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Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:04 pm
by Col Hogan
Brian Bissonnette, the executive director of the World Bird Sanctuary in Valley Park, got an "adrenaline rush" out of exposing himself to people outside a pharmacy in Eureka, according to a police report obtained Friday.
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crim ... 5.amp.html
Apparently looking at birds and maintaining a Bird Sanctuary just wasn’t exciting enough for Bissonnette
According to a Eureka police report provided Friday to the Post-Dispatch, Eureka Officer Matthew Gough saw Bissonnette standing next to a black Dodge Durango parked in the Walgreens lot.
"I exited my patrol car and asked Bissonnette to step away from the vehicle," wrote Officer Matthew Gough. "As he turned toward me, I observed the zipper of his pants to be unzipped and his genitalia to be exposed
Bird watchers...some strange folks...
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 3:31 pm
by dbackjon
Auk-ward!
And thanks for posting!!
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:57 pm
by kalm
dbackjon wrote:Auk-ward!
And thanks for posting!!
I thought maybe you had terned a new leaf but this attempt at humor is tough to swallow.
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:59 pm
by CID1990
Did I miss the part where the bird complained?
If your twig and berries are exposed but there's nobody there to see them, are they really exposed?
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:32 pm
by Col Hogan
The woody pecker was peeking out...
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:05 pm
by Pwns
horni-thology
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:16 pm
by 93henfan
kalm wrote:dbackjon wrote:Auk-ward!
And thanks for posting!!
I thought maybe you had terned a new leaf but this attempt at humor is tough to swallow.
Veery funny, dickcissel.
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 9:17 pm
by CID1990
Plus, some balls are visible from greater distances than others.
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:11 am
by brian84
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:27 am
by houndawg
kalm wrote:dbackjon wrote:Auk-ward!
And thanks for posting!!
I thought maybe you had terned a new leaf but this attempt at humor is tough to swallow.
I saw it coming but didn't have time to duck.
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 6:28 am
by houndawg
Col Hogan wrote:Brian Bissonnette, the executive director of the World Bird Sanctuary in Valley Park, got an "adrenaline rush" out of exposing himself to people outside a pharmacy in Eureka, according to a police report obtained Friday.
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crim ... 5.amp.html
Apparently looking at birds and maintaining a Bird Sanctuary just wasn’t exciting enough for
Bissonnette
According to a Eureka police report provided Friday to the Post-Dispatch, Eureka Officer Matthew Gough saw Bissonnette standing next to a black Dodge Durango parked in the Walgreens lot.
"I exited my patrol car and asked Bissonnette to step away from the vehicle," wrote Officer Matthew Gough. "As he turned toward me, I observed the zipper of his pants to be unzipped and his genitalia to be exposed
Bird watchers...some strange folks...
NDSU has a girl on their roster?
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 7:17 am
by CAA Flagship
Hell yas, Missouri.
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:56 pm
by 89Hen
I'm calling Bushtit on this whole thread. Just because this guy had his Nuthatch open is no reason to Rail on about this Loon. Well, I guess one goon Tern deserves another.
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:07 pm
by CAA Flagship
Look at all the Crowing and Parroting from you guys.
In Missouri, you have to give the Bald Eagle some air every once in a while.
It's normal here. You just have to refrain from exposing the Anas. The Flamingos get frisky.
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:12 pm
by Ibanez
CAA Flagship wrote:Look at all the Crowing and Parroting from you guys.
In Missouri, you have to give the Bald Eagle some air every once in a while.
It's normal here. You just have to refrain from exposing the Anas. The Flamingos get frisky.
I never miss an opportunity to show my ruby throated hummingbird.
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:29 pm
by kalm
89Hen wrote:I'm calling Bushtit on this whole thread. Just because this guy had his Nuthatch open is no reason to Rail on about this Loon. Well, I guess one goon Tern deserves another.
Are you saying people shouldn't be so swift to pass judgement?
Re: Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:40 pm
by 89Hen
kalm wrote:89Hen wrote:I'm calling Bushtit on this whole thread. Just because this guy had his Nuthatch open is no reason to Rail on about this Loon. Well, I guess one goon Tern deserves another.
Are you saying people shouldn't be so swift to pass judgement?
Definitely not on a Lark.