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"Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 4:45 am
by Wedgebuster
"And I will have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murders!"

Jesse Ventura :lol:

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Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 4:50 am
by Wedgebuster
One of the "comments"-

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and a raccoon lying dead in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the raccoon.


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Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 5:14 am
by Ibanez
ha. ha ha. ha ha ha ha.

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 11:21 am
by AZGrizFan
Wedgebuster wrote:"And I will have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murders!"

Jesse Ventura :lol:


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Hell, I've ALWAYS thought Manson was framed and that Cheney did it.

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 11:31 am
by Cap'n Cat
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Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 11:33 am
by AZGrizFan
Cap'n Cat wrote:Image
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You go, girl!

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:10 pm
by UNHWildCats
well I posted this video on AGS and so far the responses there are more entertaining :p

Gil Dobie: Jesse also said 911 was an inside job.

JayJ79: that might take two hours on the waterboard to get Cheney to confess to that.

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:28 pm
by BlueHen86
UNHWildCats wrote:well I posted this video on AGS and so far the responses there are more entertaining :p

Gil Dobie: Jesse also said 911 was an inside job.

JayJ79: that might take two hours on the waterboard to get Cheney to confess to that.
That's your opinion.

You better hope Ralph likes all of those responses, or they might be deleted.

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:05 pm
by UNHWildCats
BlueHen86 wrote:
UNHWildCats wrote:well I posted this video on AGS and so far the responses there are more entertaining :p

Gil Dobie: Jesse also said 911 was an inside job.

JayJ79: that might take two hours on the waterboard to get Cheney to confess to that.
That's your opinion.

You better hope Ralph likes all of those responses, or they might be deleted.
lol taking shots at Conks? Its Ralphs favorite thing to do

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:15 pm
by TwinTownBisonFan
I know Jesse... he's nuttier than squirrel poo.

Gil Dobie is right... he claimed it was an inside job...

this however, appears to a more lucid moment... glib and in the case of his thoughts on torture accurate. i also appreciate how he calls cheney out for dodging the draft during nam with "deferments" and now talking like jack bauer...

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:46 pm
by native
TwinTownBisonFan wrote: ...i also appreciate how he calls cheney out for dodging the draft during nam with "deferments" and now talking like jack bauer...
Point well taken. ...The ONLY valid criticism leveled against Cheney on these pages.

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 12:25 am
by bench
native wrote:
TwinTownBisonFan wrote: ...i also appreciate how he calls cheney out for dodging the draft during nam with "deferments" and now talking like jack bauer...
Point well taken. ...The ONLY valid criticism leveled against Cheney on these pages.
I suppose you don't agree then that the man is bitter, twisted fuck who left a shit-stain eight years long across the tapestry of the American Dream, and is a terrible goddamn shot to boot.

I wouldn't have any problem with someone waterboarding his sorry ass, but I'd prefer they soaked the rag with regular unleaded instead. Why? Because fuck him, that's why.

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 11:44 am
by TwinTownBisonFan
bench wrote:
native wrote:
Point well taken. ...The ONLY valid criticism leveled against Cheney on these pages.
I suppose you don't agree then that the man is bitter, twisted fuck who left a shit-stain eight years long across the tapestry of the American Dream, and is a terrible goddamn shot to boot.

I wouldn't have any problem with someone waterboarding his sorry ass, but I'd prefer they soaked the rag with regular unleaded instead. Why? Because fuck him, that's why.
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Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 12:27 pm
by Cap'n Cat
bench wrote:
native wrote:
Point well taken. ...The ONLY valid criticism leveled against Cheney on these pages.
I suppose you don't agree then that the man is bitter, twisted fuck who left a shit-stain eight years long across the tapestry of the American Dream, and is a terrible goddamn shot to boot.

I wouldn't have any problem with someone waterboarding his sorry ass, but I'd prefer they soaked the rag with regular unleaded instead. Why? Because fuck him, that's why.

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Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:35 pm
by BlueHen86
Put him on a waterboard and see how long he can hold his breath - if he can hold it for an hour then we'll try for two. I don't need him to confess to anything, he's an ass.

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:03 pm
by Gil Dobie
UNHWildCats wrote:well I posted this video on AGS and so far the responses there are more entertaining :p

Gil Dobie: Jesse also said 911 was an inside job.

JayJ79: that might take two hours on the waterboard to get Cheney to confess to that.
I do agree with Jesse though, waterboarding is against the law, and we shouldn't be doing.

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:53 pm
by BlueHen86
Gil Dobie wrote:
UNHWildCats wrote:well I posted this video on AGS and so far the responses there are more entertaining :p

Gil Dobie: Jesse also said 911 was an inside job.

JayJ79: that might take two hours on the waterboard to get Cheney to confess to that.
I do agree with Jesse though, waterboarding is against the law, and we shouldn't be doing.
We make the laws. We should legalize it. We should also work on our waterboarding technology - an hour is way too long. We should be able to make them talk sooner.

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:01 pm
by Wedgebuster
Wonder if you could get Dick Cheney to admit to licking daughter Mary's cookie without waterboarding?

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:56 am
by Gil Dobie
BlueHen86 wrote:We make the laws. We should legalize it. We should also work on our waterboarding technology - an hour is way too long. We should be able to make them talk sooner.
I understand your reasoning, but I still think it should be legal before our Government participates.

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:01 pm
by Rob Iola
is waterboarding part of SERE training?

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:35 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
Rob Iola wrote:is waterboarding part of SERE training?
Jesse said it was in an interview that I heard him on.

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:51 pm
by Rob Iola
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
Rob Iola wrote:is waterboarding part of SERE training?
Jesse said it was in an interview that I heard him on.
I guess my question is whether any folks hereabouts are/were a) Air Force pilots and b) had to go thru SERE training - if so, did you have to undergo waterboarding?

Re: "Give Me A Waterboard, Dick Cheney, And One Hour"

Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:11 pm
by danefan
Rob Iola wrote:
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote: Jesse said it was in an interview that I heard him on.
I guess my question is whether any folks hereabouts are/were a) Air Force pilots and b) had to go thru SERE training - if so, did you have to undergo waterboarding?
My brother-in-law just got done eating worms and pinecones for 3 weeks of SERE training in March for the Army X Ray 18 program. I'll see him tomorrow and ask him if he got waterboarded.