Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

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Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby VictorG » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:14 pm

http://missoulian.com/news/national/her ... 62559.html


Take one drink whenever...

* Trump strikes his goofy "thumps up" pose

* Trump mentions his electoral college win and/or the size of his inauguration crowd

* Trump spreads his arms out

* Trump says some variation of "People are saying, more and more"

* Trump talks about "bringing X back, folks" or "making Y bigger than ever" (e.g. jobs, stock market, State of the Union speeches, democracy)

* Kellyanne Conway scares you

* You notice the size of Trump's hands

* The camera cuts to Barron Trump

Take two drinks whenever...

* Trump guarantees something: "I promise you"

* Trump insults someone

* Trump botches his delivery

* There's a standing ovation

* Pundits make some reference to Trump "becoming presidential"

* Melania looks completely disaffected

Finish your drink whenever...

* Trump makes a "You're fired" reference

* Trump does the thing where he instructs no one in particular to "turn off the cameras in the back" so he can say something about the "nasty media"

* Trump otherwise begins to blatantly ad-lib

Take a shot whenever...

* Trump drinks a beverage using both hands

* You notice Trump's hairpiece move

* Tiffany Trump shows up
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby Ibanez » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:21 pm

I'll be drunk within the first 10 minutes....

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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby AZGrizFan » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:23 pm

What? No "it's gonna be uuuuuge" reference? That's worth an entire litre, ain't it?
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby CAA Flagship » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:26 pm

AZGrizFan wrote:What? No "it's gonna be uuuuuge" reference? That's worth an entire litre, ain't it?

Bigly :nod:

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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby Ibanez » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:30 pm

AZGrizFan wrote:What? No "it's gonna be uuuuuge" reference? That's worth an entire litre, ain't it?

A litre of soda?
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby Pwns » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:33 pm

Trump is reading from the teleprompter and not impromptu, meaning a lot of this stuff probably won't be said.

Would probably do better to play "MSM reaction bingo".
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby kalm » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:35 pm

Pwns wrote:Trump is reading from the teleprompter and not impromptu, meaning a lot of this stuff probably won't be said.

Would probably do better to play "MSM reaction bingo".


Or TYT.
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby css75 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:20 pm

TDS will be very evident during and after the speech, and just think libs, you will only have 6 more of these.


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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby JohnStOnge » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:15 pm

I'm getting my drinking done now and don't plan to watch. But how many drinks should people take when he falsely takes credit for continuation of all the positive economic trends that were in place well before he got elected?
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby css75 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:26 pm

JohnStOnge wrote:I'm getting my drinking done now and don't plan to watch. But how many drinks should people take when he falsely takes credit for continuation of all the positive economic trends that were in place well before he got elected?



Such as????


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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby Skjellyfetti » Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:30 pm

Black unemployment rate for one.

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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby ALPHAGRIZ1 » Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:28 pm

Ibanez wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:What? No "it's gonna be uuuuuge" reference? That's worth an entire litre, ain't it?

A litre of soda?


A liter of cola
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby DSUrocks07 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:46 am

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:
Ibanez wrote:A litre of soda?


A liter of cola


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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby 93henfan » Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:09 am

Is black unemployment now really lower than in 1860?
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby andy7171 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:21 am

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:
Ibanez wrote:A litre of soda?


A liter of cola

A liter of Coke.
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby Grizalltheway » Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:22 am

We don't have any liter cola

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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby css75 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:17 am

JSO, this is for you
https://youtu.be/lZFzN_UXS5Y



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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby 89Hen » Wed Jan 31, 2018 12:56 pm

Grizalltheway wrote:We don't have any liter cola

It's French.
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby Winterborn » Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:02 pm

93henfan wrote:Is black unemployment now really lower than in 1860?


No, there was 99.999% employment back then. January 1st, 1863 there was a big layoff though.....
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby JohnStOnge » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:28 pm

css75 wrote:JSO, this is for you
https://youtu.be/lZFzN_UXS5Y



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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby css75 » Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:13 pm

Wrong item, this is yours JSO

https://youtu.be/25Eli6eg_ao


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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game

Postby Ivytalk » Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:09 pm

JohnStOnge wrote:
css75 wrote:JSO, this is for you
https://youtu.be/lZFzN_UXS5Y



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That actually is for all of us.

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