Ladies and Gentlemen,
Wanted to give you all a hearty pat on the behind for all your work in beating back the latest Conk insurgency. When Obama entered the race almost two years ago, the smugness of Conklodytes was palpable and, per usual, hateful. However, over time, the cream rose to the surface and the moose stew was flushed down the toilet, as it were. Much credit goes to the hard-working Progressive apparatchniks in the CS trenches rallying our komrades with visions of the New World Order (not released yet, still in committee, so keep it under your berets, cool?).
The Conks on CS are flustered and frustrated; lashing out and grasping for any minute piece of gristle they can to run down our Progressive men and women who now triumphantly occupy the positions of power in the executive and legislative branches of our ever-expanding, benificent and critical-to-our-further-well-being government. My hats are off to Board Progressives in beating back the bleating and mewling of the jealous and vengeful Conk rabble here and I wish you continued success as we contain the contagion that is conservatism on CS.
Much glory to you as you work for the ultimate goal of one currency and one government.
Yours,
Cap'n Cat
Midwest Bureau Chief
CS Board Progressives







