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Miami Student Arrested for RKO'ing Principal
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:35 pm
by SuperHornet
According to the report, the kid is a 135-lb pipsqueak who couldn't harm a flea and had an otherwise perfect behavior report. The principal allegedly responded by beating the cr@p out of the kid. The kid is arrested, but the reigning Principal of the Year gets off scot free, and all the district can do is decry student "bad behavior."
But wrestling's fake, right?!?
https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2019/04 ... principal/
Re: Miami Student Arrested for RKO'ing Principal
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:43 pm
by 93henfan
SuperHornet wrote:According to the report, the kid is a 135-lb pipsqueak who couldn't harm a flea and had an otherwise perfect behavior report. The principal allegedly responded by beating the cr@p out of the kid. The kid is arrested, but the reigning Principal of the Year gets off scot free, and all the district can do is decry student "bad behavior."
But wrestling's fake, right?!?
https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2019/04 ... principal/
There is no "allegedly." You can see the principal's response in the the video in the article you posted, dummy. His response was measured and appropriate, at face value.
Also, wrestling isn't "fake" as it is a tangible item that exists. However, it's 100% scripted and the outcome of every match is predetermined before it starts. If you are arguing to the contrary, you are either trolling us poorly or you have a double digit IQ.
Re: Miami Student Arrested for RKO'ing Principal
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:50 pm
by CID1990
I see similarities between the student, the principal, and Hitler.
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Re: Miami Student Arrested for RKO'ing Principal
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:11 pm
by kalm
93henfan wrote:SuperHornet wrote:According to the report, the kid is a 135-lb pipsqueak who couldn't harm a flea and had an otherwise perfect behavior report. The principal allegedly responded by beating the cr@p out of the kid. The kid is arrested, but the reigning Principal of the Year gets off scot free, and all the district can do is decry student "bad behavior."
But wrestling's fake, right?!?
https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2019/04 ... principal/
There is no "allegedly." You can see the principal's response in the the video in the article you posted, dummy. His response was measured and appropriate, at face value.
Also, wrestling isn't "fake" as it is a tangible item that exists. However, it's 100% scripted and the outcome of every match is predetermined before it starts. If you are arguing to the contrary, you are either trolling us poorly or you have a double digit IQ.
So it isn’t fake, it’s just scripted?
Ok.
Re: Miami Student Arrested for RKO'ing Principal
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:19 pm
by AZGrizFan
CID1990 wrote:I see similarities between the student, the principal, and Hitler.
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This brilliance did not go unnoticed.

Re: Miami Student Arrested for RKO'ing Principal
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:25 pm
by SuperHornet
My point, 93, was that most people conflate the definitions of "predetermined" and "fake," and also ignore the occasional "shoot" match. Piledrivers and figure-four leglocks are no joke. One of my shipmates on my first ship put both of those on me in the scullery (yes, it had a metal floor). And the ultimate example of whether or not wrestling is real is Owen Hart.
And, no, arrest was NOT the correct response. A suspension would have been MUCH more appropriate, particularly considering that at 135 lb, there's no way the kid could have done anything more with an RKO than the joke he was intending. The kids' own family testify to the over-the-top reaction of the principal, as the article stated.
Re: Miami Student Arrested for RKO'ing Principal
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:25 pm
by CID1990
93henfan wrote:SuperHornet wrote:According to the report, the kid is a 135-lb pipsqueak who couldn't harm a flea and had an otherwise perfect behavior report. The principal allegedly responded by beating the cr@p out of the kid. The kid is arrested, but the reigning Principal of the Year gets off scot free, and all the district can do is decry student "bad behavior."
But wrestling's fake, right?!?
https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2019/04 ... principal/
However, it's 100% scripted and the outcome of every match is predetermined before it starts.
You say that safely because you are practically in Yankeeland
Say that sh1t in Alabama or the Redneck Riviera and somebody’ll kick your ass up over your shoulders
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Re: Miami Student Arrested for RKO'ing Principal
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:06 am
by 89Hen
SuperHornet wrote:According to the report, the kid is a 135-lb pipsqueak who couldn't harm a flea and had an otherwise perfect behavior report.
Like doing parkour in Walmart?
Re: Miami Student Arrested for RKO'ing Principal
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 10:54 am
by BDKJMU
SuperHornet wrote:My point, 93, was that most people conflate the definitions of "predetermined" and "fake," and also ignore the occasional "shoot" match. Piledrivers and figure-four leglocks are no joke. One of my shipmates on my first ship put both of those on me in the scullery (yes, it had a metal floor). And the ultimate example of whether or not wrestling is real is Owen Hart.
And, no, arrest was NOT the correct response. A suspension would have been MUCH more appropriate, particularly considering that at 135 lb, there's no way the kid could have done anything more with an RKO than the joke he was intending. The kids' own family testify to the over-the-top reaction of the principal, as the article stated.
Was the shipmate female or male?
Re: Miami Student Arrested for RKO'ing Principal
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 11:06 am
by Ursus A. Horribilis
Holy fuck. SH can still leave me speechless with some of this dumb shit after all these years.
Kids a moron, got what he deserved. Wrestling is fake. That principal would kick the living dog fuck out of Randy Horton.
Re: Miami Student Arrested for RKO'ing Principal
Posted: Sat Apr 20, 2019 2:10 pm
by kalm
CID1990 wrote:93henfan wrote:
However, it's 100% scripted and the outcome of every match is predetermined before it starts.
You say that safely because you are practically in Yankeeland
Say that sh1t in Alabama or the Redneck Riviera and somebody’ll kick your ass up over your shoulders while trying to control their hard on.
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FYP.
Re: Miami Student Arrested for RKO'ing Principal
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:25 pm
by Ibanez
CID1990 wrote:I see similarities between the student, the principal, and Hitler.
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