Dear Iowegians,
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Dear Iowegians,
Why can't you have normal primary elections? WTF is a caucus? Why are you so difficult? It's like you all have clenzy hardheadedness.
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Re: Dear Iowegians,
This won't help.
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Re: Dear Iowegians,
Pronounced cock-ass. Sounds aprobo for a state of corn, cows, pigs, chickens, and muddy water.andy7171 wrote:Why can't you have normal primary elections? WTF is a caucus? Why are you so difficult? It's like you all have clenzy hardheadedness.
Re: Dear Iowegians,
It's not, but you know that.Wedgebuster wrote:Pronounced cock-ass. Sounds aprobo for a state of corn, cows, pigs, chickens, and muddy water.andy7171 wrote:Why can't you have normal primary elections? WTF is a caucus? Why are you so difficult? It's like you all have clenzy hardheadedness.
Re: Dear Iowegians,
I'm not registered to either party. I'm not allowed to go.andy7171 wrote:Why can't you have normal primary elections? WTF is a caucus? Why are you so difficult? It's like you all have clenzy hardheadedness.
I don't know how/why it works like it does.
I just want the adds to stop.
98% of commercials in Iowa from now until November are political ads.
Watching TV last night it went
Trump
Clinton
Sanders
Car commercial
Cruz
Next commercial break was
Bush
PAC against Trump
Clinton
Car dealership
PAC for Cruz
That's pretty much all it is.
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Re: Dear Iowegians,
The only thing worse than political ads, radio or tv, is political ads from a different state. I hate driving around in the DMV during election time. Fuck Virginia! (sorry 89hen)clenz wrote:I'm not registered to either party. I'm not allowed to go.andy7171 wrote:Why can't you have normal primary elections? WTF is a caucus? Why are you so difficult? It's like you all have clenzy hardheadedness.
I don't know how/why it works like it does.
I just want the adds to stop.
98% of commercials in Iowa from now until November are political ads.
Watching TV last night it went
Trump
Clinton
Sanders
Car commercial
Cruz
Next commercial break was
Bush
PAC against Trump
Clinton
Car dealership
PAC for Cruz
That's pretty much all it is.
"Elaine, you're from Baltimore, right?"
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"Yes, well, Towson actually."
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Re: Dear Iowegians,
No. The worst commercials are for ED or low testosterone.andy7171 wrote:The only thing worse than political ads, radio or tv, is political ads from a different state. I hate driving around in the DMV during election time. Fuck Virginia! (sorry 89hen)clenz wrote: I'm not registered to either party. I'm not allowed to go.
I don't know how/why it works like it does.
I just want the adds to stop.
98% of commercials in Iowa from now until November are political ads.
Watching TV last night it went
Trump
Clinton
Sanders
Car commercial
Cruz
Next commercial break was
Bush
PAC against Trump
Clinton
Car dealership
PAC for Cruz
That's pretty much all it is.

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Re: Dear Iowegians,
Im not a fan of the little blue pill alternative ads when watching tv with my parents.
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Re: Dear Iowegians,
andy7171 wrote:Im not a fan of the little blue pill alternative ads when watching tv with my parents.

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Re: Dear Iowegians,
FIFYandy7171 wrote:Im not a fan of the little blue pill alternative ads when watching porn with my parents and kids.
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Re: Dear Iowegians,
Or those "sex hurts after menopause!" ones.andy7171 wrote:Im not a fan of the little blue pill alternative ads when watching tv with my parents.


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Re: Dear Iowegians,
No shit.Grizalltheway wrote:Or those "sex hurts after menopause!" ones.andy7171 wrote:Im not a fan of the little blue pill alternative ads when watching tv with my parents.![]()

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Re: Dear Iowegians,
WTF do I care how it feels?Grizalltheway wrote:Or those "sex hurts after menopause!" ones.andy7171 wrote:Im not a fan of the little blue pill alternative ads when watching tv with my parents.![]()
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Re: Dear Iowegians,
I thought you were going to say the only thing worse than political ads was Car Dealership ads...andy7171 wrote:The only thing worse than political ads, radio or tv, is political ads from a different state. I hate driving around in the DMV during election time. Fuck Virginia! (sorry 89hen)clenz wrote:98% of commercials in Iowa from now until November are political ads.
Watching TV last night it went
Trump
Clinton
Sanders
Car commercial
Cruz
Next commercial break was
Bush
PAC against Trump
Clinton
Car dealership
PAC for Cruz
That's pretty much all it is.

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Re: Dear Iowegians,
I'm hopeful that this will be the last time we are first and that we can just switch to the normal primary in June. I'm sick of this shit.....
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Re: Dear Iowegians,
Exactly. Women will bitch about anything.andy7171 wrote:WTF do I care how it feels?Grizalltheway wrote:
Or those "sex hurts after menopause!" ones.![]()
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Re: Dear Iowegians,
You know this from experience?Grizalltheway wrote:Exactly. Women will bitch about anything.andy7171 wrote: WTF do I care how it feels?

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Re: Dear Iowegians,
Well like, yeah, if I don't clean my room or take out the trash, my mom just turns into a raging cunt.CAA Flagship wrote:You know this from experience?Grizalltheway wrote:
Exactly. Women will bitch about anything.
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Re: Dear Iowegians,
Grizalltheway wrote:Well like, yeah, if I don't clean my room or take out the trash, my mom just turns into a raging cunt.CAA Flagship wrote: You know this from experience?


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Re: Dear Iowegians,
Grizalltheway wrote:Well like, yeah, if I don't clean my room or take out the trash, my mom just turns into a raging cunt.CAA Flagship wrote: You know this from experience?


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Re: Dear Iowegians,
Moms...amirite?Grizalltheway wrote:Well like, yeah, if I don't clean my room or take out the trash, my mom just turns into a raging cunt.CAA Flagship wrote: You know this from experience?
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Re: Dear Iowegians,
This year has convinced me that the major parties shouldn't have caucuses OR primaries. They should just have committee meetings among people in State Party Executive Committees and select candidates so that reasonably rational people are selecting the candidates.
What we are seeing this year is a reasonable possibility that we could have Donald Trump vs. Bernie Sanders. Probably not but it's not beyond the realm of possibility. And Donald Trump is particularly possible.
The primary voter types have amply demonstrated that they can't be trusted to select reasonable candidates.
What we are seeing this year is a reasonable possibility that we could have Donald Trump vs. Bernie Sanders. Probably not but it's not beyond the realm of possibility. And Donald Trump is particularly possible.
The primary voter types have amply demonstrated that they can't be trusted to select reasonable candidates.
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Re: Dear Iowegians,
Kind of like how the Dem elites have been trying to protect Hillary and guarantee her the nomination? Or around here the only people dumb enough to serve on the central committee are the wingnut evangels that only care about gay marriage and abortion. No thanks.JohnStOnge wrote:This year has convinced me that the major parties shouldn't have caucuses OR primaries. They should just have committee meetings among people in State Party Executive Committees and select candidates so that reasonably rational people are selecting the candidates.
What we are seeing this year is a reasonable possibility that we could have Donald Trump vs. Bernie Sanders. Probably not but it's not beyond the realm of possibility. And Donald Trump is particularly possible.
The primary voter types have amply demonstrated that they can't be trusted to select reasonable candidates.

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Re: Dear Iowegians,
This post was brought to you by JSO'S wife.JohnStOnge wrote:This year has convinced me that the major parties shouldn't have caucuses OR primaries. They should just have committee meetings among people in State Party Executive Committees and select candidates so that reasonably rational people are selecting the candidates.
What we are seeing this year is a reasonable possibility that we could have Donald Trump vs. Bernie Sanders. Probably not but it's not beyond the realm of possibility. And Donald Trump is particularly possible.
The primary voter types have amply demonstrated that they can't be trusted to select reasonable candidates.