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Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:29 pm
by Chizzang
European corporate tax havens... come crashing down
The trouble with doing business in America is we change too much corporate tax
But the piper has come calling back
“They put as much energy into tax avoidance policies as they did into industrial design,”
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-a ... D=ref_fark
Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 4:38 am
by CAA Flagship
Chizzang wrote:European corporate tax havens... come crashing down
The trouble with doing business in America is we change too much corporate tax
But the piper has come calling back
“They put as much energy into tax avoidance policies as they did into industrial design,”
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-a ... D=ref_fark
*charge
And we do.

Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:54 am
by kalm
CAA Flagship wrote:Chizzang wrote:European corporate tax havens... come crashing down
The trouble with doing business in America is we change too much corporate tax
But the piper has come calling back
“They put as much energy into tax avoidance policies as they did into industrial design,”
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-a ... D=ref_fark
*charge
And we do.

Not enough to pay the bills Mr. Fiscal Conservative.
I love this shit.
America...wait...I thought they were paying you the taxes...
Europe...well we thought they were paying YOU!
Ireland...We don't really care if we're paid taxes.
Why are tax codes so complicated? You'd think they were written by people who benefit from complicated tax codes or something.
The obvious problem is that corporations love infrastructure, subsidies, AND tax breaks. It's what they're suppose to do. It's not their concern that countries build up massive debt and fail to maintain infrastructure.
Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 7:18 am
by CAA Flagship
kalm wrote:CAA Flagship wrote:
*charge
And we do.

Not enough to pay the bills Mr. Fiscal Conservative.
I love this shit.
America...wait...I thought they were paying you the taxes...
Europe...well we thought they were paying YOU!
Ireland...We don't really care if we're paid taxes.
Why are tax codes so complicated? You'd think they were written by people who benefit from complicated tax codes or something.
The obvious problem is that corporations love infrastructure, subsidies, AND tax breaks. It's what they're suppose to do. It's not their concern that countries build up massive debt and fail to maintain infrastructure.
I'm not sure where you are going with this.

Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 8:33 am
by GannonFan
kalm wrote:CAA Flagship wrote:
*charge
And we do.

Not enough to pay the bills Mr. Fiscal Conservative.
I love this ****.
America...wait...I thought they were paying you the taxes...
Europe...well we thought they were paying YOU!
Ireland...We don't really care if we're paid taxes.
Why are tax codes so complicated? You'd think they were written by people who benefit from complicated tax codes or something.
The obvious problem is that corporations love infrastructure, subsidies, AND tax breaks. It's what they're suppose to do. It's not their concern that countries build up massive debt and fail to maintain infrastructure.
It's not the corporations that are responsible for the debt management or the infrastructure maintenance of individual states and nations. That's the job of individual states and nations.
It's not as if Apple was doing anything nefarious or secretive here. Everyone knew that Ireland was purposely collecting at a much lower tax rate that their fellows elsewhere in the EU or in the US, and both the EU and the US knew that.
If you don't like the people writing the laws then vote them out. If the next people write poor laws or if they are too affected by the corporations that benefit by how the laws are written then vote them out. It's not a terribly difficult idea, it's just that voters tend not to be very reliable or diligent.
Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:30 am
by Chizzang
Regardless of who's supposed to pay what and who's evil or whatever... It's still hilarious
Apple created a fake business with zero employees in Ireland and figured they were set
The EU is starting to crack down on the Ireland loop hole
and stands to collect billions from a whole slew of corporations
Where will they hide their businesses next..?
Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:32 am
by CAA Flagship
Chizzang wrote:
Where will they hide their businesses next..?
Under Hillary's moo moo.

Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:59 am
by GannonFan
Chizzang wrote:Regardless of who's supposed to pay what and who's evil or whatever... It's still hilarious
Apple created a fake business with zero employees in Ireland and figured they were set
The EU is starting to crack down on the Ireland loop hole
and stands to collect billions from a whole slew of corporations
Where will they hide their businesses next..?
In London. You have heard about the Brexit, no?
Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:37 am
by Grizalltheway
GannonFan wrote:Chizzang wrote:Regardless of who's supposed to pay what and who's evil or whatever... It's still hilarious
Apple created a fake business with zero employees in Ireland and figured they were set
The EU is starting to crack down on the Ireland loop hole
and stands to collect billions from a whole slew of corporations
Where will they hide their businesses next..?
In London. You have heard about the Brexit, no?
Yeah, is that ever going to actually happen?

Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:33 pm
by GrizFanStuckInUtah
CAA Flagship wrote:Chizzang wrote:
Where will they hide their businesses next..?
Under Hillary's moo moo.

They don't need anything that big to hide.
My only other question is, will apple users have to pay 3x as much now for their products as they are worth instead of 2x?

Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:38 pm
by kalm
GannonFan wrote:kalm wrote:
Not enough to pay the bills Mr. Fiscal Conservative.
I love this ****.
America...wait...I thought they were paying you the taxes...
Europe...well we thought they were paying YOU!
Ireland...We don't really care if we're paid taxes.
Why are tax codes so complicated? You'd think they were written by people who benefit from complicated tax codes or something.
The obvious problem is that corporations love infrastructure, subsidies, AND tax breaks. It's what they're suppose to do. It's not their concern that countries build up massive debt and fail to maintain infrastructure.
It's not the corporations that are responsible for the debt management or the infrastructure maintenance of individual states and nations. That's the job of individual states and nations.
It's not as if Apple was doing anything nefarious or secretive here. Everyone knew that Ireland was purposely collecting at a much lower tax rate that their fellows elsewhere in the EU or in the US, and both the EU and the US knew that.
If you don't like the people writing the laws then vote them out. If the next people write poor laws or if they are too affected by the corporations that benefit by how the laws are written then vote them out. It's not a terribly difficult idea, it's just that voters tend not to be very reliable or diligent.
All true.
Corporations used to be required to serve a public interest.

Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:53 pm
by CAA Flagship
GrizFanStuckInUtah wrote:CAA Flagship wrote:
Under Hillary's moo moo.

They don't need anything that big to hide.
My only other question is, will apple users have to pay 3x as much now for their products as they are worth instead of 2x?

Yes, but not because of taxation. It's to pay for the Clinton fundraising.
Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:08 pm
by GrizFanStuckInUtah
CAA Flagship wrote:GrizFanStuckInUtah wrote:
They don't need anything that big to hide.
My only other question is, will apple users have to pay 3x as much now for their products as they are worth instead of 2x?

Yes, but not because of taxation. It's to pay for the Clinton fundraising.
The next question will be what to drive........prius or subaru?

Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:14 pm
by HI54UNI
GrizFanStuckInUtah wrote:CAA Flagship wrote:
Yes, but not because of taxation. It's to pay for the Clinton fundraising.
The next question will be what to drive........prius or subaru?

That's easy to answer. Are you a pussy or a lesbian?
Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:31 pm
by Ibanez
HI54UNI wrote:GrizFanStuckInUtah wrote:
The next question will be what to drive........prius or subaru?

That's easy to answer. Are you a pussy or a lesbian?
that's a trick question.
Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:47 pm
by DSUrocks07
My question is will the hardcore, tolerant, Starbucks drinking, Steve Jobs idolizing, college liberals bury their heads in the sand on this?
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Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:26 pm
by Chizzang
DSUrocks07 wrote:My question is will the hardcore, tolerant, Starbucks drinking, Steve Jobs idolizing, college liberals bury their heads in the sand on this?
'Bury their heads in the sand on what exactly..?
Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:46 pm
by kalm
Chizzang wrote:DSUrocks07 wrote:My question is will the hardcore, tolerant, Starbucks drinking, Steve Jobs idolizing, college liberals bury their heads in the sand on this?
'Bury their heads in the sand on what exactly..?
Theoretically they should be anti globalization. I'm guessing DSUrocks is anticipating their hypocrisy here.
It's similar to my snarky reply about fiscal responsibility. You can be anti-corporate taxes but when they once represented 33% of tax revenues and now represent 9% while personal taxes also shrunk and spending increased, you just ain't all that fiscally responsible.
Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:51 pm
by CAA Flagship
GrizFanStuckInUtah wrote:CAA Flagship wrote:
Yes, but not because of taxation. It's to pay for the Clinton fundraising.
The next question will be what to drive........prius or subaru?

Walk to keep dignity.
Re: RE: Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:52 pm
by DSUrocks07
Chizzang wrote:DSUrocks07 wrote:My question is will the hardcore, tolerant, Starbucks drinking, Steve Jobs idolizing, college liberals bury their heads in the sand on this?
'Bury their heads in the sand on what exactly..?
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Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:52 pm
by CAA Flagship
Ibanez wrote:HI54UNI wrote:
That's easy to answer. Are you a pussy or a lesbian?
that's a trick question.
You are what you eat.
Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:53 pm
by CID1990
Chizzang wrote:Regardless of who's supposed to pay what and who's evil or whatever... It's still hilarious
Apple created a fake business with zero employees in Ireland and figured they were set
The EU is starting to crack down on the Ireland loop hole
and stands to collect billions from a whole slew of corporations
Where will they hide their businesses next..?
The really funny part is the upper echelon at Apple is almost certainly a bunch of repugnant liberals who probably nod along with the ither gazillionaires who say they need to pay higher taxes
oh wait... i know how they rationalize it...
corporations arent people!!!! only people should pay taxes or something
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Re: RE: Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:54 pm
by DSUrocks07
kalm wrote:Chizzang wrote:
'Bury their heads in the sand on what exactly..?
Theoretically they should be anti globalization.
I'm guessing DSUrocks is anticipating their hypocrisy here.
It's similar to my snarky reply about fiscal responsibility. You can be anti-corporate taxes but when they once represented 33% of tax revenues and now represent 9% while personal taxes also shrunk and spending increased, you just ain't all that fiscally responsible.
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Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 4:41 pm
by Ibanez
CAA Flagship wrote:Ibanez wrote: that's a trick question.
You are what you eat.
That explains why i'm an asshole...but why are you such a dick?
Re: RE: Re: Apple meets EU tax collector... (Hilarity ensues)
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:51 pm
by Chizzang
DSUrocks07 wrote:Chizzang wrote:
'Bury their heads in the sand on what exactly..?
So cartoons are reality..?
