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...yep, gonna brave the elements, arrive 6 hours early, stand in line to clear security for 90 minutes, suffer through hours sitting in the 105 degree heat listening to Alice Cooper and any number of other old, tired, worn out bands, to listen to the Messiah, the Chosen One, the American Idol winner, speak for 12 whole minutes at the ASU commencement ceremonies.

I hope his fucking teleprompter breaks.


Um.....uh.....uh.....um.......we......we....uh....we....um.......

Do you know someone graduating or are you just going to bask in His Glory?

Grizalltheway wrote:Do you know someone graduating or are you just going to bask in His Glory?

Uh....NO. I wouldn't be within 50 miles of that place if I didn't know TWO individuals graduating tomorrow....my nephew, and our next door neighbor's daughter. In fact, I tried like HELL to get out of it anyway. Didn't work.....they both want us there. That's JUST the kind of guy I am....taking a bullet for the home team.

AZGrizFan wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote:Do you know someone graduating or are you just going to bask in His Glory?

Uh....NO. I wouldn't be within 50 miles of that place if I didn't know TWO individuals graduating tomorrow....my nephew, and our next door neighbor's daughter. In fact, I tried like HELL to get out of it anyway. Didn't work.....they both want us there. That's JUST the kind of guy I am....taking a bullet for the home team.

Simple solution: bring some earbuds and a recording of Uncle Ronnie's "Tear down that wall" speech.

Grizalltheway wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:

Uh....NO. I wouldn't be within 50 miles of that place if I didn't know TWO individuals graduating tomorrow....my nephew, and our next door neighbor's daughter. In fact, I tried like HELL to get out of it anyway. Didn't work.....they both want us there. That's JUST the kind of guy I am....taking a bullet for the home team.

Simple solution: bring some earbuds and a recording of Uncle Ronnie's "Tear down that wall" speech.

I've got to worry about avoiding heat stroke before I worry about what I'll actually be listening to. I'm sure I won't be able to hear him anyway, what with the sound of 65,000 people sucking him off in unison.

Had a chance to go. Passed.

Get stoned. It's your only hope to avoid a complete waste of a day.

Dude, I suggest you suddenly get real sick. Either claim to have Swine Flu or Get really really drunk.

I'm gonna have to go D on this one.....

AZGrizFan wrote:...yep, gonna brave the elements, arrive 6 hours early, stand in line to clear security for 90 minutes, suffer through hours sitting in the 105 degree heat listening to Alice Cooper and any number of other old, tired, worn out bands, to listen to the Messiah, the Chosen One, the American Idol winner, speak for 12 whole minutes at the ASU commencement ceremonies.

I hope his fucking teleprompter breaks.


Um.....uh.....uh.....um.......we......we....uh....we....um.......

Fess up, you are going in hopes of getting an autograph, or perhaps shake his hand, or better yet, fellatiate him.

dbackjon wrote:Had a chance to go. Passed.

Reminds me of the time years ago when Cleveland's Mayor Ralph Perk (the guy who set his hair on fire) passed up a state dinner at the Nixon White House because it was his wife's bowling night!

I'd like to meet Alice Cooper.

Ivytalk wrote:

dbackjon wrote:Had a chance to go. Passed.

Reminds me of the time years ago when Cleveland's Mayor Ralph Perk (the guy who set his hair on fire) passed up a state dinner at the Nixon White House because it was his wife's bowling night!

Not like I would get anywhere near him.

Cap'n Cat wrote:I'd like to meet Alice Cooper.

Been there, done that

Just hope he doesn't perform "No More Mr. Nice Guy" with the young impressionable AZ in the audience.

Remember to buy a T-shirt.

OL FU wrote:Remember to buy a T-shirt.

I tried like HELL last night to get out of it. No good.

AZGrizFan wrote:

OL FU wrote:Remember to buy a T-shirt.

I tried like HELL last night to get out of it. No good.

No one here believes that, Z, so save it for the KKK klatch meeting tonight.

AZGrizFan wrote:

OL FU wrote:Remember to buy a T-shirt.

I tried like HELL last night to get out of it. No good.

I'd buy Halle's but she would have to give it to me right then

Cap'n Cat wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:


I tried like HELL last night to get out of it. No good.

No one here believes that, Z, so save it for the KKK klatch meeting tonight.

Believes what?

AZGrizFan wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:


No one here believes that, Z, so save it for the KKK klatch meeting tonight.

Believes what?

Hey.....just remember:

Cap'n Cat wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
Believes what?

Hey.....just remember:

Remember what? That you'll be back in two-and-two?

T-minus 2 hrs and 15 minutes to Messiah-time.

AZGrizFan wrote:T-minus 2 hrs and 15 minutes to Messiah-time.

Have fun. Say hi.

dbackjon wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:T-minus 2 hrs and 15 minutes to Messiah-time.

Have fun. Say hi.

I'm about as far away from his as one could be and still be in the same zip code. Apparently they've read my stuff here and are taking the necessary precautions....

AZGrizFan wrote:

dbackjon wrote:
Have fun. Say hi.

I'm about as far away from his as one could be and still be in the same zip code. Apparently they've read my stuff here and are taking the necessary precautions....

My call to Secret Service might be troublesome as well.