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Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:00 pm
by Ivytalk

Re: Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 4:12 pm
by 93henfan
Ivytalk wrote:Have we got a deal for you!

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/peoplean ... vi-BBqcYHP

:mrgreen:
Too much for no water frontage and what appears to be no water access either. Fuck that. May as well buy in Montana.

Re: Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 4:28 pm
by Grizalltheway
93henfan wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:Have we got a deal for you!

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/peoplean ... vi-BBqcYHP

:mrgreen:
Too much for no water frontage and what appears to be no water access either. Fuck that. May as well buy in Montana.
Damn right! This baby is mine when I hit the next mega-lotto. I'll have to hire bandle's Mexicans to do something about the algae blooms, though.

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Re: Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:02 pm
by CAA Flagship
Grizalltheway wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Too much for no water frontage and what appears to be no water access either. Fuck that. May as well buy in Montana.
Damn right! This baby is mine when I hit the next mega-lotto. I'll have to hire bandle's Mexicans to do something about the algae blooms, though.

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:tothehand: Probably on well water and septic system. :ohno:

Re: Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:16 pm
by Grizalltheway
Would your prefer an outhouse?

Re: Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:20 pm
by 93henfan
No surfable waves. No dice.

Re: Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:56 pm
by Grizalltheway
I don't know why you guys are bitching. I already called dibs on the place. :?

Re: Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 5:57 pm
by CAA Flagship
Grizalltheway wrote:Would your prefer an outhouse?
No. A quality public water and sewer system would be nice though.
No maintenance for water supply and no downtime in a power outage.
And your shit leaves the property in less than 60 seconds. :thumb:

Re: Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 7:32 pm
by Grizalltheway
CAA Flagship wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:Would your prefer an outhouse?
No. A quality public water and sewer system would be nice though.
No maintenance for water supply and no downtime in a power outage.
And your shit leaves the property in less than 60 seconds. :thumb:
You really need to get back in the engineering game and quit ruining my fantasies. :ohno:

Re: Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2016 8:25 pm
by kalm
CAA Flagship wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:Would your prefer an outhouse?
No. A quality public water and sewer system would be nice though.
No maintenance for water supply and no downtime in a power outage.
And your shit leaves the property in less than 60 seconds. :thumb:
A diet of budlight and crappy pizza will do that.

Re: Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 10:54 am
by Baldy
93henfan wrote:No surfable waves. No dice.
If it ain't on the sea, it's just a house sitting next to a mud puddle. :tothehand:

Re: Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:28 am
by Ivytalk
Baldy wrote:
93henfan wrote:No surfable waves. No dice.
If it ain't on the sea, it's just a house sitting next to a mud puddle. :tothehand:
Well, that's the Hamptons for you: lots of dough for a zip code away from the beach. Blankfein strikes me as the spray-tan type, anyway.

Re: Hey, Klam, Need a Beach House?

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:32 am
by Baldy
Ivytalk wrote:
Baldy wrote: If it ain't on the sea, it's just a house sitting next to a mud puddle. :tothehand:
Well, that's the Hamptons for you: lots of dough for a zip code away from the beach. Blankfein strikes me as the spray-tan type, anyway.
Well, he is a Donk after all. :nod: