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If you are in a restaurant, theater or mall and somebody starts shooting people, what would YOU do?

Get out of the building. I'm not going to have a fire fight in a crowed building.

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:If you are in a restaurant, theater or mall and somebody starts shooting people, what would YOU do?

I bet this fantasy plays through your head at least ten times a day

But to answer your question, make off with free donuts

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I hit the ground. Makes sure my family is safe. And figure out my next move. Usually these fuckers are little fucking nerds and can be easily over taken physically. Then I'd beat the fuckers head in until it didn't move.

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:If you are in a restaurant, theater or mall and somebody starts shooting people, what would YOU do?

Get low. That the safest place when bullets are flying.

Oh, you want to hear this: pull out my side arm (which is only good at a close range) and smoke that fool.

andy7171 wrote:I hit the ground. Makes sure my family is safe. And figure out my next move. Usually these fuckers are little fucking nerds and can be easily over taken physically. Then I'd beat the fuckers head in until it didn't move.

This.

Look around where you are...l'll bet there are at least a half dozen items that can be used as lethal weapons. Run at them. Knock them down. Kill them.

Absent a head shot you'll have about 4.7 seconds before losing consciousness. Eyes, then carotid.

So, ya'll are carrying a concealed weapon and NONE of you would pull it and shoot back?

What the FUCK are you carrying for then?

Alpha, I wouldn't hesitate, as long as I had a clear shot.

travelinman67 wrote:

andy7171 wrote:I hit the ground. Makes sure my family is safe. And figure out my next move. Usually these fuckers are little fucking nerds and can be easily over taken physically. Then I'd beat the fuckers head in until it didn't move.

This.

Look around where you are...l'll bet there are at least a half dozen items that can be used as lethal weapons. Run at them. Knock them down. Kill them.

Absent a head shot you'll have about 4.7 seconds before losing consciousness. Eyes, then carotid.

This is a better answer.

AZGrizFan wrote:So, ya'll are carrying a concealed weapon and NONE of you would pull it and shoot back?

What the FUCK are you carrying for then?

Alpha, I wouldn't hesitate, as long as I had a clear shot.

Real world, I don't carry a gun so I'd get down and make sure my family was then safe. Then, with the chance, attack with whatever I can get my hands on.


Then, once the adrenaline wanes I'd piss myself. Maybe even poop my pants.

If I'm at a restaurant, I would finish my pizza first.
If I'm at a theater... Wait, what movie is playing?
If I'm at a mall, I would let him shoot me for being at a mall.

Ibanez wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:So, ya'll are carrying a concealed weapon and NONE of you would pull it and shoot back?

What the FUCK are you carrying for then?

Alpha, I wouldn't hesitate, as long as I had a clear shot.

Real world, I don't carry a gun so I'd get down and make sure my family was then safe. Then, with the chance, attack with whatever I can get my hands on.


Then, once the adrenaline wanes I'd piss myself. Maybe even poop my pants.

I completely misread (or read into) alpha's question....I thought he was asking if you were ARMED and someone started shooting....


Carry on....

This sort of thing happens to me a lot and this is my go to move.

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:If you are in a restaurant, theater or mall and somebody starts shooting people, what would YOU do?

Ha..!!!
Your dream come true scenario Alpha
after your done jacking off during the shootout - what NEXT... a quiet smoke ..?

The last 5 responses are all quality. Nice work gentleman.

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:If you are in a restaurant, theater or mall and somebody starts shooting people, what would YOU do?

Whole lot of depends..
-Am I by myself? (Don't have wife or kids)
-Can I see him or am I just hearing shots out of sight? Can I see what he is armed with? Handgun? If long gun is it a rifle or shotgun?
-Where am I at in relation to shooter (I'm assuming 1)? In front, behind, to the side? Has he seen me?
-What is my cover & concealment?
-What is my escape route?

I get shot because of evil gun control laws.

Chizzang wrote:

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:If you are in a restaurant, theater or mall and somebody starts shooting people, what would YOU do?

Ha..!!!
Your dream come true scenario Alpha
after your done jacking off during the shootout - what NEXT... a quiet smoke ..?

Don't be an idiot bad cleets, you have no idea what I would do in a situation like this plus I don't smoke..........

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:

Chizzang wrote:
Ha..!!!
Your dream come true scenario Alpha
after your done jacking off during the shootout - what NEXT... a quiet smoke ..?

Don't be an idiot bad cleets, you have no idea what I would do in a situation like this plus I don't smoke..........

I think you do cuz bcleets just got fucking smoked!

BDKJMU wrote:

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:If you are in a restaurant, theater or mall and somebody starts shooting people, what would YOU do?

Whole lot of depends..
-Am I by myself? (Don't have wife or kids)
-Can I see him or am I just hearing shots out of sight? Can I see what he is armed with? Handgun? If long gun is it a rifle or shotgun?
-Where am I at in relation to shooter (I'm assuming 1)? In front, behind, to the side? Has he seen me?
-What is my cover & concealment?
-What is my escape route?

Nope, BDKUNT.

For you, and you only:

1.Stand up
2. Raise your arms
3. Declare yourself the leader and tell everyone how your going defuse the situation

Works every time.

Hide behind a fat chick.

93henfan wrote:Hide behind a fat chick.

Oh, so CID1990 is in the Mall as well.

Obviously grab your loved ones and head for the best cover your can hoping to God there is not another Ammosexual in the building creating crossfire.

93henfan wrote:Hide behind a fat chick.

Alphagriz is a chick?

Brock Landers wrote:

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:If you are in a restaurant, theater or mall and somebody starts shooting people, what would YOU do?

I bet this fantasy plays through your head at least ten times a day

lol