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Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:14 pm
by VictorG
http://missoulian.com/news/national/her ... 62559.html
Take one drink whenever...
* Trump strikes his goofy "thumps up" pose
* Trump mentions his electoral college win and/or the size of his inauguration crowd
* Trump spreads his arms out
* Trump says some variation of "People are saying, more and more"
* Trump talks about "bringing X back, folks" or "making Y bigger than ever" (e.g. jobs, stock market, State of the Union speeches, democracy)
* Kellyanne Conway scares you
* You notice the size of Trump's hands
* The camera cuts to Barron Trump
Take two drinks whenever...
* Trump guarantees something: "I promise you"
* Trump insults someone
* Trump botches his delivery
* There's a standing ovation
* Pundits make some reference to Trump "becoming presidential"
* Melania looks completely disaffected
Finish your drink whenever...
* Trump makes a "You're fired" reference
* Trump does the thing where he instructs no one in particular to "turn off the cameras in the back" so he can say something about the "nasty media"
* Trump otherwise begins to blatantly ad-lib
Take a shot whenever...
* Trump drinks a beverage using both hands
* You notice Trump's hairpiece move
* Tiffany Trump shows up
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:21 pm
by Ibanez
I'll be drunk within the first 10 minutes....
- Spoiler: show
- and probably hammered within the first 5 is WTAG is around.
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:23 pm
by AZGrizFan
What? No "it's gonna be uuuuuge" reference? That's worth an entire litre, ain't it?
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:26 pm
by CAA Flagship
AZGrizFan wrote:What? No "it's gonna be uuuuuge" reference? That's worth an entire litre, ain't it?
Bigly
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:30 pm
by Ibanez
AZGrizFan wrote:What? No "it's gonna be uuuuuge" reference? That's worth an entire litre, ain't it?
A litre of soda?
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:33 pm
by Pwns
Trump is reading from the teleprompter and not impromptu, meaning a lot of this stuff probably won't be said.
Would probably do better to play "MSM reaction bingo".
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:35 pm
by kalm
Pwns wrote:Trump is reading from the teleprompter and not impromptu, meaning a lot of this stuff probably won't be said.
Would probably do better to play "MSM reaction bingo".
Or TYT.
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:20 pm
by css75
TDS will be very evident during and after the speech, and just think libs, you will only have 6 more of these.
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:15 pm
by JohnStOnge
I'm getting my drinking done now and don't plan to watch. But how many drinks should people take when he falsely takes credit for continuation of all the positive economic trends that were in place well before he got elected?
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:26 pm
by css75
JohnStOnge wrote:I'm getting my drinking done now and don't plan to watch. But how many drinks should people take when he falsely takes credit for continuation of all the positive economic trends that were in place well before he got elected?
Such as????
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:30 pm
by Skjellyfetti
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:28 pm
by ALPHAGRIZ1
Ibanez wrote:AZGrizFan wrote:What? No "it's gonna be uuuuuge" reference? That's worth an entire litre, ain't it?
A litre of soda?
A liter of cola
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:46 am
by DSUrocks07
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Ibanez wrote:
A litre of soda?
A liter of cola
What?
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:09 am
by 93henfan
Is black unemployment now really lower than in 1860?
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:21 am
by andy7171
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Ibanez wrote:
A litre of soda?
A liter of cola
A liter of Coke.
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:22 am
by Grizalltheway
We don't have any liter cola
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:17 am
by css75
JSO, this is for you
https://youtu.be/lZFzN_UXS5Y
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 12:56 pm
by 89Hen
Grizalltheway wrote:We don't have any liter cola
It's French.
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 1:02 pm
by Winterborn
93henfan wrote:Is black unemployment now really lower than in 1860?
No, there was 99.999% employment back then. January 1st, 1863 there was a big layoff though.....
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:28 pm
by JohnStOnge
That actually is for all of us.
Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 6:13 pm
by css75
Wrong item, this is yours JSO
https://youtu.be/25Eli6eg_ao
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Re: Play the 2018 State of the Union drinking game
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:09 pm
by Ivytalk
JohnStOnge wrote:
That actually is for all of us.
So JSO loves pinko commsymp Meryl Streep. Hu nu?
