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CEO of Wal-Mart Found On Arkansas Anti-Gay Petition
Mike Duke, Newest CEO of WalMart, Inc. Is Listed As a Signer of The Anti-Gay Adoption and Foster Care Petition

A one, Mike Duke of 16 Pinnacle Drive, Rogers, Arkansas with the birthdate of 12/07/49 appears on a petition sheet for the Anti-Gay Arkansas Adoption and Foster Ban or Act 1. The actual petition sheet may be viewed here and on KnowThyNeighbor.org where one may find the alleged signature of Mr. Duke and the check mark put on by the State of Arkansas indicating that this name was verified and counted for the advancement and ultimate success of the anti-gay legislation in Arkansas in 2008 otherwise known as Act 1.
http://knowthyneighbor.blogs.com/home/2 ... ition.html

I'm sure that is directed at gays, but does it say in the petition anythign about gay people. It appears they don't want anyone who isn't legally married to adopt. That would include straight people as well.

wideright82 wrote:I'm sure that is directed at gays, but does it say in the petition anythign about gay people. It appears they don't want anyone who isn't legally married to adopt. That would include straight people as well.

It was clearly directed at gays - the ads/people behind it made to bones about it.

You know, your life would would be a lot easier if you would stop being gay.

I think it's part of the job description. If we have any Royals fans around, which I kinda doubt, ask them about former Walmart CEO and current Kansas City owner David Glass.

bobbythekidd wrote:You know, your life would would be a lot easier if you would stop being gay.

then he'd have to deal with women. To be honest I think the petitions are much easier

wideright82 wrote:

bobbythekidd wrote:You know, your life would would be a lot easier if you would stop being gay.

then he'd have to deal with women. To be honest I think the petitions are much easier

He makes a good point.

wideright82 wrote:

bobbythekidd wrote:You know, your life would would be a lot easier if you would stop being gay.

then he'd have to deal with women. To be honest I think the petitions are much easier

I love "dealing with women"...
Everything about them makes me smile - sadly I can't help myself - they captivate me

Cleets Part 2 wrote:

wideright82 wrote:

then he'd have to deal with women. To be honest I think the petitions are much easier

I love "dealing with women"...
Everything about them makes me smile - sadly I can't help myself - they captivate me

How about paying your ex?

But with that Italian life would be nice.

bobbythekidd wrote:You know, your life would would be a lot easier if you would stop being gay.

maybe we should have told Martin Luther King Jr his life would have been a lot easier if he stopped being black.

UNHWildCats wrote:

bobbythekidd wrote:You know, your life would would be a lot easier if you would stop being gay.

maybe we should have told Martin Luther King Jr his life would have been a lot easier if he stopped being black.

Given the era that Dr. King lived, I'm certain that would have helped him out. I doubt he would be so popular though.

At this point I can see no wrong with submitting to neutering. Would eliminate the need to continually do stupid shit just to appease someone else because of a primal urge, as well as the constant need to be an utter and total asshole when communicating with everyday people.

I'm gonna check into it on Monday, right now I gotta complete the grocery and sundry list for the trip to Walmart in the spirit of appeasement.

slycat wrote:

Cleets Part 2 wrote:
I love "dealing with women"...
Everything about them makes me smile - sadly I can't help myself - they captivate me

How about paying your ex?

But with that Italian life would be nice.

Well...
That is a good point but I still wouldn't trade a thing - she may have cleaned me out but I still love the ex and I always will... she's simply a lost soul and I couldn't save her.

so now I pay her $1205.43 every month - plus I gave her $40k plus in cash - a duplex - an ML55 Mercedes and so many other things I can't even remember...

I did steal (yes I had to) the art in our house... so I still have all the art I have collected over the years

I left that marriage with my 1994 Ford F-150 my clothes (a few guitars) and stolen art...pulled out of the driveway in Palm Springs and never looked back

Cleets Part 2 wrote:

slycat wrote:
How about paying your ex?

But with that Italian life would be nice.

Well...
That is a good point but I still wouldn't trade a thing - she may have cleaned me out but I still love the ex and I always will... she's simply a lost soul and I couldn't save her.

so now I pay her $1205.43 every month - plus I gave her $40k plus in cash - a duplex - an ML55 Mercedes and so many other things I can't even remember...

I did steal (yes I had to) the art in our house... so I still have all the art I have collected over the years

I left that marriage with my 1994 Ford F-150 my clothes (a few guitars) and stolen art...pulled out of the driveway in Palm Springs and never looked back

You seem to have bounced back well.

slycat wrote:

Cleets Part 2 wrote:
Well...
That is a good point but I still wouldn't trade a thing - she may have cleaned me out but I still love the ex and I always will... she's simply a lost soul and I couldn't save her.

so now I pay her $1205.43 every month - plus I gave her $40k plus in cash - a duplex - an ML55 Mercedes and so many other things I can't even remember...

I did steal (yes I had to) the art in our house... so I still have all the art I have collected over the years

I left that marriage with my 1994 Ford F-150 my clothes (a few guitars) and stolen art...pulled out of the driveway in Palm Springs and never looked back

You seem to have bounced back well.

Only one problem...
I think I'm in love again (Argh..!!!)

She said to me Friday night.. "You know - I let you touch my naked body and that's special" it was so cute I almost barfed a rainbow and sprinkles shot out of my ass..!!!

She was so serious... I laughed and then recovered quickly, letting her know that I am honored and humbled by her body... and I am - it's awesome..!!!!

anyway: I'm alone tonight... just me and you ass-holes
she and I are going to the Mariners day game tomorrow (sweet)

Cleets Part 2 wrote:

slycat wrote:
You seem to have bounced back well.

Only one problem...
I think I'm in love again (Argh..!!!)

She said to me Friday night.. "You know - I let you touch my naked body and that's special" it was so cute I almost barfed a rainbow and sprinkles shot out of my ass..!!!

She was so serious... I laughed and then recovered quickly, letting her know that I am honored and humbled by her body... and I am - it's awesome..!!!!

anyway: I'm alone tonight... just me and you ass-holes
she and I are going to the Mariners day game tomorrow (sweet)

You'll have to meet the Russian one of these days Cleetsy, she's a peach. But you have to promise not to steal her from me.

WTAG wrote:

Cleets Part 2 wrote:
Only one problem...
I think I'm in love again (Argh..!!!)

She said to me Friday night.. "You know - I let you touch my naked body and that's special" it was so cute I almost barfed a rainbow and sprinkles shot out of my ass..!!!

She was so serious... I laughed and then recovered quickly, letting her know that I am honored and humbled by her body... and I am - it's awesome..!!!!

anyway: I'm alone tonight... just me and you ass-holes
she and I are going to the Mariners day game tomorrow (sweet)

You'll have to meet the Russian one of these days Cleetsy, she's a peach. But you have to promise not to steal her from me.

It would be a pleasure to meet your girlfriend "The Russian"
Ask Grizaholic & Seattlegriz and AZGF and Col Hogan... I'm a perfect gentlemen - I would never do anything to harm the relationship of a friend

seriously

Cleets Part 2 wrote:

WTAG wrote:
You'll have to meet the Russian one of these days Cleetsy, she's a peach. But you have to promise not to steal her from me.

It would be a pleasure to meet your girlfriend "The Russian"
Ask Grizaholic & Seattlegriz and AZGF and Col Hogan... I'm a perfect gentlemen - I would never do anything to harm the relationship of a friend

seriously

I know man, just messing with you.

Oh, and that was a subtle hint that you need to get your fancy ass back to Missoula.

Grizalltheway wrote:Oh, and that was a subtle hint that you need to get your fancy ass back to Missoula.

PM me your cell number..!!! if you DARE..!!!

Cleets Part 2 wrote:

WTAG wrote:
You'll have to meet the Russian one of these days Cleetsy, she's a peach. But you have to promise not to steal her from me.

It would be a pleasure to meet your girlfriend "The Russian"
Ask Grizaholic & Seattlegriz and AZGF and Col Hogan... I'm a perfect gentlemen - I would never do anything to harm the relationship of a friend

seriously

I think you've already met "The Russian", Cleets...***cough*** Ursus***cough***!

Grizo406 wrote:

Cleets Part 2 wrote:
It would be a pleasure to meet your girlfriend "The Russian"
Ask Grizaholic & Seattlegriz and AZGF and Col Hogan... I'm a perfect gentlemen - I would never do anything to harm the relationship of a friend

seriously

I think you've already met "The Russian", Cleets...***cough*** Ursus***cough***!

Hmmm... I see
well never mind

Grizo406 wrote:

Cleets Part 2 wrote:
It would be a pleasure to meet your girlfriend "The Russian"
Ask Grizaholic & Seattlegriz and AZGF and Col Hogan... I'm a perfect gentlemen - I would never do anything to harm the relationship of a friend

seriously

I think you've already met "The Russian", Cleets...***cough*** Ursus***cough***!

What!? Is there something wrong with a little role playing?

Cleets, you think you're in love...great. Please keep posts like the previous one to yourself from now on you sick sob. Go and find the Seinfeld "schmoopy" episode and re-watch it you disgusting douche.

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: Cleets, you think you're in love...great. Please keep posts like the previous one to yourself from now on you sick sob. Go and find the Seinfeld "schmoopy" episode and re-watch it you disgusting douche.

it's true... I'm in Love
we're going to the baseball game here at 1:00 today
I'll post some pictures after the game - I'll make sure it's "cute" hugs and lovy dovy stuff just for you Ursus

Cleets Part 2 wrote:

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: Cleets, you think you're in love...great. Please keep posts like the previous one to yourself from now on you sick sob. Go and find the Seinfeld "schmoopy" episode and re-watch it you disgusting douche.

it's true... I'm in Love
we're going to the baseball game here at 1:00 today
I'll post some pictures after the game - I'll make sure it's "cute" hugs and lovy dovy stuff just for you Ursus

Throw in some ironing and Ursus will be in love too