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Free Snickers and Red Bull axed! They're also requesting residents pay in US dollars and letting prisoners go if they can pony up $500.

http://mobile.philly.com/news/nation_wo ... w=redesign

So $500 springs Julian? But I was planning to use that for Alex and Jon's couples mani-pedi as a wedding gift - what to do what to do...

Rob Iola wrote:So $500 springs Julian? But I was planning to use that for Alex and Jon's couples mani-pedi as a wedding gift - what to do what to do...

Julian's porn collection may be more appealing to you than Jon and Alex's collection. Just something to think about.

Rob Iola wrote:So $500 springs Julian? But I was planning to use that for Alex and Jon's couples mani-pedi as a wedding gift - what to do what to do...

What greater gift could you give them than having D and Julian at their wedding? You know in your heart what's right.

They obviously need to cut taxes.

I see they still can afford all those Toyota Hiluxes...

BDKJMU wrote:I see they still can afford all those Toyota Hiluxes...

I drive a Hilux Surf (aka 4Runner in the US).

ISIS is willing to make the tough decisions and cut their budget, unlike our leaders in DC. Maybe we should let the terrorists win...

I'm glad they're using the currency of Great Satan.

Ibanez wrote:I'm glad they're using the currency of Great Satan.

As well as the candy bars and energy drinks of said demon.

Likely watching American porn too.

93henfan wrote:

BDKJMU wrote:I see they still can afford all those Toyota Hiluxes...

I drive a Hilux Surf (aka 4Runner in the US).

The Hilux is the truck version of the Fortuner - another non-US market Toyota SUV - and a pretty good one but I dont like the look. I have a 2009 4Runner and Asian mechanics look at it with this look of confusion on their faces just before they say they have to special order parts for it when they realize they can't sub Hilux or Fortuner parts on it

I wonder what else they're willing to cut off?

bandl wrote:I wonder what else they're willing to cut off?

You should go find out. Pack an orange jump suit, because it's hot there, and it's easy to get lost. Ask around for the Allahu Snackbar and somebody will get you where you need to go.

93henfan wrote:

bandl wrote:I wonder what else they're willing to cut off?

You should go find out. Pack an orange jump suit, because it's hot there, and it's easy to get lost. Ask around for the Allahu Snackbar and somebody will get you where you need to go.

Eh, I don't speak the language very well. They'll probably end up sending me two places at once.

bandl wrote:

93henfan wrote:
You should go find out. Pack an orange jump suit, because it's hot there, and it's easy to get lost. Ask around for the Allahu Snackbar and somebody will get you where you need to go.

Eh, I don't speak the language very well. They'll probably end up sending me two places at once.

Well, it wouldn't be anything to lose your head over. Just show them your US passport and they'll know you're a very important person.

93henfan wrote:

Ibanez wrote:I'm glad they're using the currency of Great Satan.

As well as the candy bars and energy drinks of said demon.

Likely watching American porn too.

I started a thread a few months ago about their finances. It's interesting to see what they value and desire, like American cars and chocolate.