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Are there some stories out there over the past couple of days about thwarting terrorist attacks in NYC and Illinois? I'm surprised Conks haven't brought this up since they beat this drum for 7 years.......

I'm sure these dastardly evildoers in both states were thwarted by a series of impregnable, strategically-placed locked doors, amirite

bench wrote:I'm sure these dastardly evildoers in both states were thwarted by a series of impregnable, strategically-placed locked doors, amirite

Oh....did they take place on airplanes?

Obama is soft on terror, remember

mainejeff wrote:

bench wrote:I'm sure these dastardly evildoers in both states were thwarted by a series of impregnable, strategically-placed locked doors, amirite

Oh....did they take place on airplanes?

Doesn't matter. Mainejeff's Guaranteed, Fool-Proof, One-Step Method to Stopping Terrorists and/or Zombies® (i.e. PUT LOCKS ON YOUR GODDAMN DOORS AND LOCK THEM RAAAGH) ( ) was met with such enthusiasm by security experts that it has now been applied to ground operations as well. Homeland Security just bought $166 million worth of fucking deadbolts, and they're currently shopping around for some of those stupid little chain thingies to go with them

dbackjon wrote:Obama us sift on terror, remember

You type like a drunk man. Did Dave slip you some ruffies at lunch?

bobbythekidd wrote:

dbackjon wrote:Obama us sift on terror, remember

You type like a drunk man. Did Dave slip you some ruffies at lunch?

Maybe he meant that the little stuff might slip through, but Obama will catch the big stuff.

It has been all over the news up here. Mainejeff maybe you need to take the tinfoil off of all your appliances and your television and you'll see it.

A lot of info is still being held from the media because DHS and FBI are still working on it.

bench wrote:

mainejeff wrote:
Oh....did they take place on airplanes?

Doesn't matter. Mainejeff's Guaranteed, Fool-Proof, One-Step Method to Stopping Terrorists and/or Zombies® (i.e. PUT LOCKS ON YOUR GODDAMN DOORS AND LOCK THEM RAAAGH) ( ) was met with such enthusiasm by security experts that it has now been applied to ground operations as well. Homeland Security just bought $166 million worth of fucking deadbolts, and they're currently shopping around for some of those stupid little chain thingies to go with them

Bench, you gotta go easier on these guys. You COMPLETELY shattered the thread with this championship zinger.

mainejeff wrote:Are there some stories out there over the past couple of days about thwarting terrorist attacks in NYC and Illinois? I'm surprised Conks haven't brought this up since they beat this drum for 7 years.......

That means swing and a miss in case you couldn't tell

Need I mention that Obama has wholeheartedly accepted ALL of Bush's anti-terror policies:

1. Rendition
2. Indefinite Detention
3. Wiretapping
4. Email intercepts
5. Drone attacks

While I am sure there are a few more, Barack doesn't have to do any antiterror work, because he apparently believes everything is already sufficient...or doesn't know any original ideas.

We can solve this problem very easily, all we have to do is put locks on the cockpit doors of every major city and town and the attacks will stop immediately.

Very simple and it works everytime.

SeattleGriz wrote:Barack doesn't ...know any original ideas.

You may be onto something here.

If we could just put a lock on the cockpit of this thread nobody could post here anymore.

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:If we could just put a lock on the cockpit of this thread nobody could post here anymore.

Yeah......maybe they'll post on your Timothy McVeigh *ss licking thread.

SMF.

Douchenozzle