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Not The Onion
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 5:37 am
by Baldy
This may have been posted before, but I don't have the time to search.
Bees are racist and pollen is a hate crime.
'Hate crime' against S.C. mayor turns out to be pollen
The mayor of a small town in South Carolina remains adamant that she was targeted in a hate crime despite police determining that the yellow substance found all over the car was pollen.
Darnell Byrd McPherson, the mayor of Lamar, told Newsweek that she filed a police report on Feb. 7 claiming that a “yellow, sticky substance” had been found all over her’s and her husband’s cars.
“I likened it as a hate crime because No. 1, there’s a history in our town of Lamar,” she said.
In a statement to a local ABC affiliate, Ms. McPherson claimed that during the 1970s, “crosses were burned in the yard of our home when my Mother was involved with the civil rights movement. On this very same corner in this very same front yard!”
Ms. McPherson complained that police never took a sample of the substance on their cars before they were cleaned the next day.
“The substance wasn’t saved and the cars were actually cleaned — pressure-washed twice — there was no substance, and so they didn’t have it for the investigation,” the mayor told Newsweek.
“It’s something,” she said. “Something that’s sticky that’s stuck to my car and took two different solutions to get it off.”
Darlington County Sheriff’s Office Lieutenant Robby Kilgo told Newsweek that the substance was determined to be pollen.
“We found it to be pollen,” he said. “There was no reason for us to collect a sample.”
Ms. McPherson insisted that the incident was some form of targeted vandalism and had
Ibanez...these are your people.

Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:28 am
by Ibanez
Baldy wrote:This may have been posted before, but I don't have the time to search.
Bees are racist and pollen is a hate crime.
'Hate crime' against S.C. mayor turns out to be pollen
The mayor of a small town in South Carolina remains adamant that she was targeted in a hate crime despite police determining that the yellow substance found all over the car was pollen.
Darnell Byrd McPherson, the mayor of Lamar, told Newsweek that she filed a police report on Feb. 7 claiming that a “yellow, sticky substance” had been found all over her’s and her husband’s cars.
“I likened it as a hate crime because No. 1, there’s a history in our town of Lamar,” she said.
In a statement to a local ABC affiliate, Ms. McPherson claimed that during the 1970s, “crosses were burned in the yard of our home when my Mother was involved with the civil rights movement. On this very same corner in this very same front yard!”
Ms. McPherson complained that police never took a sample of the substance on their cars before they were cleaned the next day.
“The substance wasn’t saved and the cars were actually cleaned — pressure-washed twice — there was no substance, and so they didn’t have it for the investigation,” the mayor told Newsweek.
“It’s something,” she said. “Something that’s sticky that’s stuck to my car and took two different solutions to get it off.”
Darlington County Sheriff’s Office Lieutenant Robby Kilgo told Newsweek that the substance was determined to be pollen.
“We found it to be pollen,” he said. “There was no reason for us to collect a sample.”
Ms. McPherson insisted that the incident was some form of targeted vandalism and had
Ibanez...these are your people.

Nah...that's Darlington. That's trailer park people.
I'm from the Low Country. We're more refined.

Not The Onion
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 8:25 pm
by CID1990
Ibanez wrote:
Nah...that's Darlington. That's trailer park people.
I'm from the Low Country. We're more refined.

Or at least the coagulative properties of your blood serum are more refined
Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2019 8:02 am
by Ibanez
CID1990 wrote:Ibanez wrote:
Nah...that's Darlington. That's trailer park people.
I'm from the Low Country. We're more refined.

Or at least the coagulative properties of your blood serum are more refined
Darlington is full of meth heads.
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Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:09 pm
by Pwns
Fetuses aren't people with rights, but they can internalize society's notions of gender.

Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:36 pm
by Baldy
Pwns wrote:
Fetuses aren't people with rights, but they can internalize society's notions of gender.

That's a damn smart '
clump of cells'.

Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 2:52 pm
by ∞∞∞
Baldy wrote:Pwns wrote:
Fetuses aren't people with rights, but they can internalize society's notions of gender.

That's a damn smart '
clump of cells'.

One case study by one person (who's an "education researcher with an interest in Women's Studies") does not allow someone to claim it as fact. And she doesn't; she simply states her personal findings.
I'm not dismissing this as invalid, but it's one body of work. And she's neither a biologist, psychologist, chemist, or a professor of any scientific or medical field. And looking online, this is literally her only published piece. It takes researchers with various backgrounds to draw up solid conclusions, especially in research which involves everything from cellular structures to human psychology.
Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 4:41 pm
by kalm
Baldy wrote:Pwns wrote:
Fetuses aren't people with rights, but they can internalize society's notions of gender.

That's a damn smart '
clump of cells'.

All this means is you knew you were a dick before you were even born.

Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 5:58 pm
by Baldy
kalm wrote:Baldy wrote:
That's a damn smart '
clump of cells'.

All this means is you knew you were a dick before you were even born.

Better than a smug prick every time.

Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 6:00 pm
by CID1990
kalm wrote:Baldy wrote:
That's a damn smart '
clump of cells'.

All this means is you knew you were a dick before you were even born.

LAWL
a clever funnay you did there
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Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:03 pm
by Baldy
Jussie Smollett is nominated for an NAACP Award, and host Anthony Anderson hopes he wins
Amazing.
Just days after the prosecutors dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett, who had been indicted on 16 counts of disorderly conduct, the "Empire" actor could again make headlines.
Smollett is nominated for the 2019 NAACP Image Awards, scheduled for Saturday. Six-time host and "Black-ish" star Anthony Anderson told Variety on Wednesday that he hopes to see the controversial actor there.

Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:07 pm
by Chizzang
Baldy wrote:Jussie Smollett is nominated for an NAACP Award, and host Anthony Anderson hopes he wins
Amazing.
Just days after the prosecutors dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett, who had been indicted on 16 counts of disorderly conduct, the "Empire" actor could again make headlines.
Smollett is nominated for the 2019 NAACP Image Awards, scheduled for Saturday. Six-time host and "Black-ish" star Anthony Anderson told Variety on Wednesday that he hopes to see the controversial actor there.

So you're saying that being cleared of all charges is good..? (Right..?)
Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:21 pm
by Grizalltheway
Chizzang wrote:Baldy wrote:Jussie Smollett is nominated for an NAACP Award, and host Anthony Anderson hopes he wins
Amazing.
Just days after the prosecutors dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett, who had been indicted on 16 counts of disorderly conduct, the "Empire" actor could again make headlines.
Smollett is nominated for the 2019 NAACP Image Awards, scheduled for Saturday. Six-time host and "Black-ish" star Anthony Anderson told Variety on Wednesday that he hopes to see the controversial actor there.

So you're saying that being cleared of all charges is good..? (Right..?)
Sometimes. Maybe.

Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:44 pm
by Baldy
Chizzang wrote:Baldy wrote:Jussie Smollett is nominated for an NAACP Award, and host Anthony Anderson hopes he wins
Amazing.
Just days after the prosecutors dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett, who had been indicted on 16 counts of disorderly conduct, the "Empire" actor could again make headlines.
Smollett is nominated for the 2019 NAACP Image Awards, scheduled for Saturday. Six-time host and "Black-ish" star Anthony Anderson told Variety on Wednesday that he hopes to see the controversial actor there.

So you're saying that being cleared of all charges is good..? (Right..?)
It is, especially if you are the one who is charged. However, in this case, the charges were dropped. There is a big difference between the two.
Plus, he still has major issues with the Feds.
Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:03 pm
by CitadelGrad
Chizzang wrote:Baldy wrote:Jussie Smollett is nominated for an NAACP Award, and host Anthony Anderson hopes he wins
Amazing.
Just days after the prosecutors dropped all charges against Jussie Smollett, who had been indicted on 16 counts of disorderly conduct, the "Empire" actor could again make headlines.
Smollett is nominated for the 2019 NAACP Image Awards, scheduled for Saturday. Six-time host and "Black-ish" star Anthony Anderson told Variety on Wednesday that he hopes to see the controversial actor there.

So you're saying that being cleared of all charges is good..? (Right..?)
There is a difference between clearing one of all charges and declining to prosecute despite overwhelming evidence of guilt.
Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:25 pm
by Chizzang
CitadelGrad wrote:Chizzang wrote:
So you're saying that being cleared of all charges is good..? (Right..?)
There is a difference between clearing one of all charges and declining to prosecute despite overwhelming evidence of guilt.
it's a travesty the way rich people get treated differently by our justice system...
Robert Kraft Jesse Smollette OJ Simpson
I heard they aren't even gonna throw Hilary Clinton in jail and she kills people almost every day
Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:10 am
by CitadelGrad
Chizzang wrote:CitadelGrad wrote:
There is a difference between clearing one of all charges and declining to prosecute despite overwhelming evidence of guilt.
it's a travesty the way rich people get treated differently by our justice system...
Robert Kraft Jesse Smollette OJ Simpson
I heard they aren't even gonna throw Hilary Clinton in jail and she kills people almost every day
I wouldn't include Kraft in that group. He just tried to get his dick tugged a little. No biggie. The crimes of the others are much more serious.
Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Fri Mar 29, 2019 8:29 am
by Ivytalk
Baldy wrote:This may have been posted before, but I don't have the time to search.
Bees are racist and pollen is a hate crime.
'Hate crime' against S.C. mayor turns out to be pollen
The mayor of a small town in South Carolina remains adamant that she was targeted in a hate crime despite police determining that the yellow substance found all over the car was pollen.
Darnell Byrd McPherson, the mayor of Lamar, told Newsweek that she filed a police report on Feb. 7 claiming that a “yellow, sticky substance” had been found all over her’s and her husband’s cars.
“I likened it as a hate crime because No. 1, there’s a history in our town of Lamar,” she said.
In a statement to a local ABC affiliate, Ms. McPherson claimed that during the 1970s, “crosses were burned in the yard of our home when my Mother was involved with the civil rights movement. On this very same corner in this very same front yard!”
Ms. McPherson complained that police never took a sample of the substance on their cars before they were cleaned the next day.
“The substance wasn’t saved and the cars were actually cleaned — pressure-washed twice — there was no substance, and so they didn’t have it for the investigation,” the mayor told Newsweek.
“It’s something,” she said. “Something that’s sticky that’s stuck to my car and took two different solutions to get it off.”
Darlington County Sheriff’s Office Lieutenant Robby Kilgo told Newsweek that the substance was determined to be pollen.
“We found it to be pollen,” he said. “There was no reason for us to collect a sample.”
Ms. McPherson insisted that the incident was some form of targeted vandalism and had
Ibanez...these are your people.

Gotta watch dem southron bees...bet they have segregated hives...
Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:11 am
by Pwns
Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 10:13 am
by kalm
Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:03 am
by Chizzang
If anybody ever really needed any evidence that religions are pretty much just stupid
well here it is...
Lets make up stuff a thousand years ago
and see how many idiots are still doing it a hundred decades later

Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:21 pm
by AZGrizFan
Chizzang wrote:kalm wrote:
Oh JFC!
If anybody ever really needed any evidence that religions are pretty much just stupid
well here it is...
Lets make up stuff a thousand years ago
and see how many idiots are still doing it a hundred decades later

Sad, too. She's super-fine, but we'll never know.

Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:37 pm
by Chizzang
AZGrizFan wrote:Chizzang wrote:
If anybody ever really needed any evidence that religions are pretty much just stupid
well here it is...
Lets make up stuff a thousand years ago
and see how many idiots are still doing it a hundred decades later

Sad, too. She's super-fine, but we'll never know.

Imagine what it would take to convince women to start wearing a bag over their entire body today ?
You need to wear a bag because I can't control myself if I see what you look like

Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 3:58 pm
by CID1990
Chizzang wrote:
Imagine what it would take to convince women to start wearing a bag over their entire body today ?
You need to wear a bag because I can't control myself if I see what you look like

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Re: Not The Onion
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:18 pm
by Ivytalk
Shit, I thought it was Omar. You SOB!
Trips’ pin-up girl.
