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MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:07 pm
by Wedgebuster
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... 741D60.DTL
"A gay couple say they were detained by security guards on a plaza owned by the Mormon church and later cited by police, claiming it stemmed from a kiss on the cheek."
Oh no!! Tabernacle Terrorists!!
Next time they'll be lucky if they don't get run down by the polygams and their fashion police-

Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 1:34 pm
by hank scorpio
JUST ALL IN A DAY OF GOD'S WORK!

Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:41 pm
by wildkyle
Good for the guards because that wouldn't set the tone for the temple.
Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:48 pm
by TwinTownBisonFan
wildkyle wrote:Good for the guards because that wouldn't set the tone for the temple.
something tells me there is going to be a "kiss in" at that plaza soon
Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:51 pm
by Wedgebuster
TwinTownBisonFan wrote:wildkyle wrote:Good for the guards because that wouldn't set the tone for the temple.
something tells me there is going to be a "kiss in" at that plaza soon
Yeah, keep us posted as to when that is scheduled will you kyle?
Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:00 pm
by Wedgebuster
I'm thinking the guards were actually gay curious, and wanted a chance to feel up these guys poopers.
Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:02 pm
by hank scorpio
Is buggery still illegal in Utah?
Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:05 pm
by Wedgebuster
hank scorpio wrote:Is buggery still illegal in Utah?
Nobody knows the secret ways of the temple. Chances are, many things that transpire within the temple might be counter to the state statutes.

Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:13 pm
by dbackjon
There was a kiss in yesterday there
Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:14 pm
by Wedgebuster
Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:40 pm
by polsongrizz
God Dam mormans and morwomans.
Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:45 pm
by Wedgebuster
Back in Jordan, in '95, when there was the Freemen, I asked as to the whereabouts of the Freewomen. They wuddint any.

Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:10 pm
by polsongrizz
Wedgebuster wrote:Back in Jordan, in '95, when there was the Freemen, I asked as to the whereabouts of the Freewomen. They wuddint any.

It truly is a sad state of affairs.

Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:00 am
by Chizzang
I'll never forget when my dad, who at the time was Lt. Col. Ward (circa 1980) said to me..
"Son, you have to be a little bit stupid to be a Mormon"

I love the old man...
Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:41 am
by Appaholic
hank scorpio wrote:Is buggery still illegal in Utah?
Only if you are over 14 and unrelated....
Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:39 pm
by ALPHAGRIZ1
The same guys over here bashing Mormons are also the ones that cry when blacks, gays or democrats etc. get the same treatment.
Wow

what is that word I am looking for?
I know it rhymes with hypocrite.................
Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:09 pm
by wkuhillhound
Mormons are fuckin' whacked up. Their wondergarments are getting a little bit too tight.
Puts a new spin on tongue in cheek.

Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:33 pm
by Wedgebuster
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:The same guys over here bashing Mormons are also the ones that cry when blacks, gays or democrats etc. get the same treatment.
Wow

what is that word I am looking for?
I am sofa king we tod did.................

Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:34 pm
by AZGrizFan
Appaholic wrote:hank scorpio wrote:Is buggery still illegal in Utah?
Only if you are over 14 and
unrelated....
That part's negotiable....
Re: MORMONS DETAIN GAYS...
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:15 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
I thought the Mormons were a little harsh on this one. I believe the Church should do it like Frances in any future episodes.
If I catch any of you homo's touchin' me, I'll kill ya.