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Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:21 pm
by ∞∞∞
I'm thinking a straightforward target like Nicaragua under the guise of freedom. Score some brownie points, funnel some money to defense contractors, get an easy win in our own hemisphere.
Other choices include Yemen or a dark horse like Belarus. Perhaps we send troops to liberate Crimea? What about Venezuela?
Of course we've still got the rest of the "Axis of Evil" to deal with: Iran and North Korea. Boring but obvious targets.
Does anyone know if some place in Africa needs freedom bombs dropped?
Also who gets us into the next one? Biden, Trump, Harris, DeSantis, Haley?
Discuss.
ps. Civil War is also an option.
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:25 pm
by AZGrizFan
We haven’t been in a war since WWII.
Given the amount of equipment that is going to have to be be replaced (since we left it in Afghanistan) the defense contractors are ok for a couple years.
I’d say Harris….but we’re not touching Crimea with a 10-foot pole.
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:26 pm
by ∞∞∞
AZGrizFan wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:25 pm
We haven’t been in a war since WWII.
Given the amount of equipment that is going to have to be be replaced (since we left it in Afghanistan) the defense contractors are ok for a couple years.
I’d say Harris….but we’re not touching Crimea with a 10-foot pole.
You're right.
Where do we go to "war" next?
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:30 pm
by 93henfan
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∞∞∞ wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:21 pm
ps. Civil War is also an option.
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Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:32 pm
by AZGrizFan
93henfan wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:30 pm
Loved"
∞∞∞ wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:21 pm
ps. Civil War is also an option.
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Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:41 pm
by LeadBolt
Grand Fenwick.
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Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:41 pm
by bobbythekidd
∞∞∞ wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:21 pm
I'm thinking a straightforward target like Nicaragua under the guise of freedom. Score some brownie points, funnel some money to defense contractors, get an easy win in our own hemisphere.
Other choices include Yemen or a dark horse like Belarus. Perhaps we send troops to liberate Crimea? What about Venezuela?
Of course we've still got the rest of the "Axis of Evil" to deal with: Iran and North Korea. Boring but obvious targets.
Does anyone know if some place in Africa needs freedom bombs dropped?
Also who gets us into the next one? Biden, Trump, Harris, DeSantis, Haley?
Discuss.
ps. Civil War is also an option.
It's our cultural identity to feed the MIDC. America has been at war 93% of the time – 222 Out of 239 Years – Since 1776, the U.S. has only been at peace for less than 20 years total since its birth.
It's long past time to serve as the world's police force, and time for the US to act like a developed nation. IMO
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:47 pm
by ∞∞∞
bobbythekidd wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:41 pm
∞∞∞ wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:21 pm
I'm thinking a straightforward target like Nicaragua under the guise of freedom. Score some brownie points, funnel some money to defense contractors, get an easy win in our own hemisphere.
Other choices include Yemen or a dark horse like Belarus. Perhaps we send troops to liberate Crimea? What about Venezuela?
Of course we've still got the rest of the "Axis of Evil" to deal with: Iran and North Korea. Boring but obvious targets.
Does anyone know if some place in Africa needs freedom bombs dropped?
Also who gets us into the next one? Biden, Trump, Harris, DeSantis, Haley?
Discuss.
ps. Civil War is also an option.
It's our cultural identity to feed the MIDC. America has been at war 93% of the time – 222 Out of 239 Years – Since 1776, the U.S. has only been at peace for less than 20 years total since its birth.
It's long past time to serve as the world's police force, and time for the US to act like a developed nation. IMO
What kind of pussyhat thinking is this? I vote to authorize military force against Bobby's house.
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:52 pm
by bobbythekidd
∞∞∞ wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:47 pm
What kind of pussyhat thinking is this? I vote to authorize military force against Bobby's house.
It's Bob, dammit!
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 10:08 pm
by UNI88
bobbythekidd wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:52 pm
∞∞∞ wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:47 pm
What kind of pussyhat thinking is this? I vote to authorize military force against Bobby's house.
It's Bob, dammit!
It won't be after Trip drops a MOAB on your house.
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 4:22 am
by Gil Dobie
Is the war on drugs over? Asking for a friend.
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:00 am
by kalm
Cascadia…once we attempt to secede…and dirty hippy merc’s like Bobby flock in to support us.
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:12 am
by Ibanez
Fredonia...those bastards have been causing a ruckus for far too long.
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:33 am
by kalm
Ibanez wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:12 am
Fredonia...those bastards have been causing a ruckus for far too long.
I have no clue what that is…
But Guilder was framed!
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:28 am
by CID1990
I’d like to go to war somewhere that has beer, pork, and nice Octobers. Our last few wars have had one or two of those things but never all in one package
Let’s go invade Germany again
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Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:37 am
by Ibanez
CID1990 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:28 am
I’d like to go to war somewhere that has beer, pork, and nice Octobers. Our last few wars have had one or two of those things but never all in one package
Let’s go invade
Southern Germany again
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FIFY
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:26 am
by CAA Flagship
CID1990 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:28 am
I’d like to go to war somewhere that has beer, pork, and nice Octobers. Our last few wars have had one or two of those things but never all in one package
Let’s go invade Germany again
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How about France? We can conquer it in a weekend.
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:51 am
by Ibanez
CAA Flagship wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:26 am
CID1990 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:28 am
I’d like to go to war somewhere that has beer, pork, and nice Octobers. Our last few wars have had one or two of those things but never all in one package
Let’s go invade Germany again
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How about France? We can conquer it in a weekend.
I've already conquered it on paper...
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:04 am
by kalm
CAA Flagship wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:26 am
CID1990 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:28 am
I’d like to go to war somewhere that has beer, pork, and nice Octobers. Our last few wars have had one or two of those things but never all in one package
Let’s go invade Germany again
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How about France? We can conquer it in a weekend.
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:25 am
by Ivytalk
Ibanez wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 5:12 am
Fredonia...those bastards have been causing a ruckus for far too long.
*Freedonia
Shaddup, Firefly!
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:28 am
by BDKJMU
Ibanez wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:37 am
CID1990 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:28 am
I’d like to go to war somewhere that has beer, pork, and nice Octobers. Our last few wars have had one or two of those things but never all in one package
Let’s go invade
Bavaria again.
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FIFY
FIFY FIFY
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:29 am
by UNI88
BDKJMU wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:28 am
Ibanez wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:37 am
FIFY
FIFY FIFY
BDK nails it. I've put in a formal request to be the administrator responsible for Munich.
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:37 am
by Ibanez
BDKJMU wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 9:28 am
Ibanez wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:37 am
FIFY
FIFY FIFY
Jawohl!
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 4:51 pm
by CitadelGrad
Civil war. It's time for a reckoning.
Re: Where do we go to war next?
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:08 pm
by Gil Dobie
After we march thru Georgia again, let's go strait to Cuba.