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93henfan wrote:Bros. I don't know jack about that state, but that must be the mythical Spokanistan.

kalm wrote:Dude, haven't you been paying attention? We're the most sensible state in the union! Guns, weed, Richard Shermans, and wizards...all welcome here.

kalm wrote:And interactive map explains us well. What you need to know is guns, radiation, wine, hops, Aplets and Cotlets, and National Championships come from the right side of the state.

93henfan wrote:Do not (I repeat DO NOT!!!) watch the video in the CNN story of this unless you want to see a fat, hairy, Pakistani belly with a dirty navel and a superficial hatchet wound. Achmood (or whatever his silly name is) just whips it out for the camera. WTF!?!

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Rob Iola wrote:

93henfan wrote:Do not (I repeat DO NOT!!!) watch the video in the CNN story of this unless you want to see a fat, hairy, Pakistani belly with a dirty navel and a superficial hatchet wound. Achmood (or whatever his silly name is) just whips it out for the camera. WTF!?!

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Likewise, do NOT click on the HRC link in the Onion. You've been warned. I'm not even going to post the link, because I really really really mean it...

kalm wrote:

93henfan wrote:Bros. I don't know jack about that state, but that must be the mythical Spokanistan.

Pullman and all the Wazzu frat boys.

Spokanistan is Craig T. Nelson

93henfan wrote:

Rob Iola wrote: Likewise, do NOT click on the HRC link in the Onion. You've been warned. I'm not even going to post the link, because I really really really mean it...

Too late. It was on here somewhere yesterday.

Chizzang wrote:FYI other people who live far away...
Sometimes I wonder if Washington State is the only adult state in the union
The rest of the country run their states like petulant juvenile ding-bats

I live in Redmond:
and withing 15 miles of me there are probably 6 indoor tactical shooting ranges
One of them (Hilariously) is right next to a Hot Yoga and Meditation Place
and across the street from a Hipster coffee joint



You can get whatever the hell you want in Washington...

dbackjon wrote:

Chizzang wrote:FYI other people who live far away...
Sometimes I wonder if Washington State is the only adult state in the union
The rest of the country run their states like petulant juvenile ding-bats

I live in Redmond:
and withing 15 miles of me there are probably 6 indoor tactical shooting ranges
One of them (Hilariously) is right next to a Hot Yoga and Meditation Place
and across the street from a Hipster coffee joint



You can get whatever the hell you want in Washington...

Can you get What-a-burger in Washington?

Chizzang wrote:

dbackjon wrote:
Can you get What-a-burger in Washington?

No Jon it's called DICKS

dbackjon wrote:

Chizzang wrote:
No Jon it's called DICKS

I can get dicks anywhere

dbackjon wrote:

Chizzang wrote:
No Jon it's called DICKS

I can get dicks anywhere

Chizzang wrote:FYI other people who live far away...
Sometimes I wonder if Washington State is the only adult state in the union
The rest of the country run their states like petulant juvenile ding-bats

I live in Redmond:
and withing 15 miles of me there are probably 6 indoor tactical shooting ranges
One of them (Hilariously) is right next to a Hot Yoga and Meditation Place
and across the street from a Hipster coffee joint



You can get whatever the hell you want in Washington...

SeattleGriz wrote:

Chizzang wrote:FYI other people who live far away...
Sometimes I wonder if Washington State is the only adult state in the union
The rest of the country run their states like petulant juvenile ding-bats

I live in Redmond:
and withing 15 miles of me there are probably 6 indoor tactical shooting ranges
One of them (Hilariously) is right next to a Hot Yoga and Meditation Place
and across the street from a Hipster coffee joint



You can get whatever the hell you want in Washington...

Seattle police are seeking the public’s help in identifying a suspected serial masturbator who publicly pleasures himself while disguising his identity with a makeshift ninja outfit.

Cops first learned of the masked pervert in January, after a woman called 911 to report that a man was “masturbating outside the front door of her home.” Cops responding to the scene were unable to locate the suspect.

Last month, a night vision camera outside the woman’s residence recorded the suspect again pleasuring himself next to the front door. As seen above and below, the surveillance images--which captured the masked masturbator in the act--show him dressed head-to-toe in dark clothing (the night vision camera makes dark colors appear white).

As seen above, the suspect was wearing a pair of rubberized five toe shoes.

Baldy wrote:

SeattleGriz wrote:

Cleetus at your front door?

Police Need Your Help In Capturing "Masked Masturbator" Who Is Targeting Seattle Residence

Seattle police are seeking the public’s help in identifying a suspected serial masturbator who publicly pleasures himself while disguising his identity with a makeshift ninja outfit.

Cops first learned of the masked pervert in January, after a woman called 911 to report that a man was “masturbating outside the front door of her home.” Cops responding to the scene were unable to locate the suspect.

Last month, a night vision camera outside the woman’s residence recorded the suspect again pleasuring himself next to the front door. As seen above and below, the surveillance images--which captured the masked masturbator in the act--show him dressed head-to-toe in dark clothing (the night vision camera makes dark colors appear white).

As seen above, the suspect was wearing a pair of rubberized five toe shoes.

Rubberized five toe shoes have got Chizzy's name all over it.

dbackjon wrote:Hmm - kalm, Gatw and Jizzang into bags of dicks.

Who knew?