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My money is the dogs joined her.


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Bittencourt's father-in-law, Alfredo Sestini, told the outlet that the model's husband, Jorge Sestini, then jumped into the ocean to attempt to rescue her. He was rescued himself hours later.

Why did it take hours to find him?

a) couldn't the dogs swim?
b) How do you drown that fast? Couldn't SHE swim?
c) Why did it take hours to find the husband?
d) WTF? this story makes zero sense...I'm guessing the final version will be significantly different.

AZGrizFan wrote:a) couldn't the dogs swim?
b) How do you drown that fast? Couldn't SHE swim?
c) Why did it take hours to find the husband?
d) WTF? this story makes zero sense...I'm guessing the final version will be significantly different.

this ^

Additions will include
1) autopsy with blood alcohol content
2) rough waters
3) Incompetent captain or crew

The hours it took to find the husband is the weird one - they knew when he jumped in, so how did they lose track of him? And not for minutes, but for hours. Weird.

RIP to the POA

GannonFan wrote:The hours it took to find the husband is the weird one - they knew when he jumped in, so how did they lose track of him? And not for minutes, but for hours. Weird.

If CluckU were here, he would back me up in saying it can be very hard to spot a man overboard once you lose sight for just a few seconds. Wave action obscures them, among other things.

Man overboard drill: the very first thing you do on a sailboat is throw a marker along with the ring- then you can concentrate on getting yourself turned around

I’m going to go with you guys saying something is missing from this story though


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Stupid. They were just dogs. I'm sorry she passed away but risking one's life over a dog is stupid.

It's always smart to take pets and small children on a catamaran. They never tip over.

93henfan wrote:It's always smart to take pets and small children on a catamaran. They never tip over.

Hold my beer, motherfvcker

CID1990 wrote:

GannonFan wrote:The hours it took to find the husband is the weird one - they knew when he jumped in, so how did they lose track of him? And not for minutes, but for hours. Weird.

If CluckU were here, he would back me up in saying it can be very hard to spot a man overboard once you lose sight for just a few seconds. Wave action obscures them, among other things.

Man overboard drill: the very first thing you do on a sailboat is throw a marker along with the ring- then you can concentrate on getting yourself turned around

I’m going to go with you guys saying something is missing from this story though


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This is very true. And if this took place at night, then it’s difficulty is magnified by about 100x. Still doesn’t explain why she was “drowning”...other Than the fact she obviously has ZERO body fat and probably didn’t float very well...and when you’re low body fat it’s a bitch to keep your head above water.

But I gotta agree with JSO on this one...there’s no WAY I jump in the water (especially if it was at night) to save a dog. I throw a marker, turn around and try to snatch it out of the water on the return trip by.

AZGrizFan wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
If CluckU were here, he would back me up in saying it can be very hard to spot a man overboard once you lose sight for just a few seconds. Wave action obscures them, among other things.

Man overboard drill: the very first thing you do on a sailboat is throw a marker along with the ring- then you can concentrate on getting yourself turned around

I’m going to go with you guys saying something is missing from this story though


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This is very true. And if this took place at night, then it’s difficulty is magnified by about 100x. Still doesn’t explain why she was “drowning”...other Than the fact she obviously has ZERO body fat and probably didn’t float very well...and when you’re low body fat it’s a bitch to keep your head above water.

But I gotta agree with JSO on this one...there’s no WAY I jump in the water (especially if it was at night) to save a dog. I throw a marker, turn around and try to snatch it out of the water on the return trip by.

add 4 bottles of wine to the mix and... people get a lot stupider



we've all done some sh!t drunk only later to hear friends say "How are you still alive"

Chizzang wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
This is very true. And if this took place at night, then it’s difficulty is magnified by about 100x. Still doesn’t explain why she was “drowning”...other Than the fact she obviously has ZERO body fat and probably didn’t float very well...and when you’re low body fat it’s a bitch to keep your head above water.

But I gotta agree with JSO on this one...there’s no WAY I jump in the water (especially if it was at night) to save a dog. I throw a marker, turn around and try to snatch it out of the water on the return trip by.

add 4 bottles of wine to the mix and... people get a lot stupider



we've all done some sh!t drunk only later to hear friends say "How are you still alive"

No doubt. There’s a reason most stories with bad endings begin with “here, hold my beer”...

If only she’d eaten a sammich or two before she jumped in.

She might have floated better.

Too soon?

No, its always ok to make fun of some idiot that puts dogs before their own well being.

They are just animals get another one

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While I have high value of dogs, they do not come close to a human life. The big question is: Does this qualify for a Darwin award?


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Ivytalk wrote:If only she’d eaten a sammich or two before she jumped in.

She might have floated better.

Too soon?

Better make it a ham sandwich. Eating sausage apparently didn't do the trick.

Story has completely changed now. New version: There were NO dogs on the boat. Only two people on the boat were her and her husband. (Allegedly) 60+ mile/hour winds kicked up and blew her off the boat and husband jumped in to save her because he couldn't (apparently) figure out how to turn the fucking boat around. Couldn't find her in the swells and was rescued several hours later by a 3rd party who wasn't even looking for him, but just happened to be in the area.

Beautiful thing about surviving? You get to write the narrative any way that works...

AZGrizFan wrote:Story has completely changed now. New version: There were NO dogs on the boat. Only two people on the boat were her and her husband. (Allegedly) 60+ mile/hour winds kicked up and blew her off the boat and husband jumped in to save her because he couldn't (apparently) figure out how to turn the **** boat around. Couldn't find her in the swells and was rescued several hours later by a 3rd party who wasn't even looking for him, but just happened to be in the area.

Beautiful thing about surviving? You get to write the narrative any way that works...

So you're saying the dogs are safe and sound??? Phew, glad to hear it all ended well.

CAA Flagship wrote:RIP to the POA

That's not even a real dog.

SunCoastBlueHen wrote:

CAA Flagship wrote:RIP to the POA

That's not even a real dog.

I am sure that is not the only thing not real in the picture..

dbackjon wrote:

SunCoastBlueHen wrote:
That's not even a real dog.

I am sure that is not the only thing not real in the picture..

And no straight male cares...

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:No, its always ok to make fun of some idiot that puts dogs before their own well being.

They are just animals get another one

The truth of the matter is - we're all just animals
including a fetus



Morality is a tricky son-of-a-bitch
and what if the creator of the Universe has become more fond of "just animals" than humans
because humans fuck each other over and lie and manipulate

certainly just as plausible as any bullsh!t story told by Arab goat herders

Chizzang wrote:

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:No, its always ok to make fun of some idiot that puts dogs before their own well being.

They are just animals get another one

The truth of the matter is - we're all just animals
including a fetus



Morality is a tricky son-of-a-bitch
and what if the creator of the Universe has become more fond of "just animals" than humans
because humans **** each other over and lie and manipulate

certainly just as plausible as any bullsh!t story told by Arab goat herders

If that is your view of life, I feel sorry for you.


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