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If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

AZGrizFan wrote:Got this emailed to me today....thought it perfectly stated the differences:

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he doesn't think, assumes all non WASPS are enemies and attacks.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect (and why shouldn't he?).

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation (yeah right, lots of conky trailer folks sucking the govt teat).
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it (again yeah right).
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

I love donks. You make the rest of teh world look so intelligent. Thanks for setting the bar so low!

OSBF wrote:I don't need that many words to explain the difference. It's just easier to be conservative than liberal:

1)Easy to not give a fuck about anyone but yourself. Hard to care about your community and your planet.

2)Easy to deny the existance of complex issues such as global climate change. Hard to work together on solutions to complex/difficult/un-comfortable issues.

AZGrizFan wrote:Got this emailed to me today....thought it perfectly stated the differences:

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

I love donks. You make the rest of teh world look so intelligent. Thanks for setting the bar so low!

D1B wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:Got this emailed to me today....thought it perfectly stated the differences:




I love donks. You make the rest of teh world look so intelligent. Thanks for setting the bar so low!

Z, do you ever have anything original?

Seriously, just answer this one question.

OSBF wrote:I don't need that many words to explain the difference. It's just easier to be conservative than liberal:

2)Easy to deny the existance of complex issues such as global climate change. Hard to work together on solutions to complex/difficult/un-comfortable issues.

slycat wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:Got this emailed to me today....thought it perfectly stated the differences:




I love donks. You make the rest of teh world look so intelligent. Thanks for setting the bar so low!

fixed some for ya. we all know both sides are full of loonies

OSBF wrote:I don't need that many words to explain the difference. It's just easier to be conservative than liberal:

1)Easy to not give a **** about anyone but yourself. Hard to care about your community and your planet.

2)Easy to deny the existance of complex issues such as global climate change. Hard to work together on solutions to complex/difficult/un-comfortable issues.

AZGrizFan wrote:

D1B wrote:
Z, do you ever have anything original?

Seriously, just answer this one question.

I learned from the masters----D1B and Cappy. So, the answer is "NO".

D1B wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
I learned from the masters----D1B and Cappy. So, the answer is "NO".

We epitomize originality.

AZGrizFan wrote:

OSBF wrote:I don't need that many words to explain the difference. It's just easier to be conservative than liberal:

1)Easy to not give a **** about anyone but yourself. Hard to care about your community and your planet.

2)Easy to deny the existance of complex issues such as global climate change. Hard to work together on solutions to complex/difficult/un-comfortable issues.

The difference is, yours aren't true.

Rob Iola wrote:A Donk believes that, in certain situations, a wise Latina can render better legal judgement than a bunch of old white guys.

A Conk just wishes that she'd hurry up with that Extra Value meal...

Cleets Part 2 wrote:The one about a conservative being gay and living a quiet life..!!!

1) If a conservative is gay he's probably holding a political position
2) While he's rallying against "gay rights"
3) and getting busted in the mens room blowing a drug dealer...

seriously

OSBF wrote:

Cleets Part 2 wrote:The one about a conservative being gay and living a quiet life..!!!

1) If a conservative is gay he's probably holding a political position
2) While he's rallying against "gay rights"
3) and getting busted in the mens room blowing a drug dealer...

seriously

He wasn't having oral sex in that men's room stall...............he was witnessing the gospel to the young man in hopes he would turn his life around

OSBF wrote:

Cleets Part 2 wrote:The one about a conservative being gay and living a quiet life..!!!

1) If a conservative is gay he's probably holding a political position
2) While he's rallying against "gay rights"
3) and getting busted in the mens room blowing a drug dealer...

seriously

He wasn't having oral sex in that men's room stall...............he was witnessing the gospel to the young man in hopes he would turn his life around

OSBF wrote:I don't need that many words to explain the difference. It's just easier to be conservative than liberal:

1)Easy to not give a fuck about anyone but yourself. Hard to care about your community and your planet.

2)Easy to deny the existance of complex issues such as global climate change. Hard to work together on solutions to complex/difficult/un-comfortable issues.

TwinTownBisonFan wrote:simple as this

"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith

that's about it.

native wrote:

TwinTownBisonFan wrote:simple as this

"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith

that's about it.

Galbraith's asserion is not true, but even selfishness is infinitely better than trying to find moral justification for theft.

I will compare public service resumes with you any day, TwinTownBisonFraud.

Cleets Part 2 wrote:

native wrote:
Galbraith's asserion is not true, but even selfishness is infinitely better than trying to find moral justification for theft.

I will compare public service resumes with you any day, TwinTownBisonFraud.

native wrote:

Cleets Part 2 wrote:

Amused, o unstable one? Do you mean to imply that you support organized theft?

Do you mean to imply that only liberals perform good works?

At least we have reason to believe that TTBF actually has a public service resume.