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So I had to attend an informational meeting for my oldest's traffic safety class. There were around 50 parents and kids in the room. The instructor was wearing a sport coat and slacks and closely resembled this guy from Up in Smoke:



Right out of the gates he starts lecturing about "Target Zero", the goal of that "Governor over in Olympia" who wants to reduce traffic fatalities down to zero. The governor evidently "likes the Europeans" and their drivers licensing laws...a point brought up repeatedly throughout the night. {I really wanted to quote him as saying "them Europeans" there but that would be hyperbole.)

Anyhoo...he goes on to repeatedly blame downtown Seattle voters, the European thinking governor, and most notably Google, Tesla, and Ford who WILL, within the next year, push to move the legal driving age to 25, restrict teenage driving to daylight hours, and make the entire process of obtaining a license including the class and associated fees around $5,000 in an effort to convert us all into using automated cars for the sake of reducing traffic deaths to zero and looking more like Europe (he really did mention the governor's affinity for Europe numerous times...I'm not joking).

So you heard it here first, folks. It's on it's way. And the only thing between you and the governor over in Olympia, Downtown Seattle, Europeans, and the impending invasion of automated car use is the smart voters of Eastern Washington!

Seattle can't be stopped...
Legal marijuana, Bike lanes on EVERY street, a trolley system, a solar panel initiative for homeowners...

Restaurants brewing their own beer
$5.00 tax on a pack of cigarettes

and now this...



plus Seattle has part filipino part Mexican part Iranian part Dutch girls all rolled into one...
And they look like this

Chizzang wrote: plus Seattle has part filipino part Mexican part Iranian part Dutch girls all rolled into one...
And they look like this

She's a lesbian. What good is she to any of us?

CAA Flagship wrote:

Chizzang wrote: plus Seattle has part filipino part Mexican part Iranian part Dutch girls all rolled into one...
And they look like this

She's a lesbian. What good is she to any of us?

You read my mind.

Chizzang wrote:Seattle can't be stopped...
Legal marijuana, Bike lanes on EVERY street, a trolley system, a solar panel initiative for homeowners...

Restaurants brewing their own beer
$5.00 tax on a pack of cigarettes

and now this...



plus Seattle has part filipino part Mexican part Iranian part Dutch girls all rolled into one...
And they look like this

Them half-filipino girls can be literally breath-taking.

Chizzang wrote:Seattle can't be stopped...
Legal marijuana, Bike lanes on EVERY street, a trolley system, a solar panel initiative for homeowners...

Restaurants brewing their own beer
$5.00 tax on a pack of cigarettes

and now this...



plus Seattle has part filipino part Mexican part Iranian part Dutch girls all rolled into one...
And they look like this

I'm trying to figure what is supposed to be sexy about Tiger Woods in a wig

Somewhat related, them gawdamn Europeans are fixing to put electric motors in the original hot hatch in 2020. Boo : http://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/fu ... ce-hybrid/

If they drop the manual transmission as well, my 2016 GTI will be my last.

CID1990 wrote:

Chizzang wrote:Seattle can't be stopped...
Legal marijuana, Bike lanes on EVERY street, a trolley system, a solar panel initiative for homeowners...

Restaurants brewing their own beer
$5.00 tax on a pack of cigarettes

and now this...



plus Seattle has part filipino part Mexican part Iranian part Dutch girls all rolled into one...
And they look like this

I'm trying to figure what is supposed to be sexy about Tiger Woods in a wig

I just spewed shade-grown, fair trade coffee all over the place.

Chizzang wrote:Seattle can't be stopped...
Legal marijuana, Bike lanes on EVERY street, a trolley system, a solar panel initiative for homeowners...

Restaurants brewing their own beer
$5.00 tax on a pack of cigarettes

and now this...



plus Seattle has part filipino part Mexican part Iranian part Dutch girls all rolled into one...
And they look like this

The world will be a better place when we're all caramel toned.

UNI88 wrote:

Chizzang wrote:Seattle can't be stopped...
Legal marijuana, Bike lanes on EVERY street, a trolley system, a solar panel initiative for homeowners...

Restaurants brewing their own beer
$5.00 tax on a pack of cigarettes

and now this...



plus Seattle has part filipino part Mexican part Iranian part Dutch girls all rolled into one...
And they look like this

The world will be a better place when we're all caramel toned.

Speak for yourself.

Grizalltheway wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
I'm trying to figure what is supposed to be sexy about Tiger Woods in a wig

I just spewed shade-grown, fair trade coffee all over the place.

Snot bubbles here.

CID1990 wrote:

Chizzang wrote:Seattle can't be stopped...
Legal marijuana, Bike lanes on EVERY street, a trolley system, a solar panel initiative for homeowners...

Restaurants brewing their own beer
$5.00 tax on a pack of cigarettes

and now this...



plus Seattle has part filipino part Mexican part Iranian part Dutch girls all rolled into one...
And they look like this

I'm trying to figure what is supposed to be sexy about Tiger Woods in a wig

CID1990 wrote:

Chizzang wrote:Seattle can't be stopped...
Legal marijuana, Bike lanes on EVERY street, a trolley system, a solar panel initiative for homeowners...

Restaurants brewing their own beer
$5.00 tax on a pack of cigarettes

and now this...



plus Seattle has part filipino part Mexican part Iranian part Dutch girls all rolled into one...
And they look like this

I'm trying to figure what is supposed to be sexy about Tiger Woods in a wig

you'd hit it.

CID1990 wrote:

Chizzang wrote:Seattle can't be stopped...
Legal marijuana, Bike lanes on EVERY street, a trolley system, a solar panel initiative for homeowners...

Restaurants brewing their own beer
$5.00 tax on a pack of cigarettes

and now this...



plus Seattle has part filipino part Mexican part Iranian part Dutch girls all rolled into one...
And they look like this

I'm trying to figure what is supposed to be sexy about Tiger Woods in a wig

I'll bet she wouldn't have missed the cut....

houndawg wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
I'm trying to figure what is supposed to be sexy about Tiger Woods in a wig

you'd hit it.

I might

CID1990 wrote:

Chizzang wrote:Seattle can't be stopped...
Legal marijuana, Bike lanes on EVERY street, a trolley system, a solar panel initiative for homeowners...

Restaurants brewing their own beer
$5.00 tax on a pack of cigarettes

and now this...



plus Seattle has part filipino part Mexican part Iranian part Dutch girls all rolled into one...
And they look like this

I'm trying to figure what is supposed to be sexy about Tiger Woods in a wig

boobs

Cleets is only right when you are looking at him straight on and using your own perspective.

Here's something Clizzertz was also right about:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStor ... n-45153456

Trump is making states' rights advocates out of New York liberals and it is a beautiful thing to see!

These morons are learning the hard way that when you build a ginormous statist monster of a central government, it can also be used against people who support ginormous statist monster central governments

CID1990 wrote:Here's something Clizzertz was also right about:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStor ... n-45153456

Trump is making states' rights advocates out of New York liberals and it is a beautiful thing to see!

These morons are learning the hard way that when you build a ginormous statist monster of a central government, it can also be used against people who support ginormous statist monster central governments

Well to be honest it didn't take a rocket scientist to see this coming from a long way off...



The state of Washington has been moving in its own direction for a while now
the wants and needs of THIS state are NOT reflected in our Federal Government

CID1990 wrote:Here's something Clizzertz was also right about:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStor ... n-45153456

Trump is making states' rights advocates out of New York liberals and it is a beautiful thing to see!

These morons are learning the hard way that when you build a ginormous statist monster of a central government, it can also be used against people who support ginormous statist monster central governments

Sure, but that cuts both ways, right? Or is that what you're acknowledging?

In any event, from the aricle, no one is pro abortion.

Chizzang wrote:

CID1990 wrote:Here's something Clizzertz was also right about:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStor ... n-45153456

Trump is making states' rights advocates out of New York liberals and it is a beautiful thing to see!

These morons are learning the hard way that when you build a ginormous statist monster of a central government, it can also be used against people who support ginormous statist monster central governments

Well to be honest it didn't take a rocket scientist to see this coming from a long way off...



The state of Washington has been moving in its own direction for a while now
the wants and needs of THIS state are NOT reflected in our Federal Government

Yeah, in the direction of becoming faggy Euros.

This was covered in the OP.

kalm wrote:

CID1990 wrote:Here's something Clizzertz was also right about:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStor ... n-45153456

Trump is making states' rights advocates out of New York liberals and it is a beautiful thing to see!

These morons are learning the hard way that when you build a ginormous statist monster of a central government, it can also be used against people who support ginormous statist monster central governments

Sure, but that cuts both ways, right? Or is that what you're acknowledging?

In any event, from the aricle, no one is pro abortion.

What cuts both ways?

How is this not a win for Republicanism over Federalism? I see no downside