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What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:19 am
by 89Hen
I think just about everyone has one "conspiracy" they believe may be true. Could be JFK, global warming, that Cleets actually went to college...

For me, it's all the dead people surrounding the Clintons. There are just too many strange deaths that are very closely linked to that couple. From Vince Foster to Shawn Lucas. Too many to be coincidence.

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:30 am
by 93henfan
How were they able to rig up all that dynamite in those towers in a city of 8 million people with nobody noticing and then make tens of thousands of eyewitnesses believe they saw and heard three planes in two cities when all it really was was computer generated graphics on TV?

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:32 am
by andy7171
I agree with the Clinton death toll, but I really enjoy and believe in the alien shit. Or maybe, I just want to.

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:37 am
by 89Hen
andy7171 wrote:I agree with the Clinton death toll, but I really enjoy and believe in the alien shit. Or maybe, I just want to.
The only part of the alien thing that makes me skeptical of their existence is that we should have been publicly visited by now. Kind of like my problem with time travel... it can't exist. If it did, somebody from the future would have spilled the beans or effed up somewhere making it known.

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:42 am
by 93henfan
89Hen wrote:
andy7171 wrote:I agree with the Clinton death toll, but I really enjoy and believe in the alien shit. Or maybe, I just want to.
The only part of the alien thing that makes me skeptical of their existence is that we should have been publicly visited by now. Kind of like my problem with time travel... it can't exist. If it did, somebody from the future would have spilled the beans or effed up somewhere making it known.
Bro, the time travelers know this and are very careful not to reveal themselves as the evolved reptilian invaders that they are. Why do you think they meet in some woods north of San Francisco next to a GIANT FUCKING OWL?!?

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:42 am
by andy7171
89Hen wrote:
andy7171 wrote:I agree with the Clinton death toll, but I really enjoy and believe in the alien shit. Or maybe, I just want to.
The only part of the alien thing that makes me skeptical of their existence is that we should have been publicly visited by now. Kind of like my problem with time travel... it can't exist. If it did, somebody from the future would have spilled the beans or effed up somewhere making it known.
The Clintons are too careful to allow that to get out to the public.

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:43 am
by andy7171
93henfan wrote:
89Hen wrote: The only part of the alien thing that makes me skeptical of their existence is that we should have been publicly visited by now. Kind of like my problem with time travel... it can't exist. If it did, somebody from the future would have spilled the beans or effed up somewhere making it known.
Bro, the time travelers know this and are very careful not to reveal themselves as the evolved reptilian invaders that they are. Why do you think they meet in some woods north of San Francisco next to a GIANT FUCKING OWL?!?
Are you saying Nixon was an alien???? Why didn't he turn back into one while laying in repose?

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:43 am
by 93henfan
andy7171 wrote:
89Hen wrote: The only part of the alien thing that makes me skeptical of their existence is that we should have been publicly visited by now. Kind of like my problem with time travel... it can't exist. If it did, somebody from the future would have spilled the beans or effed up somewhere making it known.
The Clintons are too careful to allow that to get out to the public.
THANK YOU! I'm glad somebody else understands this.

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:44 am
by 93henfan
andy7171 wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Bro, the time travelers know this and are very careful not to reveal themselves as the evolved reptilian invaders that they are. Why do you think they meet in some woods north of San Francisco next to a GIANT FUCKING OWL?!?
Are you saying Nixon was an alien???? Why didn't he turn back into one while laying in repose?
That wasn't his body.

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:49 am
by andy7171
93henfan wrote:
andy7171 wrote: Are you saying Nixon was an alien???? Why didn't he turn back into one while laying in repose?
That wasn't his body.
Well, I'll be!

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Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:55 am
by Ivytalk
The cover-up of the Roswell, NM aliens. 8-)

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:59 am
by Ibanez
89Hen wrote:
andy7171 wrote:I agree with the Clinton death toll, but I really enjoy and believe in the alien shit. Or maybe, I just want to.
The only part of the alien thing that makes me skeptical of their existence is that we should have been publicly visited by now. Kind of like my problem with time travel... it can't exist. If it did, somebody from the future would have spilled the beans or effed up somewhere making it known.
Theologically, you can only travel to another time that has the ability. So, if time travel is invented tomorrow, then Sept 10, 2016 is the earliest you ever be able to go back in time to. In other words, you can't travel in time to a specific point in time when the ability to time travel didn't exist.

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:01 am
by Ibanez
andy7171 wrote:I agree with the Clinton death toll, but I really enjoy and believe in the alien shit. Or maybe, I just want to.
Aliens. I'm not sure if it's a conspiracy theory, but I tend to believe in the existence of other life forms not from this planet.

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:29 am
by ASUG8
Ibanez wrote:
andy7171 wrote:I agree with the Clinton death toll, but I really enjoy and believe in the alien shit. Or maybe, I just want to.
Aliens. I'm not sure if it's a conspiracy theory, but I tend to believe in the existence of other life forms not from this planet.
I'm with Andy, Ivy, and Ibby on this one. I think it's a bit arrogant to thing in this universe of billions and billions of stars that our puny little pale blue dot is the only one harboring any life. Conversely, I'm not sure what here would draw and keep the attention of other intelligent beings......

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:38 am
by bandl
How in the hell do planes REALLY fly? Aerodynamics is a myth.

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:45 am
by andy7171
bandl wrote:How in the hell do planes REALLY fly? Aerodynamics is a myth.
You inbred fuck! It's LIFT!

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:47 am
by bandl
andy7171 wrote:
bandl wrote:How in the hell do planes REALLY fly? Aerodynamics is a myth.
You inbred fuck! It's LIFT!
That's what they want you to believe, Shrek! You fell for the oldest trick in the book! My god you're such an ignorant twat!

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:49 am
by 89Hen
Ibanez wrote:
89Hen wrote: The only part of the alien thing that makes me skeptical of their existence is that we should have been publicly visited by now. Kind of like my problem with time travel... it can't exist. If it did, somebody from the future would have spilled the beans or effed up somewhere making it known.
Theologically, you can only travel to another time that has the ability. So, if time travel is invented tomorrow, then Sept 10, 2016 is the earliest you ever be able to go back in time to. In other words, you can't travel in time to a specific point in time when the ability to time travel didn't exist.
:suspicious:

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:50 am
by bandl
Ibanez wrote:
89Hen wrote: The only part of the alien thing that makes me skeptical of their existence is that we should have been publicly visited by now. Kind of like my problem with time travel... it can't exist. If it did, somebody from the future would have spilled the beans or effed up somewhere making it known.
Theologically, you can only travel to another time that has the ability. So, if time travel is invented tomorrow, then Sept 10, 2016 is the earliest you ever be able to go back in time to. In other words, you can't travel in time to a specific point in time when the ability to time travel didn't exist.
Wassup, OSBF.....

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:50 am
by andy7171
bandl wrote:
andy7171 wrote: You inbred fuck! It's LIFT!
That's what they want you to believe, Shrek! You fell for the oldest trick in the book! My god you're such an ignorant twat!
Then what? Turtles?

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:52 am
by bandl
andy7171 wrote:
bandl wrote: That's what they want you to believe, Shrek! You fell for the oldest trick in the book! My god you're such an ignorant twat!
Then what? Tubes?
Magnets and vacuums :wall:

Seriously, how hard is that to figure out?? :suspicious:

SUCH. A. SHEEP.

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:53 am
by GannonFan
Ibanez wrote:
89Hen wrote: The only part of the alien thing that makes me skeptical of their existence is that we should have been publicly visited by now. Kind of like my problem with time travel... it can't exist. If it did, somebody from the future would have spilled the beans or effed up somewhere making it known.
Theologically, you can only travel to another time that has the ability. So, if time travel is invented tomorrow, then Sept 10, 2016 is the earliest you ever be able to go back in time to. In other words, you can't travel in time to a specific point in time when the ability to time travel didn't exist.
Huh? I would've been fine if you went with the infinite universes idea, but I just don't go with your theory. Sci Fi has taught us otherwise. :thumb:

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:53 am
by 93henfan
Ibanez wrote:
89Hen wrote: The only part of the alien thing that makes me skeptical of their existence is that we should have been publicly visited by now. Kind of like my problem with time travel... it can't exist. If it did, somebody from the future would have spilled the beans or effed up somewhere making it known.
Theologically, you can only travel to another time that has the ability. So, if time travel is invented tomorrow, then Sept 10, 2016 is the earliest you ever be able to go back in time to. In other words, you can't travel in time to a specific point in time when the ability to time travel didn't exist.
Not true. The laws of physics (including time, space, and relativity) for this universe have existed since, well, the beginning of this universe. You should be able to travel all the way back to when this science experiment started. And I heard the giant kid who started it looks like Andy, but his parents named him God Damn.

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 11:56 am
by 93henfan
Ibanez wrote:
andy7171 wrote:I agree with the Clinton death toll, but I really enjoy and believe in the alien shit. Or maybe, I just want to.
Aliens. I'm not sure if it's a conspiracy theory, but I tend to believe in the existence of other life forms not from this planet.
To think that life doesn't exist elsewhere in this vast universe is extremely naive. Now if it is intelligent in a way that is comprehensible to us, that is a whole different question.

Re: What's your Spandos secret?

Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:01 pm
by andy7171
93henfan wrote:
Ibanez wrote: Theologically, you can only travel to another time that has the ability. So, if time travel is invented tomorrow, then Sept 10, 2016 is the earliest you ever be able to go back in time to. In other words, you can't travel in time to a specific point in time when the ability to time travel didn't exist.
Not true. The laws of physics (including time, space, and relativity) for this universe have existed since, well, the beginning of this universe. You should be able to travel all the way back to when this science experiment started. And I heard the giant kid who started it looks like Andy, but his parents named him God Damn.
MOTHER FUCKER!