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Early this morning, Hawaiians were awaken to this message...

Over 30 minutes later, after a shit load of panic, this message went out

Apparently caused massive panic & pandemonium..I wouldn't be surprised if some people were injured or even died..someone ought to be fired & prosecuted...

I blame Russia..or its Bush's fault..

No way the state and/or fed authorities in Hawaii did this intentionally. And there's no way someone accidentally sends out a "we're under attack" tweet. This had to be one of 2 things: a hack or a rogue employee.

It wasn't a tweet. It was an emergency alert.

Which is way worse - because it's not just going out to people who are following a specific twitter account - but, an alert showing up on every phone in Hawaii.

Skjellyfetti wrote:It wasn't a tweet. It was an emergency alert.

Which is way worse - because it's not just going out to people who are following a specific twitter account - but, an alert showing up on every phone in Hawaii.

True. I said 'tweet' when should have said 'text'..

To steal from FB, glad Trump wasn’t paying attention.

kalm wrote:To steal from FB, glad Trump wasn’t paying attention.

Fox News may have saved the world.

Trump is so stupid......RUSSIA

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89Henette arrived yesterday morning from Hawaii. She would have lost her shit if she got that.

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Trump is so stupid......RUSSIA

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Sorry sweetie didn't mean to trigger you

No need to panic over North Korea. All we have to do is load up a plane with bird seed and then drop it on all the pigeons carrying the warhead and then they'll all fly in different directions and the warhead will fall in the ocean.

I love all these stupid fucking stories about people in Hawaii hiding in their garages..............yeah thats gonna help. Pussies.

If you live in that shithole state you might as well drink up and watch the fireworks. Its not like you are gonna get away from a missile unless its a dud.

Given that a real alert is tied to military EW systems - Trump would have known it was a false alarm sooner than the medium that sent the alert


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This whole thing was worth it just to see video of people prying off manhole covers and throwing babies down in them.

WTF?

BDKJMU wrote:Apparently caused massive panic & pandemonium..I wouldn't be surprised if some people were injured or even died..someone ought to be fired & prosecuted...

Don't try to blame this one on Trump, asshole; he's got at least a hundred people that will swear he was on the golf course and nowhere near Hawaii at the time.


He couldn't even find Hawaii on a map, let alone aim the missile..

Supposed text exchange between a father and son. The dad was in Hawaii.

HI54UNI wrote:Supposed text exchange between a father and son. The dad was in Hawaii.

If I put that on Facebook I'd get inundated with concern trolls telling me how it isn't funny

That's how far we have fallen as a society

death of the sense of humor is our greatest tragedy - it used to be one of our greatest strengths


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CID1990 wrote:

HI54UNI wrote:Supposed text exchange between a father and son. The dad was in Hawaii.

If I put that on Facebook I'd get inundated with concern trolls telling me how it isn't funny

That's how far we have fallen as a society

death of the sense of humor is our greatest tragedy - it used to be one of our greatest strengths


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I agree with this completely.

kalm wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
If I put that on Facebook I'd get inundated with concern trolls telling me how it isn't funny

That's how far we have fallen as a society

death of the sense of humor is our greatest tragedy - it used to be one of our greatest strengths


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I agree with this completely.

Well, that settles it then. Settled science.

CID1990 wrote:death of the sense of humor is our greatest tragedy - it used to be one of our greatest strengths

Col Hogan wrote:

Ho Li Fuk is that funny.