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This is pretty damn funny. Due to lack of budget, Chris Christie closed all the state beaches in NJ for 4th of July weekend. A snooping photojournalist flew over the Governor's beach house in Island Beach State Park and caught him out on the closed beach, a safe distance from the huddled masses in Seaside Heights. What a dumbass.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2017/0 ... _big-photo

Why, how do you close a beach?

This is why people think he's a prick

Look at him smiling for the camera


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kalm wrote:Why, how do you close a beach?

You've obviously never been to NJ (congrats, btw!). Even the municipal beaches require a "beach tag" to enter. That's what happens when you have too many fucking stupid people in one place. They'll willingly submit to extortion.

For reference, Seaside Heights is $8/day per person to take your family on the beach.

93henfan wrote:

kalm wrote:Why, how do you close a beach?

You've obviously never been to NJ (congrats, btw!). Even the municipal beaches require a "beach tag" to enter. That's what happens when you have too many fucking stupid people in one place. They'll willingly submit to extortion.

For reference, Seaside Heights is $8/day per person to take your family on the beach.

Oh. Thanks!

93henfan wrote:

kalm wrote:Why, how do you close a beach?

You've obviously never been to NJ (congrats, btw!). Even the municipal beaches require a "beach tag" to enter. That's what happens when you have too many **** stupid people in one place. They'll willingly submit to extortion.

For reference, Seaside Heights is $8/day per person to take your family on the beach.

FYI, Delaware municipal beaches are free, but you have to get there by 8:30am or so to park within five blocks of the beach, lest you let all the Jersey and PA people take the spaces first.

Our state beaches charge a fee per car. It's something like $5 for Delaware cars and double for out of staters. Annual passes are pretty cheap. $17.50 for vets.

93henfan wrote:

kalm wrote:Why, how do you close a beach?

You've obviously never been to NJ (congrats, btw!). Even the municipal beaches require a "beach tag" to enter. That's what happens when you have too many fucking stupid people in one place. They'll willingly submit to extortion.

For reference, Seaside Heights is $8/day per person to take your family on the beach.

I don't comprehend...you have to PAY to go to the beach?

Ibanez wrote:

93henfan wrote:
You've obviously never been to NJ (congrats, btw!). Even the municipal beaches require a "beach tag" to enter. That's what happens when you have too many fucking stupid people in one place. They'll willingly submit to extortion.

For reference, Seaside Heights is $8/day per person to take your family on the beach.

I don't comprehend...you have to PAY to go to the beach?

Did I stutter, motherfucker?

Looks like SC is pretty much on par with DE: http://www.southcarolinaparks.com/myrtl ... -fees.aspx

You might as well be complaining that he lives in a mansion while people in Newark are homeless.

If you have a beach house, do you still pay the beach fee?

Gil Dobie wrote:If you have a beach house, do you still pay the beach fee?

I believe so. To get on the beach, you have to pass through the cattle corrals they set up.

I've only ever walked boardwalks in NJ, so you'd have to ask Flaggy or some other swarthy, dark-haired, big-beaked NJ dweller.

93henfan wrote:

Ibanez wrote: I don't comprehend...you have to PAY to go to the beach?

Did I stutter, motherfucker?

Looks like SC is pretty much on par with DE: http://www.southcarolinaparks.com/myrtl ... -fees.aspx

Oh. We're talking about State Parks. State Parks yea, mother fucker. But you don't need to pay to access Myrtle Beach, North Myrtle, Surfside Beach, Pawleys Island, Isle of Palms, Sullivan's Is. Folly Beach, Edisto Beach, etc... or any of the other public beaches. I thought that's what we were talking about. At the state parks you're paying for a life guard (among other amenities). I guess that's why you would go to a state park...for the life guard. or the showers. I never had to...i just walked across Artic and onto the beach.

In NC it's mostly national seashore

No parking fees

No access fees

No white whale asshole governors sucking up oxygen (and casting 100 foot shadows)

What is this, CNN?????
Such bias reporting going on here.

1. There is one entrance to Island Beach State Park and there is a manned gate there. To close it, all you have to do is close the gate.



2. Fees for beach access are fantastic for locals (I've outlined this before). The fees pay for lifeguards and beach cleanup/restoration (call it a user fee rather than a municipal expense paid for by the residents). The real gem is that there are higher fees for weekly and seasonal access compared to daily access. This keeps the greasy city folk separated from the locals.

3. Yeah, Delaware municipal beaches are free, but the tolls on the roads to get there will drain your wallet.

CID1990 wrote:In NC it's mostly national seashore

No parking fees

No access fees

No white whale asshole governors sucking up oxygen (and casting 100 foot shadows)

And no population centers like Philly and NYC within a 1-1/2 hour drive. It's apples and oranges.

Ibanez wrote:

93henfan wrote:
Did I stutter, motherfucker?

Looks like SC is pretty much on par with DE: http://www.southcarolinaparks.com/myrtl ... -fees.aspx

Oh. We're talking about State Parks. State Parks yea, mother fucker. But you don't need to pay to access Myrtle Beach, North Myrtle, Surfside Beach, Pawleys Island, Isle of Palms, Sullivan's Is. Folly Beach, Edisto Beach, etc... or any of the other public beaches. I thought that's what we were talking about. At the state parks you're paying for a life guard (among other amenities). I guess that's why you would go to a state park...for the life guard. or the showers. I never had to...i just walked across Artic and onto the beach.

I already mentioned that municipal beaches are free in Delaware. They are not in NJ, which is one of the 10,000+ reasons why New Jersey sucks, just below Martin Truex Jr.

CAA Flagship wrote:3. Yeah, Delaware municipal beaches are free, but the tolls on the roads to get there will drain your wallet.

A Jersey person criticizing tolls? Ain't that priceless?

I pay no tolls to get to the beach. We set them up to nail out of staters and people from upstate.

CID1990 wrote:In NC it's mostly national seashore

No parking fees

No access fees

No white whale asshole governors sucking up oxygen (and casting 100 foot shadows)

https://www.nps.gov/caha/planyourvisit/fees.htm

CAA Flagship wrote:

CID1990 wrote:In NC it's mostly national seashore

No parking fees

No access fees

No white whale asshole governors sucking up oxygen (and casting 100 foot shadows)

And no population centers like Philly and NYC within a 1-1/2 hour drive. It's apples and oranges.

Good I say!

NC may need to build a wall

Yankee beaches.

Pwns wrote:Yankee beaches.

93henfan wrote:

BTW, that area on the far side of the Barnegat Bay is where I did most of my crabbing ......................back in the day .

mrklean wrote:

Pwns wrote:Yankee beaches.

Boring, flat, crowded, EC(b) beaches.

Closest beach to us is at Como Lake here in the Bitterroot. Has a day use fee of $5.00 per car.

https://svcalt.mt.gov/PhotoGallery/1/Ot ... keComo.jpg