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A Tax Day Joke

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:12 am
by JMU DJ
A Little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA ,
they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I
noticed that for some reason you sent it through
Washington D.C. and those ass holes took $95.00 in
taxes

Re: A Tax Day Joke

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:21 am
by dbackjon
:lol:

Re: A Tax Day Joke

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:23 am
by grizzaholic
Best one I have heard all week.

Re: A Tax Day Joke

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:42 am
by clenz
:pray: :pray: :pray: :pray: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:


The governments favorite body movement of the tax payers in America

:butt:

Re: A Tax Day Joke

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:51 am
by hank scorpio
:thumb:

Re: A Tax Day Joke

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:37 am
by Ivytalk
Excellent! :D

Re: A Tax Day Joke

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:57 am
by ASUMountaineer
:lol:

Re: A Tax Day Joke

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:17 pm
by HI54UNI
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: A Tax Day Joke

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:33 pm
by Cap'n Cat
Musta happened during Dubya's admin.

:mrgreen: