewalk and he didn't pick it up?

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:06 pm
by D1B
93henfan wrote:
D1B wrote:The children are innocent till proven guilty in America, guys.

Let's be patient and wait for the whole story to develope.
Exactly! There is reasonable doubt. Who knows? That creepy ass cracker might have looked at them funny or something. Maybe the dog shit on the sidewalk and he didn't pick it up?
Or maybe he had a gun himself or called them the N word.

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:14 pm
by 93henfan
D1B wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Exactly! There is reasonable doubt. Who knows? That creepy ass cracker might have looked at them funny or something. Maybe the dog shit on the sidewalk and he didn't pick it up?
Or maybe he had a gun himself or called them the N word.
Nope, no gun. And calling somebody a name isn't grounds for murder, last I checked.

Maybe he offerd them a job?

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:25 pm
by Chizzang
is this a HATE crime..?

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:27 pm
by Wedgebuster
What the f**k is stwrong with labradoodles?

:suspicious:

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:28 pm
by kalm
Wedgebuster wrote:What the f**k is stwrong with labradoodles?

:suspicious:
Nothing. They're kind of like slutty dresses.

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:47 pm
by D1B
93henfan wrote:
D1B wrote:
Or maybe he had a gun himself or called them the N word.
Nope, no gun. And calling somebody a name isn't grounds for murder, last I checked.

Maybe he offerd them a job?
Well, we'll see.

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:48 pm
by andy7171
D1B wrote:The children are innocent till proven guilty in America, guys.

Let's be patient and wait for the whole story to develope.
Fuck that. If they can't get the indictment. I want it to go to trial so the defense can ask questions.

Re: Won't Be On The National Evening News

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2015 6:15 pm
by YoUDeeMan
Wedgebuster wrote:What the f**k is stwrong with labradoodles?

:suspicious:
They don't eat three racist punks on sight?






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