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US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:30 am
by expandspanos
Breaking News:

Captain Matilda Brownvweisser, 90, has been relieve of duty following the second collision of a Navy vessel with a cargo ship in as many months. Matilda's Navy Vessel the "John McCain" collided with a cargo ship near Singapore yesterday.

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Matilda was attempting to back up the destroyer, into a very narrow parking spot, before accidentally putting the multi-million dollar vessel into drive, instead of park, slamming into a merchant vessel.

Apparently, she will be replaced by Captain Beatrice Hornswaggle, 86, after she recovers from her third hip replacement. The Navy has full confidence that they won't hit any more slow moving cargo vessels after this change in leadership is made.

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This just in according to the Office of Naval Intelligence: instead of Beatrice Hornswaggle, Captain Matilda will be removed of duty, and instead replaced with a ground mole:

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The Navy has full confidence in the mole.

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:48 am
by AZGrizFan
Yep. It's a real laughing matter, jackass. 10 sailors missing, 5 injured. Keep joking, cum stain.

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:55 am
by Gil Dobie
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Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:13 am
by expandspanos
AZGrizFan wrote:Yep. It's a real laughing matter, jackass. 10 sailors missing, 5 injured. Keep joking, cum stain.
Maybe the Navy should get their shit together? I don't find my taxpayer dollars being wasted repairing ships over and over again funny, or sailors dying funny. I wish they'd get their shit together.

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:47 am
by AZGrizFan
expandspanos wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:Yep. It's a real laughing matter, jackass. 10 sailors missing, 5 injured. Keep joking, cum stain.
Maybe the Navy should get their shit together? I don't find my taxpayer dollars being wasted repairing ships over and over again funny, or sailors dying funny. I wish they'd get their shit together.
Go enlist, motherfucker. Put your money where your big fat POS mouth is. Stand a watch or STFU.

I'm gonna go out on a pretty strong limb and guess that you don't pay much in taxes. :dunce: :dunce: :dunce:

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:59 am
by 93henfan
Sailor TRIGGERED!

But yeah, GFY Spandos.

Have you finished your piece on how Charlottesville was an inside job yet?

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:36 pm
by 89Hen
You guys are awfully hard on Spandos. I kinda like him.

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:48 pm
by Chizzang
93henfan wrote:Sailor TRIGGERED!

:rofl:

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:57 pm
by dbackjon
AZGrizFan wrote:Yep. It's a real laughing matter, jackass. 10 sailors missing, 5 injured. Keep joking, cum stain.

That's too bad - Donald J. Trump

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 1:58 pm
by dbackjon
93henfan wrote:Sailor TRIGGERED!

But yeah, GFY Spandos.

Have you finished your piece on how Charlottesville was an inside job yet?

Idaho has that one covered...

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing- ... -obama-for

Idaho Rep. Bryan Zollinger on Friday posted a story on Facebook that suggested Obama and other top Democrats like billionaire George Soros and Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe were part of a conspiracy to set up the rally, the Post Register reported.


“I’m not saying it is true, but I am suggesting that it is completely plausible,” Zollinger wrote on Facebook.
The story claims that Obama has set up a “war room” to fight against the Trump administration — a claim that has largely been debunked — and that Charlottesville was a part of his plan.

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:11 pm
by AZGrizFan
93henfan wrote:Sailor TRIGGERED!

But yeah, GFY Spandos.

Have you finished your piece on how Charlottesville was an inside job yet?
Nope. Not triggered. But I ain't gonna let this POS joke about the possible deaths of 10 servicemembers less than 12 hours after the incident. There's a time and place, and this is neither. There's 10 grieving families awaiting word on the fate of their loved ones, and he's gonna make jokes about it.

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 10:34 pm
by Chizzang
AZGrizFan wrote:
93henfan wrote:Sailor TRIGGERED!

But yeah, GFY Spandos.

Have you finished your piece on how Charlottesville was an inside job yet?
Nope. Not triggered. But I ain't gonna let this POS joke about the possible deaths of 10 servicemembers less than 12 hours after the incident. There's a time and place, and this is neither. There's 10 grieving families awaiting word on the fate of their loved ones, and he's gonna make jokes about it.
You have "situational Sensitivity Syndrome"

:coffee:

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:40 am
by CID1990
These last two collisions aren't the only Navy-involved navigational incidents in this region this year. There has been another collision near Korea earlier, and the Antietam grounded in Japan.

Something is going on

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:03 am
by AZGrizFan
Chizzang wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Nope. Not triggered. But I ain't gonna let this POS joke about the possible deaths of 10 servicemembers less than 12 hours after the incident. There's a time and place, and this is neither. There's 10 grieving families awaiting word on the fate of their loved ones, and he's gonna make jokes about it.
You have "situational Sensitivity Syndrome"

:coffee:
I won't even begin to analyze what syndrome YOU have. :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:08 am
by AZGrizFan
CID1990 wrote:These last two collisions aren't the only Navy-involved navigational incidents in this region this year. There has been another collision near Korea earlier, and the Antietam grounded in Japan.

Something is going on
Now they're looking at the ships being "hacked". I doubt it. The Straights of Malacca (where this incident occurred) is THE business shipping lane on the entire planet. It's crazy how much traffic gets funneled through this very small strip of water. With civilian ships' dependence on automated systems, the level of risk is elevated. But that doesn't excuse bridge watch teams....I mean, literally the OOD has ONE job (unless they're at general quarters) and that is to drive the ship. He's got a team of at least 25 people who all have specialized jobs to ensure that something like THIS doesn't happen. And now it's happened twice in 60 days (in addition to the other two incidents you mentioned). Something is going on....I don't think it's hacking, but I guess time will tell.

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:17 am
by BDKJMU
CID1990 wrote:These last two collisions aren't the only Navy-involved navigational incidents in this region this year. There has been another collision near Korea earlier, and the Antietam grounded in Japan.

Something is going on
Yep.

"....On Jan. 31, a guided missile cruiser, the USS Antietam, ran aground off the coast of Japan. On May 9, another cruiser, USS Lake Champlain, was struck by a South Korean fishing vessel.

In the wee hours of June 17, a destroyer, the USS Fitzgerald, a $1.5 billion vessel bristling with electronics, collided with a container ship, resulting in the deaths of seven sailors. The commanding officer and two other officers were formally removed from duties....."
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation- ... 70432.html

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:19 am
by BDKJMU
AZGrizFan wrote:
CID1990 wrote:These last two collisions aren't the only Navy-involved navigational incidents in this region this year. There has been another collision near Korea earlier, and the Antietam grounded in Japan.

Something is going on
Now they're looking at the ships being "hacked". I doubt it. The Straights of Malacca (where this incident occurred) is THE business shipping lane on the entire planet. It's crazy how much traffic gets funneled through this very small strip of water. With civilian ships' dependence on automated systems, the level of risk is elevated. But that doesn't excuse bridge watch teams....I mean, literally the OOD has ONE job (unless they're at general quarters) and that is to drive the ship. He's got a team of at least 25 people who all have specialized jobs to ensure that something like THIS doesn't happen. And now it's happened twice in 60 days (in addition to the other two incidents you mentioned). Something is going on....I don't think it's hacking, but I guess time will tell.
I also doubt the Navy ships being hacked, as they encrypted satellite GPS signals, but the civilian ones certainly can be. From the same above link:

"...In a little noticed June 22 incident, someone manipulated GPS signals in the eastern part of the Black Sea, leaving some 20 ships with little situational awareness. Shipboard navigation equipment, which appeared to be working properly, reported the location of the vessels 20 miles inland, near an airport.

That was the first known instance of GPS “spoofing,” or misdirection.

Much more serious than jamming, spoofing interferes with location even as computer screens offer normal readouts. Everything looks normal – but it isn’t.

“We saw it done in, I would say, a really unsubtle way, a really ham-fisted way. It was probably a signal that came from the Russian mainland,” Humphreys said.

Such spoofing once required expensive equipment and deep software coding skills. But Humphreys said it can now be done with off-the-shelf gear and easily attainable software.

“Imagine the English Channel, one of the most highly trafficked shipping lanes in the world, and also subject to bad weather. Hundreds and hundreds of ships are going back and forth. It would be mayhem if the right team came in there and decided to do a spoofing attack,” Humphreys said.

The U.S. military uses encrypted signals for geolocation of vessels, rather than commercial GPS. Humphreys said there is no indication that faulty satellite communications were a culprit in the USS McCain accident.

Global shipping also was disrupted following a worldwide attack June 27 that hit hundreds of thousands of computers. Shipping giant A.P. Moller-Maersk was reduced to manual tracking of cargo amid the attack, and its chief executive Soren Skou this month announced losses of up to $300 million.

Most global trade occurs on the high seas, and the number of ocean-going ships has quadrupled in the past quarter century. Ships are also getting larger. The largest container ship now can carry more than 21,000 20-foot containers.

Autonomous ships operated by computers are on the near-term horizon. The world’s first crewless ship, an electric-powered vessel with capacity for 100 to 150 cargo containers, will begin a 37-mile route in southern Norway with limited crew next year, transitioning to full autonomy in 2020.

Most ships avoid collision through the use of a global protocol known as Automatic Identification System, or AIS. Beacons aboard ships transmit vessel name, cargo, course and speed, and readouts aboard ships display other vessels in the vicinity.

But the AIS system is known to be vulnerable.

“You can send an AIS beacon out and claim just about whatever you like. You can make a phantom ship appear,” Humphreys said.

It’s not just cargo carriers that rely on GPS and AIS beacons.

“Passenger shipping organizations and cruise lines … can be easily impacted,” said Eduardo E. Cabrera, chief cybersecurity officer at Trend Micro, a Tokyo-based cybersecurity firm.

Other factors can cause breeches on shipboard systems. Stutzman said crews rotate constantly, meaning shipboard log-on procedures are often simple and shared widely. Moreover, ship crews often download quantities of movies, books, and music while onshore to fight boredom while at sea, often linking to onboard networks and exposing them to viruses...."

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 9:46 am
by BDKJMU
"United States Navy ships worldwide will suspend operations for a day or two this week...

....Adm. John Richardson, Chief of Naval Operations....ordered an "operational pause" for Navy fleet commanders to review teamwork, safety, seamanship, and other "fundamentals" aboard all 277 Navy vessels..

...ordered a broader, months long review to examine specific problems within the Navy's Seventh Fleet, based in Japan, as the Navy has suffered four major ship accidents in the western pacific since mid February...."
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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/21/worl ... ilors.html

I wouldn't be surprised to see the Vice Admiral in charge of the 7th Fleet "retire"...

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:22 am
by dbackjon
Chizzang wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Nope. Not triggered. But I ain't gonna let this POS joke about the possible deaths of 10 servicemembers less than 12 hours after the incident. There's a time and place, and this is neither. There's 10 grieving families awaiting word on the fate of their loved ones, and he's gonna make jokes about it.
You have "situational Sensitivity Syndrome"

:coffee:

That is common among right-wingers - it is only an issue if it affects them personally. Otherwise, people need to stop being snowflakes, PC, be respectful, etc.

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 10:34 am
by Chizzang
dbackjon wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
You have "situational Sensitivity Syndrome"

:coffee:

That is common among right-wingers - it is only an issue if it affects them personally. Otherwise, people need to stop being snowflakes, PC, be respectful, etc.
Jon,
It is "The Human Condition"
It's our default nature

:nod:

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:59 am
by AZGrizFan
BDKJMU wrote:I wouldn't be surprised to see the Vice Admiral in charge of the 7th Fleet "retire"...
Nor would I, because unlike politicians, the military (for the most part) still believes in accountability.

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:03 pm
by AZGrizFan
dbackjon wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
You have "situational Sensitivity Syndrome"

:coffee:

That is common among right-wingers - it is only an issue if it affects them personally. Otherwise, people need to stop being snowflakes, PC, be respectful, etc.
This didn't affect me personally. I knew no one onboard any of these ships involved. Just think it's incredibly insensitive to joke about the deaths of 10 service members less than 12 hours after the incident in question. Especially from someone who's never BEEN in that type of a stressful situation to have any idea what it's like (like, say, you and cleets). :coffee:

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:19 pm
by dbackjon
AZGrizFan wrote:
dbackjon wrote:

That is common among right-wingers - it is only an issue if it affects them personally. Otherwise, people need to stop being snowflakes, PC, be respectful, etc.
This didn't affect me personally. I knew no one onboard any of these ships involved. Just think it's incredibly insensitive to joke about the deaths of 10 service members less than 12 hours after the incident in question. Especially from someone who's never BEEN in that type of a stressful situation to have any idea what it's like (like, say, you and cleets). :coffee:

I mourn the loss of all service members.

However, my comment still stands.

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:22 pm
by dbackjon
Chizzang wrote:
dbackjon wrote:

That is common among right-wingers - it is only an issue if it affects them personally. Otherwise, people need to stop being snowflakes, PC, be respectful, etc.
Jon,
It is "The Human Condition"
It's our default nature

:nod:

It is one major difference between the left and the right. The left wants to help people less fortunate and can imagine the circumstances that left the person struggling. The right can only understand a problem when it directly affects them :nod:

Re: US Navy Fires Captain "Matilda Brownweisser -90"

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:43 pm
by Chizzang
dbackjon wrote:
Chizzang wrote:
Jon,
It is "The Human Condition"
It's our default nature

:nod:

It is one major difference between the left and the right. The left wants to help people less fortunate and can imagine the circumstances that left the person struggling. The right can only understand a problem when it directly affects them :nod:
Jon,
God knows I love you man
But that ^ is not actually true
If it were true Liberals would likely contribute MORE to Charity than Conservatives
Most studies (excluding cherry picked) it's about the same across the board

All people want to help people

:nod: