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BREAKING: LITTLE MARCO FINALLY WINS SOMETHING

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:57 pm
by 93henfan
DC loves the little guy!
Florida Sen. Marco Rubio edged out Ohio Governor John Kasich Saturday in the District’s Republican primary in which voters waited in line as much as two hours to cast ballots in one of the most significant such GOP contests here in years.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc ... ge%2Fstory

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Re: BREAKING: LITTLE MARCO FINALLY WINS SOMETHING

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:13 pm
by Ivytalk
I didn't know DC had any Republicans.

Re: BREAKING: LITTLE MARCO FINALLY WINS SOMETHING

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:16 pm
by 93henfan
Ivytalk wrote:I didn't know DC had any Republicans.
Neither did the polling place. That's why it took them two hours to get set up so those dozen poor bastards could vote.

In other news...
Earlier Saturday, Hillary Clinton won the first-ever Northern Mariana Islands Democratic caucuses, according to final results from the local Democratic Party. Cruz, meanwhile, picked up a delegate in Guam, but the territory's other five delegates remain uncommitted.

In the Northern Mariana Islands, Clinton received 102 total votes (54%), compared to 65 votes for Bernie Sanders (34%). An additional 22 votes were cast for "uncommitted."
There are several what-the-fucks in that quote. I don't even know where to begin. :lol:

Re: RE: Re: BREAKING: LITTLE MARCO FINALLY WINS SOMETHING

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 10:28 pm
by DSUrocks07
93henfan wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:I didn't know DC had any Republicans.
Neither did the polling place. That's why it took them two hours to get set up so those dozen poor bastards could vote.

In other news...
Earlier Saturday, Hillary Clinton won the first-ever Northern Mariana Islands Democratic caucuses, according to final results from the local Democratic Party. Cruz, meanwhile, picked up a delegate in Guam, but the territory's other five delegates remain uncommitted.

In the Northern Mariana Islands, Clinton received 102 total votes (54%), compared to 65 votes for Bernie Sanders (34%). An additional 22 votes were cast for "uncommitted."
There are several what-the-fucks in that quote. I don't even know where to begin. :lol:
I'll start.

You mean I can actually vote for "uncommitted"?

This changes everything.

Re: BREAKING: LITTLE MARCO FINALLY WINS SOMETHING

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 3:17 am
by BDKJMU
93henfan wrote:DC loves the little guy!
Florida Sen. Marco Rubio edged out Ohio Governor John Kasich Saturday in the District’s Republican primary in which voters waited in line as much as two hours to cast ballots in one of the most significant such GOP contests here in years.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc ... ge%2Fstory

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In fairness to Little Marco, you might not have been paying attention, but he did win Minnesota and Puerto Rico.

Re: RE: Re: BREAKING: LITTLE MARCO FINALLY WINS SOMETHING

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 5:44 am
by CAA Flagship
DSUrocks07 wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Neither did the polling place. That's why it took them two hours to get set up so those dozen poor bastards could vote.

In other news...



There are several what-the-fucks in that quote. I don't even know where to begin. :lol:
I'll start.

You mean I can actually vote for "uncommitted"?

This changes everything.
Caucus. You just refuse to leave the middle of the room.

Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: BREAKING: LITTLE MARCO FINALLY WINS SOMETHING

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2016 5:53 am
by DSUrocks07
CAA Flagship wrote:
DSUrocks07 wrote: I'll start.

You mean I can actually vote for "uncommitted"?

This changes everything.
Caucus. You just refuse to leave the middle of the room.
There should be caucuses in every state, you literally don't have to do anything except show up.