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Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:18 pm
by Chizzang
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:35 pm
by andy7171
I changed my mind on gay marriage based on conversations I've had on a football message board.

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:50 pm
by YoUDeeMan
andy7171 wrote:I changed my mind on gay marriage based on conversations I've had on a football message board.
So you aren't going to marry another guy anymore? :suspicious:

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 3:52 pm
by AZGrizFan
So, I spend the past week abusing chizzang in various threads about speaking in absolutes, and what does this fucker do? Starts an ENTIRE thread with an absolute in the title....

You are one rebellious motherfucker, chizzy.

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 4:09 pm
by Chizzang
Just doing my best...


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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 8:19 pm
by kalm
"My one true religion is kindness"

(I posted that once and it really pussed off Joltin Joe :lol: )

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:16 pm
by Chizzang
kalm wrote:"My one true religion is kindness"

(I posted that once and it really pussed off Joltin Joe :lol: )
That ^ is some master troll work... but
I was looking to get one Tuna here with this thread and ended up getting the wrong one
F+cking AZ spoiling my fishing expedition as usual (Bastard)


:ohno:

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:26 pm
by AZGrizFan
Chizzang wrote:
kalm wrote:"My one true religion is kindness"

(I posted that once and it really pussed off Joltin Joe :lol: )
That ^ is some master troll work... but
I was looking to get one Tuna here with this thread and ended up getting the wrong one
F+cking AZ spoiling my fishing expedition as usual (Bastard)


:ohno:
:lol: :lol:

You're welcome, honey. :thumb:

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:58 pm
by CID1990
The boards resident smug prick posts a photo of the World Grand Wizzerd of smug pricks

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Mon Feb 29, 2016 11:20 pm
by Skjellyfetti
Saint Augustine said that in the 4th century. This has been a part of the Christian tradition longer than fundamentalism.
http://chem.tufts.edu/science/Stear-NoA ... ustine.htm


Cleetz, you're a fundamentalist atheist who argues against fundamentalist Christianity (hardly a difficult task).

Fundamentalist Christianity is a new concept and movement that came out of the Enlightenment and Scientific Revolution that tried to put religion within the realm of science. It led people like Isaac Newton to try to develop proofs of God's existence. It led Ussher to try to calculate the exact date that God created the Earth using the Bible. Etc.

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:21 am
by Chizzang
Skjellyfetti wrote:Saint Augustine said that in the 4th century. This has been a part of the Christian tradition longer than fundamentalism.
http://chem.tufts.edu/science/Stear-NoA ... ustine.htm


Cleetz, you're a fundamentalist atheist who argues against fundamentalist Christianity (hardly a difficult task).

Fundamentalist Christianity is a new concept and movement that came out of the Enlightenment and Scientific Revolution that tried to put religion within the realm of science. It led people like Isaac Newton to try to develop proofs of God's existence. It led Ussher to try to calculate the exact date that God created the Earth using the Bible. Etc.
Jelly,
How could I be an Atheist if I believe there might very well be a god..?
In fact I think God is probably the single most important idea in the whole of human history
The only Gods I'm prepared to dismiss are Bronze Age and Iron Age
The rest are up for serious discussion

You however, are an insufferable ankle biting mental chihuahua...
And of all the fish I was looking to snag you aren't exactly what I was looking for

I got Moby Dick (AZ) and a guppy (Jelly)
Neither, was I capable of landing, with the gear I brought on this expedition

:ohno:

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:01 am
by CitadelGrad
Chizzang wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:Saint Augustine said that in the 4th century. This has been a part of the Christian tradition longer than fundamentalism.
http://chem.tufts.edu/science/Stear-NoA ... ustine.htm


Cleetz, you're a fundamentalist atheist who argues against fundamentalist Christianity (hardly a difficult task).

Fundamentalist Christianity is a new concept and movement that came out of the Enlightenment and Scientific Revolution that tried to put religion within the realm of science. It led people like Isaac Newton to try to develop proofs of God's existence. It led Ussher to try to calculate the exact date that God created the Earth using the Bible. Etc.
Jelly,
How could I be an Atheist if I believe there might very well be a god..?
In fact I think God is probably the single most important idea in the whole of human history
The only Gods I'm prepared to dismiss are Bronze Age and Iron Age
The rest are up for serious discussion

You however, are an insufferable ankle biting mental chihuahua...
And of all the fish I was looking to snag you aren't exactly what I was looking for


I got Moby Dick (AZ) and a guppy (Jelly)
Neither, was I capable of landing, with the gear I brought on this expedition

:ohno:
It seems you've changed your mind, based on newer evidence. I once called AnalJelly an idiot and you were quick to defend his keen intellect.

I'm glad to see you've come around.

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:31 am
by BDKJMU
Allahu Akbar?

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:14 am
by kalm
BDKJMU wrote:Allahu Akbar?
Dips es grande?

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:17 am
by CID1990
Chizzang wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:Saint Augustine said that in the 4th century. This has been a part of the Christian tradition longer than fundamentalism.
http://chem.tufts.edu/science/Stear-NoA ... ustine.htm


Cleetz, you're a fundamentalist atheist who argues against fundamentalist Christianity (hardly a difficult task).

Fundamentalist Christianity is a new concept and movement that came out of the Enlightenment and Scientific Revolution that tried to put religion within the realm of science. It led people like Isaac Newton to try to develop proofs of God's existence. It led Ussher to try to calculate the exact date that God created the Earth using the Bible. Etc.
Jelly,
How could I be an Atheist if I believe there might very well be a god..?
In fact I think God is probably the single most important idea in the whole of human history
The only Gods I'm prepared to dismiss are Bronze Age and Iron Age
The rest are up for serious discussion

You however, are an insufferable ankle biting mental chihuahua...
And of all the fish I was looking to snag you aren't exactly what I was looking for

I got Moby Dick (AZ) and a guppy (Jelly)
Neither, was I capable of landing, with the gear I brought on this expedition

:ohno:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I have a new addition to my sig line

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 7:11 am
by CAA Flagship
kalm wrote:
BDKJMU wrote:Allahu Akbar?
Dips es grande?
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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 7:23 am
by kalm
CAA Flagship wrote:
kalm wrote:
Dips es grande?
Image
:lol:

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 7:52 am
by YoUDeeMan
Skjellyfetti wrote: It led Ussher to try to calculate the exact date that God created the Earth using the Bible. Etc.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGu6v2OjW8s[/youtube]


OK, I was looking for an Usher video, but the ones I found were crap (they are probably all crap...I don't really know) this video was on the side. Song is crap...but the video is wonderful. :nod:

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:46 am
by Ivytalk
Chizzang wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:Saint Augustine said that in the 4th century. This has been a part of the Christian tradition longer than fundamentalism.
http://chem.tufts.edu/science/Stear-NoA ... ustine.htm


Cleetz, you're a fundamentalist atheist who argues against fundamentalist Christianity (hardly a difficult task).

Fundamentalist Christianity is a new concept and movement that came out of the Enlightenment and Scientific Revolution that tried to put religion within the realm of science. It led people like Isaac Newton to try to develop proofs of God's existence. It led Ussher to try to calculate the exact date that God created the Earth using the Bible. Etc.
Jelly,
How could I be an Atheist if I believe there might very well be a god..?
In fact I think God is probably the single most important idea in the whole of human history
The only Gods I'm prepared to dismiss are Bronze Age and Iron Age
The rest are up for serious discussion

You however, are an insufferable ankle biting mental chihuahua...
And of all the fish I was looking to snag you aren't exactly what I was looking for

I got Moby Dick (AZ) and a guppy (Jelly)
Neither, was I capable of landing, with the gear I brought on this expedition

:ohno:
When was the last time you set foot in a church for any reason? And did you respect your surroundings? :?

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 9:58 am
by Chizzang
Ivytalk wrote: When was the last time you set foot in a church for any reason? And did you respect your surroundings? :?
Now that is an excellent question Ivy...
Usually lawyers only ask questions you already know the answer to
(which also might be the case here)

1) At weddings - so every few years or so
2) Also

There's a Church in Capitol Hill Seattle neighborhood about 10 minutes from my place
Me and the girlfriend love that Church - it is truly wonderful
In the summertime it has a large telescope set up on the back property
We go there and look at Saturn (which is awesome) and other fun star stuff




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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 10:21 am
by GOD
You nonbelievers will have to sit down and rethink your stance on religion after Trump wins the next election. That is why I sent Donald to you.

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:12 am
by 89Hen
What strikes me as funny as I can't think of a time any of us religious guys have tried to impose our religion on anyone here, but the non-religious guys do it all the time under the guise of saving people from religion. :suspicious:

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:18 am
by kalm
GOD wrote:You nonbelievers will have to sit down and rethink your stance on religion after Trump wins the next election. That is why I sent Donald to you.
I like celebrating in your church.

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Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:20 am
by kalm
89Hen wrote:What strikes me as funny as I can't think of a time any of us religious guys have tried to impose our religion on anyone here, but the non-religious guys do it all the time under the guise of saving people from religion. :suspicious:
We're evangelical like that. :mrgreen:

Re: Things you'll never hear a Christian say...

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 11:20 am
by Grizalltheway
Quit sucking up to God with Canadian rock formations, hoser!