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Cap'n Cat is in love!

Sharp, hot, friendly, humorous, LIBERAL!!!

I think I developed epilepsy after looking at all of that.

You do know she's lesbian, right?

I wouldn't fuck her with Ann Coulter's dick.

bench wrote:I wouldn't fuck her with Ann Coulter's dick.

I'd pay to watch that, but I wouldn't touch her with Bench's unit.

AZGrizFan wrote:

bench wrote:I wouldn't fuck her with Ann Coulter's dick.

I'd pay to watch that, but I wouldn't touch her with Bench's unit.

How much do you think your fellow CS'ers would pay to see you on top of that – our very own Tom Fucker, card-carrying conservative, Barry Goldwater's baby boy, captain of the good ship Freedom with the facial hair of fifteen-year-old, awkwardly throwing the meat to a frumpy, liberal lesbian KD Lang impersonator? Five hundred dollars? A thousand?

She's no dummy--was a Rhodes scholar and has degrees in public policy and a doctorate of philosophy in political science.

http://pics.livejournal.com/rawbery79/pic/00atcr24

I've got more Rach-a-licious gifs for you Cap'n, but TinyPic is being a beyotch, and it's late, so I'll try to get to them later.

I wouldn't hit it.

Lesbian, liberal AND a genius!

Holy Christ!

Purple For Life wrote:

Did you sneak a Mary Lou Retton one in there?

UNI88 wrote:

Purple For Life wrote:

Did you sneak a Mary Lou Retton one in there?

Nope, that's Rachel!

she likes fake dicks, not real ones...

Purple For Life wrote:

UNI88 wrote:
Did you sneak a Mary Lou Retton one in there?

Nope, that's Rachel!

By no means is she hotter than you, BTW, Miss Becca!

I don't find her attractive, outwardly or inwardly, at all.

clenz wrote:I don't find her attractive, outwardly or inwardly, at all.

Think she:

A. Leaves it full bush
B. Cursorily trims it
C. Hitler moustache
D. Baby's ass bald

????


I say she's carryin' full foliage.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

clenz wrote:I don't find her attractive, outwardly or inwardly, at all.

Think she:

A. Leaves it full bush
B. Cursorily trims it
C. Hitler moustache
D. Baby's ass bald

????


I say she's carryin' full foliage.

I would be shocked if it is anything other than a full shrubbery.

clenz wrote:

I say she's carryin' full foliage.

I would be shocked if it is anything other than a full shrubbery.[/quote]


Thinks she sports an ass beard, too?

Cap'n Cat wrote:

clenz wrote:I don't find her attractive, outwardly or inwardly, at all.

Think she:

A. Leaves it full bush
B. Cursorily trims it
C. Hitler moustache
D. Baby's ass bald

????


I say she's carryin' full foliage.

An intricately shaved circle with a cross below it?

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Purple For Life wrote:
Nope, that's Rachel!

By no means is she hotter than you, BTW, Miss Becca!

Aw, shucks...she IS cute though. I dug up some links related to articles on her:
http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_p ... hel+maddow

I wouldn't hit it, but I would be interested to see how she looked if she had longer hair. I think that may be part of the problem for me.

bench wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
I'd pay to watch that, but I wouldn't touch her with Bench's unit.

How much do you think your fellow CS'ers would pay to see you on top of that – our very own Tom Fucker, card-carrying conservative, Barry Goldwater's baby boy, captain of the good ship Freedom with the facial hair of fifteen-year-old, awkwardly throwing the meat to a frumpy, liberal lesbian KD Lang impersonator? Five hundred dollars? A thousand?

You get to fifteen hundred and we got ourselves a deal. A man's got his price, Benchy.

I much prefer Robin Meade.

ASUMountaineer wrote:I much prefer Robin Meade.

mmmmmmm.....


She told me she preferred me to you, however.

It's been bugging the crap out of me who tf Maddow looks like and then it finally hit me -
Peyton Manning!